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by Andrew (imported)
Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:17 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Laziness
Replies: 10
Views: 37

Re: Laziness


I wonder if advancing age degrades an individual's ability to formulate bad puns.



This is a story about the famous Chinese general Fu Man Chu who went to invade Siberia during the winter. One of the defending Siberian generals had spies who would run up into the mountains, spy on the Chinese ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:12 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Laziness
Replies: 10
Views: 37

Re: Laziness


I wonder if advancing age degrades an individual's ability to formulate bad puns. Also, Andrew, I may have missed this--are you all done with bankruptcy court?



Not quite. I have made all the payments required by my Chapter 13 plan. Now I just have to wait for the Trustee to do the final ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:40 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Laziness
Replies: 10
Views: 37

Laziness

I hadn't realized how much my contributions to the EA had dribbled down until I got this nice card from Minneapolis, signed by several EA members, with a couple wondering where I have been.

Alas, that excuse about "The Eunuch Calm" is starting to wear a little thin. What we have here is plain old ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:56 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Talula's Birthday is Friday
Replies: 15
Views: 46

Re: Talula's Birthday is Friday

Thank you for all your help in running the EA🀘
by Andrew (imported)
Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:47 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: How to tell one type of lactic acid from another?
Replies: 10
Views: 31

Re: How to tell one type of lactic acid from another?


Would this be suitable for injecting into the testicles for the purpose of castration? I'm guessing since it's meant to be used in food, it would be of sufficient purity for that.



Wrong wrong wrong.

Anything put into food and drink goes through the stomach, then the intestines. It is possable ...
by Andrew (imported)
Tue May 10, 2005 4:46 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hobby Farms
Replies: 1
Views: 11

Re: Hobby Farms

Which was also the new moon. I came home from work late Saturday night, and did the usual rituals with the cats. I work on the assumption that The God and The Goddess and all The Rest Of Them are reasonably levelheaded and understand why the cats come first.

But at 1:45 AM Pacific Time, I was ...
by Andrew (imported)
Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:58 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hobby Farms
Replies: 1
Views: 11

Hobby Farms

Every now and then I get a welcome reminder that there is a huge world outside my limited view. Today I was reading CAT FANCY magazine at the local library. Inside were offers for other magazines, of course, including a magazine titled HOBBY FARMS.

A quick check with Google show that there is quite ...
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:15 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy birthday Richard31UK
Replies: 8
Views: 27

Re: Happy birthday Richard31UK

Purrs, headbutts, and leg rubs from The HaremπŸ±πŸ›οΈ :kittygray 🐈
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:14 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Brocolli Anyone?
Replies: 11
Views: 33

Re: Brocolli Anyone?

"I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it"πŸ™„
by Andrew (imported)
Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:22 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: happy birthday Scotty
Replies: 4
Views: 19

Re: happy birthday Scotty

Purrs, head butts, and leg rubs from the cats 🐈 πŸ±πŸ›οΈ :kittygray
by Andrew (imported)
Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Osteoporosis
Replies: 18
Views: 44

Re: Osteoporosis


I went to my internal medicine doctor this week. He said that an eunuch should be on an osteoporosis drug no matter how much calcium they take. I told him that I am on over 1200mg of calcium a day. He wants to put me on a drug. Has anyone else heard of this? πŸ™‹



Not here, Shortly after my ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:21 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday IEunuch
Replies: 12
Views: 39

Re: Happy Birthday IEunuch

Purrs from The Cat Harem.πŸ†•πŸˆ
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:34 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy birthday Old Softee
Replies: 7
Views: 20

Re: Happy birthday Old Softee

πŸ†•πŸˆ Puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
by Andrew (imported)
Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:31 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: happy birthday Sunny
Replies: 7
Views: 22

Re: happy birthday Sunny

πŸ†•πŸˆ Purrs from the Cat Harem

🐈 :kittygray πŸ±πŸ›οΈ
by Andrew (imported)
Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:45 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday Bigtwin
Replies: 7
Views: 28

Re: Happy Birthday Bigtwin

And puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrssssssss from The Cat Harem.

:kittygray 🐈 πŸ±πŸ›οΈ
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:29 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: I took the survey
Replies: 8
Views: 33

Re: I took the survey


A note to Andrew, which yahoo groups do you think are larger then this one?



Just an impression I had. I do know that my last venture into YAHOO groups resulted in a mailbox of spam and "send me nude picture so I can see what a eunuch looks like". The lack of moderation in most YAHOO groups is ...
by Andrew (imported)
Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:54 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: I took the survey
Replies: 8
Views: 33

I took the survey

Just a note that I answered all 58 questions. I used my EA name of "Andrew" in the survey. I though it a fairly well thought out survey. Its biggest problem will probably be the small amount of responses. Also, I doubt if the population of the EA is anything like some of those Yahoo groups. (Which ...
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:39 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Maybe some one can help or advise
Replies: 17
Views: 64

Re: Maybe some one can help or advise


Can anyone help? Can anyone make one? Please help me with this and thankyou! Scottie



Why bother? As far as I can tell, you are in a spititually sick relationship. One way or another, sooner or later, with or without a chastity belt, it will break down. What do you intend to do with the rest of ...
by Andrew (imported)
Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:07 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday A-1
Replies: 11
Views: 29

Re: Happy Birthday A-1

"AOL" from The Cat HaremπŸ€ͺ :catclock:
by Andrew (imported)
Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:50 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Andrew's Introduction ^_^
Replies: 5
Views: 20

Re: Andrew's Introduction ^_^


Hello all, i am new and have decided to introduce myself ^_^

My name is Andrew, (in the chat room im also 'andrew') i live in new hampshire and i am 18 years old. Im a gay man, and like being one ^_^



andrew β›΅

^..^ Hello there! I am also "Andrew", although I rarely visit the chat room. Lack ...
by Andrew (imported)
Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:44 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: It's Paolo's Birthday!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 48

Re: It's Paolo's Birthday!!!

πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ πŸ†•πŸˆ

Purrs and headbutts from Max, Silver, Fluffy, and their eunuch slave.

:kittygray πŸ±πŸ›οΈ 🐈
by Andrew (imported)
Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:09 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: lower testoterone levels
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: lower testoterone levels


would like advise on how to temporarly lower testoserone levels with out beeing medicated by a doctor



About all you can do is try to buy some Androcur from an overseas pharmacy. Quite a few members of the EA have done so in the past, although I am not sure how easy it is in the post 9/11 ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:17 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: That time of year
Replies: 4
Views: 19

Re: That time of year


It looks like it is that time of year again.

Time to rejoice in the diversity that the members of the archive bring and time to rejoice in our brother/sister/human hood.

There are few websites in this world that actually bring people together as a family and I am proud that this is one.



Very ...
by Andrew (imported)
Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:55 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Birthday Boy - Congrats on Making It This Far...
Replies: 13
Views: 43

Re: Birthday Boy - Congrats on Making It This Far...

Purrs, bunts, and head butts from the Harem and their Staff

:kittygray 🐈 πŸ±πŸ›οΈ
by Andrew (imported)
Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:23 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Medication/mental/etc.
Replies: 3
Views: 18

Re: Medication/mental/etc.

Fen (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:50 am How many times do you get this? I'd like to think I've approached this rationally like Andrew.

Are we talking about depression?πŸ™‡