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The answer is fucking yes.

Seldom are the vessels properly crushed. Human tissues here are highly plastic and do not crush well. Some people ARE successful at it. Most are NOT. Most end up with a severely lacerated and highly contused scrotum, often swollen to the size of a large grapefruit for a ...

The bitching and whining is getting kind of old with this issue, the reality is no one has answered the question. If you don't know the answer, just fucking say so.

The question IS... "What happens to the testicles in a human male IF his spermatic cords are properly crushed with a burdizzo or ...

Why you old dog, you! Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday with all the trimmings. May you have the very best of everything this world has to offer, on your special day and always. And may you live in peace & harmony, with health & happiness all your live long day. May they be many indeed.

So 83 in ...

My guess is that the market for human castration devices is pretty small, even if not for the legal problems. --FLO--



I don't think the legal consideration would matter. It could be sold as a novelty. That kind of consideration is bypassed all the time. Even sex toys are sold as 'Novelties ...

Why can't they make effective elastrators, or even burdizzos for that matter, for humans?

Is it the human physiology that makes these items ineffective? Or is it just that the inventors of these items didn't design them for humans?

Is it conceivable that these or other items could be perfected or ...

And don't forget to be on the News! That's very helpful to enlightening the public, and the more aware the general public becomes of castration, the better chance there is of it becomeing popular.

Thank You for your efforts!

P.S. And remember to poop before you go the the Emergency Room. There's ...

This has nothing to do with the usual subjects on this message board, but since both coffee and excreta have been mentioned in this thread, I thought I'd put in a link to this article I saw on the Reuters website.

http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSSYD8159120070516

http://www ...

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Sun May 20, 2007 6:44 am If I were a civet I would be banking my dung. OTOH may be I can start a coffee craze based on my own droppings........

Don't forget to put a little curl on top like at Dairy Queen.

Like anything, it wouldn't be any fun if it were perfectly safe. It's like that game called 'Risk'. Or maybe not?

I say Colonel Mustard did it in the Library with a pair of scissors.

heh... I remember one time when I was <10yrs old swimming at some university pool, I went to dive for one of those bricks and it turned out to be a sizable turd.



In the old days farmers used turds to level out the kitchen table.

And also for 'Installation', as my one retardedly ignorant ...

'Turd for your thoughts'.

..... What a waste of sausage...

Just cuttin' out the middleman is all.

kristoff wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 7:33 am Depends... one might be constipated...

You could always just fake it and throw a sausage in the toilet.

Constipated, huh? Hmmmmm, I keep losing my train of thought. Sorry, can't think of anything else to say.

You should hold out for less money.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm No. My stool stands firm.

BTW: Tanglog == tangentlogic, != tangy log (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5798 ... ceycw5.gif).

Thank you for your kind reply and funny cartoon.

There, that wasn't so painful now was it?

You sound mad. Are you really mad? Are you angry?

balletkyle (imported) wrote: Wed May 16, 2007 10:41 am Hmmm why would being a eunuch affect one's bowel movents?

You tell me and then we'll both know!

Can they atrophy from needles without having to visit the ER?

Good Lord, it's only part of life! It's the first thing they teach nurses to deal with for cryin' out loud. Have you never changed your childs diaper nor discussed it's contents with a Doctor? And no, I don't mean Kimmel.

Tanglog, have you noticed any difference in your stool since being neutered?

Any difference in regularity, size, texture, smell, etc.? I'm wondering how the hormones might affect such a thing, and since your name somehow evoked the notion to me, I thought I'd ask.

Don't be embarrassed, it's only a ...

It could always be done for free, and then the money could simply be loaned or donated as a charity.

Or, you could barter for a lawn tractor.

Since the spermatic cords play such a roll in keeping testicles alive, I'm wondering if that guy who was the inispiration for this post, simply banded the testicle up to the point where the cord was?

I'm guessing it's possible, physically, but probably very hard to accomplish given the shape, place ...

kristoff wrote: Sun May 13, 2007 11:58 pm Sister Kristoff... do u band?

Marching band maybe. He's got the flute, but no tom toms.

Yes, very nice! Way to go!! Keep up the good work!

Me niether. I've heard of Chinese women binding their feet to stunt growth, but that certainly seems by just physical definitions, something completely different. At least I would guess.

I don't have a membership, so I'm unaware of whether or not that guy has a contact addy or not.

I sure am ...