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Kiwi student crucifies penis

Gross-out contest winner horrifies New Zealand.

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By Hank Hyena

Feb. 23, 2000 | A Christchurch student who stapled his penis to a crucifix then set it on fire during a televised pub promotion -- How far will you go? -- did not breach the norms ...

Ravenwings

I was being extreamly sarcastic.

And as a matter of fact I have been to Canada many times in my life and in a lot of ways Canada is the same as the USA, and in some ways the USA is like Canada. I even rememebr reading a local paper once while in Canada and it had a poll in it and a ...

WAR!

Okay, we need to rally the troops and take over the whole fucking planet.

It is no longer Planet Earth, but it is now Planet U.S.A.

We start off by getting Canda on our side. After all they are pretty much a little USA. We work our way down Untile we have all of South America.

Once all of ...

I know this is off topic, but I am laughing my balls off from this E-mail a friend sent me and I just HAD to share it with all of you.

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK to do in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector ...

Hope you all have a Happy 4th of July.

If you really need this kind of masturbation material, I suggest you leave the Eunuch Archives, go over to GOOGLE, and type in "Italian Opera castrati" and follow the links.



I am sorry but as an author of many stories for this site I cannot keep my mouth shut on this one. One of the resons EA ...

Now THAT was funny,

Thank you so much.

This Sunday night is a new episode of THE SIMPSONS. Homer has a dream were Apu calls him a eunuch. Homer wakes up and looks up to see what a eunuch is.

Watch the show to see what happens.

Thank you for the insults of my own thoughts MW.

I used to feel safe being able to speak my mind here.

The fear of a painful castration would be a good deturant. and what if castrations were made public? The humilation of being castrated on TV would also be a good deturant.

I think surgical castration and then a year in prison to make sure all hormons have left the body is in order. Make it so this new eunuch can not get HRT legally.

For sex crimes add the penectomy.

I also think spankings with a nice leather strop or paddle on the bare butt for children should be ...

Bboy is pro circ.

He has been circed. Maybe thats were his penecomy fetish has come from? The desire to have it cut off all started with just the tip skin being cut off and he wants the job done right and have it all cut off?

Just a thought.