EA Forums

The reason? Ignorance!

Master Waddie :p

Summer Night

Now that, more nearest even your fate

and mine (or any truth beyond preceive)

Quivers this miracle of summer nights

Her trillion secrets touchably alive

While all mysteries which I or you

(blinded by merely things beliveable)

Could only fancy we should never know

Are ...

My first slave was an intersexual - bigender - He was a remarkable man. I bid on him at a fund raiser "buy a slave for a weekend" thing at one of the leather bars. They were all in briefs and "T" shirts----then they wet them down. All showed througn their jockey shorts except the kid I was ...

www.btinternet.com/~meirionhughes/Pub/

Master Waddie

Plezhurus,

You poor baby! Gang raped, huh? Can't do much for trauma like that other than offer to listen. Was once a pretty damn good therapist but got out of it cause the trees kept growing to near the forest!

But I sure as hell have a guaranteed home remedy to love them hemorrhoids away; however ...

Only if you're color coordinated and properly accessorized, Dear!

Master Waddie :p

I don't see why that would surprise many people. After all as Andrew points out from time to time YMMV. (your milage may vary) They give hyperactive kids with attention defficite disorder uppers to calm them. Why wouldn't the big "T" function the same in some men?

Master Waddie :p

Not a piece by Chopin.......

Last week I soiled the bed with a very messy bloody nocturnal emission. A "wet dream" to those who don't know what a 'NE' is. You'd think as well serviced as I've been lately that I wouldn't have such. However, been working hard and riding that damn bike a lot......I ...

Well,....... if you made beautiful music together chances are your's pumped the bellows!

Master Waddie :p

MEDICAL WARNING~

Great suggestion about the pinballs A-1; however, I must point out that while it has an attraction it is medically lethal. Please, no one try to place 'pinballs' in their ball sacks. They have a nickle based chrommium alloy coating that is poisonious to the human system. I had a ...

Garrison Keillor (correct spelling) is one of the nations greatest humorist.

He is the genius behind the Public Radio broadcast of A Prarie Home Companion. His weekly monolog "The News from Lake Woebegon" was usually haliarious. He retired from the show and started it up again about three years ago ...

What a fine, clear personal pic Andrew added to his post. He is indeed a fine looking gentleman. I have enjoyed reading his post and learned a lot about what someone might go through with these kinds of alterations. His post have inspired others to add their own points of view which only greater ...

I don't think SplitDick or myself feel like our characters have been personally attacked. We've exchanged ideas before and while we may not always agree, I've found him concerned, intelligent with strong convictions.

It is our right in a free speech society to exchange opposing points of view. I ...

SplitDick~

First of all, let me say, that these posts are presented as opposing points of view and none of the attempts at humor or passionate rebutal are not meant as a personal attack. At most I would hope to present some alternative thoughts for your consideration. I'm still boggled by a lot of ...

Plezherus & Split Dick,

You guys raise some interesting points. Hopefully, that's what a good exchange of ideas should be about. Plezherus, you're correct to point out that some folks become comsumed by the 'hunt' or search for sex. Others use sex as a means of self destruction. Sex can become ...

MadScientist~

You poor thing! You must have never had really good sex. What a narrow minded view of a natural function of our psyches and bodies to simply lump every sex act other than procreation as "unproductive sex". Furthermore, to state that the sale or pushing of sex is the "American Way ...

Eric~

I refuse to play that game, Son! I had hoped you'd learn something about

the seriousness of people that find themselves in that position. I doubt seriously that my post has made you fearful. Perhaps it will cause you to make sure your brain is running before you put your mouth in gear.

If ...

Well, friends this response has no humor to be misinterpreted. I'm really kind of stunned and disappointed at all of your "vigilante" mentality.

God, I can just see the lot of you, armed with pitch forks, hoes (the garden kind, mother), and various sharply pointed instruments, torch in your other ...

Dear C. C.~

What? Ultimate Dildo? 3ft X 12 inches. Send me seed immediately!

Will grow a couple then send you plane fare across pond to come for a 'grand opening'. Would love to see your little beauty dialate to 12 in in diameter.

Will erect bleacher....sell tickets.....invite everyone on the EA ...

Dear C. C. Rider~

What's Marrow? (I know bone marrow but don't think

us Yanks grow 'marrow' ? Lovely poem, though. )

Master Waddie

A-1~

Woooolf!!

(TOLD 'em it was a dog!)

Merry Christmas Old Friend,

Master Waddie

Andrew~

Remember, you asked for it!

Many years ago when Roy Rogers and Dale Evans first moved to Apple Valley there wasn't much there except the occasional ranches. There were still wild critters roaming the high desert. Bob Cats, Mountain Lions and such. To say nothing of wolves and coyotes.

Roy ...

Andrew~

Thanks for the feed back. I withdraw gracefully. You're on your

own there. HA! Slush ball and all.....it was a bit of a stinker; however,

if truth be known they all were jealous they didn't think of it first. I still think

it "awfully" funny! But then again my heart marchs to the beat of ...

Andrew~

Permission granted, to all, either way! It's just a fun toss off. Glad you enjoyed it.

Do you ever make it to 'Pistons'? Think I may have met you at a Bears function.

Maybe another Andrew that wears kilts?

E-mail me, por favor,

[email protected].

Best of the season to you ...

A Christmas Fable~

Many, many years ago in the far away kingdom of 'Tar' lived a wonderful and wise King. His only strife in life was the constant warring that he had to put up with from a rival King who lived not far away in the Kingdom of 'Orey'.

They were constantly at war waging sneak attacks ...