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Eh, Xknockers,

Nice to see you again. My friends help me make jokes (like you, and others, who tell me I am silly, so my silliness-confidence rises, and from my BF du jour, Mr. Labatts 0.5)

Ha.

Sorry I called you Xknockers. I should not have called you Xknockers. And I will never again mention ...

... and they're off ...

They all made the first turn so fast, their balls flew into the stands!

And those jockeys were so cocky thinking that by placing the elastrator bands on their mounts (on one of the parts that does the mounting) that their ride would be wildly fast because of the ...

Many have that same opinion, so I usually don't talk about it.

I used to have cock and balls, now I have tits and I live as a woman.

I HATE fake pussies, so I chose NULLO insteado.

If because I chose not to take the fake vagina I am in your mind not a woman, then whatever...

Left my genitals in ...

How sexist?

Just kidding.

Everyone is so teste around here lately.

But how about NULLO WOMEN like CB, you see (mean you can not see!)?

If you don't no nullo you don't know nothin.'

I call it my silky smooth nothingness. My binki panties are the perfect fit, and I don't have to hold nut-in out ...

...it was full of avatars. Some were so sexy, my tongue was surely sticking out...

At one point, Erik's bedeviled avatar was snarllng at the great ascending avatar, Antonia. I was so scared I froze like a stonia.

As to things getting resized and cropped, that seems to happen a lot around here ...

XNoCTuRNaLRoSeX (and to ALL, ALL, ALL and TIDE too),

Great to have you nosing back into the boards with a name mod (and body mod after you loaned me that nice third tit for a day - how did it say it enjoyed its visit with me after I sent it back? We seemed to get along fine, except that the ...

First,

Good for Christina!!!!!

Second,

Great to see GoODKnoCKeRs knocking around again! CB is drunk or something, she amuses herself so easily. But should we be telling eunuchs to "keep it up?"

Obviously I'm still drunk or something, but I was amused by that form of "support."

I've got nothing ...

Here, Here!

No-longer None in Name-Only.

None, None, There, There, Evermore, Evermore.

Good for you, good off you.

We all wish you well, and I know that none of us meant any disrespect when we briefly, out-of-thread, got snagged in the zipper and hit a building my mistake. We're glad you're back ...

Maria:

I think your casual quip about yellow buildings was OK (I know a urologist practice with a yellow building!).

I bet noneboy was none offended either. Your genuine interest in understanding him, us, others, is impressive. I'm sure P did not mean to offend anymore than you did, but he has a ...

NoCTuRNaLDrEaMs,

It is nice to have her humor and etc. on this site now. Here's hoping for many more insightful posts from her.

However, I found early on that if I LMAO without caution on this site, someone would cook it and eat it before I could return it to its design location.

Some of the ...

SJ:

HB!

- CB

And to all the others, as Alice learned down the rabbit hole, it is good to celebrate all our un-birthdays too (because we have 364 of them and only one of the others each year, except when the rabbit leaps some years).

At the M stage, as I recall, the longest I ever went w/o orgasm was about six inches.

In metric, that would have been 2.54 x 6 = 15 centimeters, or so.

Are spanners metric or English? And could one, or more, expand the spanse of orgasm(s)?

- CB

Like the meaning of life?

Or anything?

You know this internet thing is kind of like a relationship, and probably even better than some I have known and lived without a keyboard.

Here's hoping true happiness to sexless and to everyone!

- CB



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Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Just thought I would echo the seriousness of some of the fact v. most of the fiction here.

I both read and write, so that makes me bi-polar I guess, or at least having gone from M2E2W I remain buy-sexual (they gotta buy me something before they get something, if ya ...

Nice how some things in life come together best when some things come apart best.

Bambi:

Good luck with your dream to be the real woman you are. I know a lot of she-males in Toronto who love their cocks, along with their very masculine lovers and boyfriends. Some eventually go for the fake pussy operation, much more expensive and usually requires a bunch of analysis "proof" that ...

Erin:

If you check in tonight (I know you have a ton of parties to supervise -- you lead, we all follow), check out your story. You may be getting notes on this board because Cut-Off Point is now posted for you. I understand that you even sanded off Bob Villa's balls, since you are in the B-town ...