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by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 4:24 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Record Set
Replies: 9
Views: 4

Re: Record Set


...just the thing for "dicking" around the ole fishin' hole!

The you won't have to use 'yours' to see ifin the fish are a-bitin'

;)

πŸ˜„ A-1 πŸ˜„

Since you are posting here that makes you all "MEMBERS", too... 😱

I wish that you wouldn't be so "cocky!" πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„



I still have my original MEMBER ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 4:23 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Castration can go wrong
Replies: 118
Views: 158

Re: Castration can go wrong


This incident may have cast a bad light upon our community, but honestly I can't see the mainstream press getting involved in our community UNLESS it was something which cast a bad light.

I am glad though, that Don is ok.

IEunuch.



It makes your community look sloppy.

The mainstream press IS ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:52 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: who needs dumbbells?
Replies: 8
Views: 3

Re: who needs dumbbells?

prince albert (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:50 am A friend of mine has been telling me about something called a PB Blaster, have any of you used this before?

I think it's used to combat an anal compaction.

You might ask your doctor the next time you get a nut removed
by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:12 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Cancerous penis replaced with finger
Replies: 9
Views: 7

Re: Cancerous penis replaced with finger

A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:07 am ...but can you still dial "911"?

Too Late! Not an original idea...just looka here...

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/ ... finger.jpg

Or maybe here!

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

😲 A-1 😲

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

now that's what I call cut bait
by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 1:26 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Record Set
Replies: 9
Views: 4

Re: Record Set

I wonder what that bleeder in the bus station was gonna do with his ex-package.

Somebody here probably knows him.
by Close Shave (imported)
Sat Jun 15, 2002 1:07 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Record Set
Replies: 9
Views: 4

Re: Record Set

Harry Spindle (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 1:03 am 43 potential cock-loppers? Daaaaaayme, we's gonna need a landfill.

Seriously, you folks don't think a gem of a board like this would stay obscure for long, didja?

Well, hopefully we got some organ donors in here.

Hate to see all that junk go to waste.
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:41 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Record Set
Replies: 9
Views: 4

Re: Record Set


Well it does look like the story of the castration that want awry (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1076) has caused in increase in the number of visitors to the site.

Most users ever online was 43 on 06-12-2002 at 10:33 PM.

I think that beats the old record set in ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:34 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: who needs dumbbells?
Replies: 8
Views: 3

Re: who needs dumbbells?


son, yeally outta give noodling a chance. 'course with your package bein' what it is, I reckon a minna is 'bout all that mite go for it. I was up in Michigan once, and went noodling fer muskies. Let me tell ya' there ain't nothin' short of a snappin' turtle that can latch on like a big ole muskie ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:29 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Cancerous penis replaced with finger
Replies: 9
Views: 7

Re: Cancerous penis replaced with finger

I this article for real? It sounds almost impossible. Even if it is possible, why would any guy give up a finger for a penis with no feeling?

πŸ”¨ πŸ”¨ πŸ”¨ πŸ”¨

why would any REAL guy give up his penis in the first place?

Just look around here...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:26 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys
Replies: 51
Views: 91

Re: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys

smokey eunuch (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 11:19 pm aw c'mon cs, ain't you never had some bald kooter? besides yer 8 year old sister?

I was told to keep it in the family
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:44 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: who needs dumbbells?
Replies: 8
Views: 3

Re: who needs dumbbells?


πŸ˜„ I much prefer BCR's you can hang things of them πŸ˜„



one time I was fishing for catfish, not noodling mind you, that shit is whack.

Anyway, I was using chicken livers that had set in the bed of my pickup for about a week, so they was ripe and ready. Stick that nasty ass liver on 2/0 treble ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:34 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys
Replies: 51
Views: 91

Re: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys


I say that we should find what gene grows hair on our bodies and eliminate it from the human species.

I absoultely LOVE the look of hairlessness on women. Bald babes!

Hell yeah! That's the ticket. If people cannot get use to it let them buy wigs.

πŸ˜„ A-1πŸ˜„



Bald babies? what state do you live ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:34 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Hello
Replies: 7
Views: 8

Re: Hello

Richard Hurts (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:06 pm Perhaps we could do some binding experiments with the baby NoCal in a couple of years.

Perhaps we can try them twice...

ra... err... whack the moles
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:32 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: little boy castration
Replies: 29
Views: 44

Re: little boy castration

My sentiments, exactly! It is ok for girls to be masculine. Why can't boys be feminine? We must break down these unnatural barriers.

it's all pink inside (sitting or standing up)
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:14 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Hello
Replies: 7
Views: 8

Re: Hello

Harry Spindle (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:04 am Hi close shave.

Any thoughts on NoCal and IC? 🚬

I have no idea what you're talking about... twice...

Are you thinking of chopping off your pecker too?
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:13 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys
Replies: 51
Views: 91

Re: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys

RACK

Rack?

What the hell does that mean?
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 4:55 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys
Replies: 51
Views: 91

Re: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys

I actually figured out a neat trick, quite by accident of course.

I was rebuilding the carbs on my outboard Mariner one summer, and it was hot as shit. So, I ended up buttass neked, working in the garage.

Well, I was scrubbing the little parts and using the screwdriver as required. I was also ...
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 4:38 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Hello
Replies: 7
Views: 8

Re: Hello

I'm sure if getting my dick chopped off would be so pleasant. just looking around
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 3:45 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys
Replies: 51
Views: 91

Re: Preempting hair growth in pre-pubescent boys

Mac (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2002 10:14 pm Boys are conditioned to look forward to beard and body hair growth. However, they soon discover that it is not such a great thing. I wish that it had been possible for me to have prevented the growth of both facial and body hair. I do not like
either!

perhaps you need a close shave?
by Close Shave (imported)
Fri Jun 14, 2002 3:28 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Hello
Replies: 7
Views: 8

Hello

hello?