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- Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:18 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: big type
- Replies: 14
- Views: 23
Re: big type
You might try Opera (http://www.opera.com/download/), "the best browser nobody is using." Hit the "+" key and text enlarges, hit the "-" key and it reduces. You can toggle word wrap on or off, and if you want you can just highlight a block of text and hit the speech button and it will read it to ...
- Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:39 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Is Male Menopause Real?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 5
Re: Is Male Menopause Real?
Hell, I last measured at 260, but my medical plan won't pay for anything unless I'm under 200, which is flatly absurd. And they wonder why I have so much trouble controlling my weight. You'd think they'd consider it a bargain, compared to the effects of obesity, but it's just the typical penny-wise ...
- Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:15 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: everyone who reads this please reply - it's a test for whether email is working
- Replies: 24
- Views: 84
Re: everyone who reads this please reply - it's a test for whether email is working
:) H-ell-oo-o! Is there anybody there, testing testing, Mary had a little lamb, her father shot the shepherd- testing , over and out.
Quillman UK
I thought it went more like this:
Mary Had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a ...
- Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:34 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Please Scrap the Jokes, Links & Levity Section
- Replies: 32
- Views: 59
Re: Please Scrap the Jokes, Links & Levity Section
But every now and then I get this URGE to write a godawful shaggy dog story capped by an atrocious pun. Where else could I publish it besides here and in alt.callahans?
🤮
And Andrew, I must say, I would miss them terribly. There's nothing I like better than a pun that's simultaneously ...
- Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:06 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: vBulletin 3 "Gamma"
- Replies: 28
- Views: 9
Re: vBulletin 3 "Gamma"
Being on dial-up is almost worse than having no Internet access at all. At least, if one has no access, there are other things he can do-limited though they may be for some of us Internet junkies-but, on dial-up, my blood pressure would be going through the roof as I screamed at the monitor while ...
- Sun Sep 14, 2003 3:32 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Whatever happened to Asian Castratrix?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 3
Re: Whatever happened to Asian Castratrix?
Yahoo apparently axed it without warning, for reasons only Yahoo knows. Kim says she's going to start it back up in the near future at misstressgia.net.
- Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:20 am
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: oh fuck...
- Replies: 71
- Views: 202
Re: oh fuck...
I think that depends on where in Germany and where in Austria. Driving from Essen to Vienna is kind of like driving from New York to Chicago. Not exactly an easy drive. Still, it's not exactly out of the question, either.
- Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:53 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: I’m Baaaack!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 35
Re: I’m Baaaack!
Good to see you back, Limpone! We missed you! I hope you've been well these past months.
- Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:28 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Hers a New thread... Thread this one! hee he hee
- Replies: 6
- Views: 14
Re: Hers a New thread... Thread this one! hee he hee
Good one, Salami, but do you have a bullet-proof vest?
You'll probably need it....
You'll probably need it....
- Sun Feb 16, 2003 12:15 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Castration for Sex Offenders
- Replies: 50
- Views: 119
Re: Castration for Sex Offenders
Only because society has been raised to believe that only men can be sexual aggressors.
You're right. Just as some female rape victims have reported experiencing orgasm despite beig terrified and/or repulsed, so some males experience involuntary erection when being sexually attacked. Of course ...
- Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:17 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Pete Townshend arrested...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 63
Re: Pete Townshend arrested...
Let me start by saying that I think anyone who sexually exploits children is deserving of any punishment he or she may receive. Such people are simply despicable, the lowest form of pond scum.
That said, in Townshend's case, I smell the faint odor of rat. If Townshend is to be believed at all, he ...
That said, in Townshend's case, I smell the faint odor of rat. If Townshend is to be believed at all, he ...
- Sun Dec 01, 2002 2:26 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Wives' or Girlfriends' Feelings on Castration
- Replies: 16
- Views: 26
Re: Wives' or Girlfriends' Feelings on Castration
With all due respect, A-1, that was too much. Fine if we disagree with someone; we can argue our case. But please let's not try to just shut him up with shaming tactics and name-calling. None of us are in a position to wield accusations regarding anyone's alleged insecurities or paranoia, because we ...
- Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:44 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: A web page concerning testosterone
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4
Re: A web page concerning testosterone
Thank you, Andrew. Very informative.
- Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:24 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: America as the villian and the cause of the worlds woes...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 44
Re: America as the villian and the cause of the worlds woes...
C'mon, A-1, stop holding back. Let us know what you really think....

And THAT is the bottom line.A-1 (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 23, 2002 6:46 am If you started tomorrow with a clean slate and had the monies of the world divided equally, in 300- 400 years things would be exactly as they are now.
- Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:29 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: New features
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4
Re: New features
Is there any way to import the previous set of personal ads into the new setup? Or failing that, is it still possible to access it somehow. (there are a couple of email addresses I'd like to write down before they're lost forever)
It seems to me that one of the more unfortunate features of this ...
It seems to me that one of the more unfortunate features of this ...
- Wed Jul 03, 2002 9:36 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Another website concerning testosterone deficiency
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2
Re: Another website concerning testosterone deficiency
Humph. So after scoring a 10 on their little quiz, it tells me to see a urologist. Only problem is, I've already tried two of them, and neither one will even consider HRT for me. Too afraid of causing prostate cancer, they say.
As an aside, I have a theory on prostate cancer, at least the slower ...
As an aside, I have a theory on prostate cancer, at least the slower ...
- Mon Jul 01, 2002 9:02 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Why do "normal" people complain about lack of libido?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3
Re: Why do "normal" people complain about lack of libido?
In "normal" society, lack of libido (sexual desire) seems to be seen as a bad thing.
Why?
I could understand how lack of sexual function would be seen as a problem, when one wants to have sex.
But how is lack of desire a problem? Do people want to want to have sex?
For one thing, it can be ...
- Sun Jun 02, 2002 11:23 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Right to procreate???
- Replies: 24
- Views: 76
Re: Right to procreate???
Socialism, which is actually a philosophy that suggests that those who have, in comparative terms, a lot should share a bit of it with those who do not, has served western Europe quite well.
Actually, it hasn't worked all that well. Yes, it works for a while, but as the British found out in ...
- Sun Jun 02, 2002 9:25 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Right to procreate???
- Replies: 24
- Views: 76
Re: Right to procreate???
(excerpts)....
We're already - you and I, here - paying for his dumb ass with our tax dollars. Now he wants US to pay for his child. And moreover, the child will be the one who pays again for him being the fool that he is.
......
And keep in mind, every time he goes whining to his lawyer, who ...
We're already - you and I, here - paying for his dumb ass with our tax dollars. Now he wants US to pay for his child. And moreover, the child will be the one who pays again for him being the fool that he is.
......
And keep in mind, every time he goes whining to his lawyer, who ...
- Tue Apr 09, 2002 6:26 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Broken balls
- Replies: 15
- Views: 48
Re: Broken balls
Try a vice.
You mean like smoking or drinking?
You mean like smoking or drinking?
- Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:41 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Hope you enjoy it...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12
Re: Hope you enjoy it...
Now that's interesting -- the index page shows there's an attachment to your message, but when I read the message, I can't find the attachment.
What am I doing wrong??
What am I doing wrong??
- Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:54 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: As Paolo said so elequently ...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 14
Re: As Paolo said so elequently ...
madscientist (imported) wrote: Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:13 am I think we are seeing the results of testosterone replacement overdose, Paolo.
Sounds more like Peyote to me....
- Sun Feb 10, 2002 3:59 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Super Bandage?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 12
Super Bandage?
Back around late summer or early fall, someone mentioned the impending release of a new, "super bandage". It was supposedly being designed for the military, and was alleged to be able to rapidly stop even arterial bleeding. Since then, I have heard nothing more about it. Does anyone know any more ...
- Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:42 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Crime and Castration
- Replies: 37
- Views: 157
Re: Crime and Castration
OK, Jesus, you're right -- it's better to discuss this in its own thread. It also gives us a chance to get into some more detail.
Here's my take on the "solutions" you listed:
1. Retribution: It's great for the victims and/or their families, as they get a sense of vindication out of it, but does ...
Here's my take on the "solutions" you listed:
1. Retribution: It's great for the victims and/or their families, as they get a sense of vindication out of it, but does ...