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That would be me. I was 6.5ft, 240 in high school. Got cut about 20 years ago, and am still pretty big. Down to 6' 2" and 220. Also I bench press only about 200 as to almost 400 before I was gelded. But I'm also 20 years older (60+). I was naturally big as a young man. Since getting cut, I've had to ...

Paolo wrote: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:04 am You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Eagles. "Hotel California" circ 1977

Gil-

...Gosh...I'm sorry already...I didn't mean for you to feel like that...There's so much drama around here. Is it my fault that you feel that way or is there something you can do to make yourself feel more worthy? If it helps, making you feel unworthy was not the intention, but what can I do ...

😄The other day I was feeling kinda down, kinda empty and possibly headed toward depression. Not really feeling like doing anything constructive I decided to go down to the swimming hole and ruin everyones day. It felt fucking great. I cleared the place out. I got the idea from the hirja in India ...

Welcome, Brother Marc. We have much in common.

Hey When You Find Some One Let Me Know Ive Been Looking For 30 Bloody Years, And Still Waiting ,im Sure They Are Females Out Ther That Want To Castrate A Male, I Just Wish They Would Come Forward, Give Me A Bell On ...



Brings to mind the frustrated pleading of some poor fellow on some fantasy ...

What is BME/IAM?

It's been said manytime and many ways, but thanks for getting EA up and running again. Again.

Can empathise. Couple years back a virus hozed all the Windoze PCs on our LAN here. We were on the third iteration of restoring them all before we learned that they all had to be physically removed from ...

My deepest and longest running fantasy is to be transformed into a eunuch by a woman and have my balls turned into earrings for her to wear. I don't know where this idea came from but, after a lot of careful thought, I am seeking a sympathetic woman to help fulfil this fantasy.

I'm 32 years old ...

Now Gil, as someone whose avatar is a little rubber ducky, are sure you wouldn't want Michael to initiate you into the mysteries of sex?



The ducky is a metaphor for order (ducks in a row) and tranquility (a duck on a pond). The thing has his ass planted on a red wood deck to ensure that ...

Thanks. I am choking a chicken (ceramic one) in the picture.



That's a chicken? It has always to me appeard that you were cocking your Glock. A very rich and deep metaphor, thought I, all things considered. I am disappointed both that my eyesight let me down, and my mind would fill in the ...

as far as what she would gain or why she would do it, is that she wants it as bad as i do. Im coming from a long term relationship where i was shocked to find out my girlfriend had her fantasy as long as i had mine. unfortunately the relationship went sour. why do i want the procedure...instead of ...

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Ive had a long term interest in being in a relationship where she eventually has me castrated.



The reality of this, if not the fantasy, is no abstraction to me. I'm curious as to what, in your mind, would be her motivation for doing this to you? And your motivation for subjecting yourself ...

SIRIUS News recently reported that MJ has had like eight nose jobs; the first being at age 24. This stems from his Dad calling him "big nose" when he was a kid - it really bugged him.

Just think, if his Dad had called MJ "big dick", he'd be a woman by now.... wait a minute.

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Welcome. I assume you are well familiar with the Unix castration ...

The Vogon Poet reference stems from Douglas Adams's "Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe" series. Me thinks it is in reference to Gore Vidal's statement: "There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem." Adams's take I believe is that if a bureaucrat were to write poetry, it woull be ...

Greetings. I found this site by accident a couple years ago. By accident, I mean Accident. I was searching for an old (~1983) NewsNet posting on UNIX. Wags who were less than enamored with the OS called it Eunuchs, so I included that spelling in my search. The search turned up this site, and what I ...

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bobov (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:43 pm is cooking meatloaf and needs grated carrot...

Carrot in meatloaf? That is perhaps the most perverse, uncivilized thing I've heard.

As you wish...