Crazy me or what?! Am i going too far with my fantasies?

[Prickson (imported)]

I found a spellcaster's email from an internet forum who was said by the poster to have cured him of H.I.V. So few minutes ago i sent a polite email to the spellcaster telling him to cast a spell on me so sadistic girls would always run into me. I'm hoping on finding a dedicated dominatrix this way. By the way, i ain't falling into the temptation of posting the email here before i FINALLY get BANNED! I guess i'm already known 4 going offpoint!

[twaddler (imported)]

If that spellcaster can cure HIV, then certainly he can cure my androgen sensitivity.

[Prickson (imported)]

I got a reply 4rm the sorcerer. But guess what?! He told me to send my personal info and he'll cast a "VERY STRONG" spell so any girl i'm interested in would be like a "Dog" to me and would do totally as i say. Clearly he didn't understand my request at all! Wouldn't it be risky for me to send him my details knowing he could turn things just the other way round?

I need help here as he has told me to reply "A.S.A.P". Or should i give a wrong name?

[Dave (imported)]

Not believeing in magic myself, my advice would be to forget the sorcerer.

However, I don't think you want to hear that advice. So I will mention it for informational purposes only.

My other advice is perhaps he is unfamiliar with men who wish to be dominated by women and will not understand your request. It is a sophisticated request that are not commonly understood. He might not be sophisticated enough and revealing much more of your personal desires to him might not go well. be careful.

My final advice is that if he asks for money. Run like hell. He's a fake for sure. Be careful.

[Prickson (imported)]

Thanks 4 the advice Dave. I guess the best thing for me to do is forget about him and try to overcome lust totally in my life because it's only lust that makes me masochistic in the first place. By the way, concerning your disbelief in magic---not for me; cos i've watched Live performances. Especially one where the magician commanded that we close our empty palms. On opening them again our palms were all having coins on them. Now that's serious!.

[Dave (imported)]

When I was in college The Amazing Kreskin was really big. Huge. And one of the fraternity brothers was an amateur magician. I learned the secrets and it's all sleight of hand and misdirection.

You see, what made me a great auditor to implement a quality assurance system was that I watched and found patterns and similarities in the work and then used those things to my advantage. And magicians, well the more you actually look, the more you see and suddenly - it's no longer a trick but a really well done deception.

[punkypink (imported)]

You see, what made me a great auditor to implement a quality assurance system was that I watched and found patterns and similarities in the work and then used those things to my advantage. And magicians, well the more you actually look, the more you see and suddenly - it's no longer a trick but a really well done deception.

auditor?

ISO9000 stuff and such?

[Dave (imported)]

auditor?

ISO9000 stuff and such?

ISO 14001 - lead auditor. I scheduled all the audits, conducted about a quarter of them myself, wrote the questionnaires, scored the questions and prepared the reports, I trained the new auditors. I aso traqcked the deficiencies and such.

We wanted to do ISO 9000 but the managers thought it was too much to ask to do both at one time.

[punkypink (imported)]

ISO 14001 - lead auditor. I scheduled all the audits, conducted about a quarter of them myself, wrote the questionnaires, scored the questions and prepared the reports, I trained the new auditors. I aso traqcked the deficiencies and such.

We wanted to do ISO 9000 but the managers thought it was too much to ask to do both at one time.

Interesting! My dad does QA stuff so I've had my fill of ISO 9000s and whatever other thouasands growing up. He often had me vet his reports because my english was much better than his. I think he has some major role within the QA industry in SE Asia.

Always interesting to find out what fellow EA community members do. =)

[archiver (imported)]

Thanks 4 the advice Dave. I guess the best thing for me to do is forget about him and try to overcome lust totally in my life because it's only lust that makes me masochistic in the first place. By the way, concerning your disbelief in magic---not for me; cos i've watched Live performances. Especially one where the magician commanded that we close our empty palms. On opening them again our palms were all having coins on them. Now that's serious!.

I think you should forget that person but not the lust.

because we always have to sleep on other day even after a bad dream at last night.

[I Worship Women (imported)]

There will always be those offering some kind of "services" or "products" in an effort to seperate you from your money. There will always be those gulible people from whom they will get money. Using some practical common sense will go a long way to protect yourself from those seeking to take your money and give nothing in return.

[punkypink (imported)]

There will always be those offering some kind of "services" or "products" in an effort to seperate you from your money. There will always be those gulible people from whom they will get money. Using some practical common sense will go a long way to protect yourself from those seeking to take your money and give nothing in return.

Don't underestimate how lacking in common sense and gullible those who're sexually desperate and obsessed with their fantasies and fetishes can be. Frankly it might be unkind to say, but if they choose not to try to maintain some sort of control over themselves and choose to put sex lust and desire first, they probably deserve to be scammed.

[PiercedDick (imported)]

The thing I have learned about "magicians" is, it's all smoke and mirrors, there is nothing magic about it, they simply take advantage of the gullibility inherent in most people to make you think you are seeing something that they want you to see as well as using misdirection to distract you so you do not see the things they don't want you to see, then getting your mind to fill in the blanks for them.

If there was such a thing as magic, why is Bill Gates rich and Cris Angel not so rich?

Magicians are as bad as psychiatrists. Just what we need, a doctor who charges 400 dollars an hour to sit with you, ask leading questions, and maybe after years of "therapy", get you to cure yourself just by figuring out what your own problems really were, and what you should do to deal with them.

[punkypink (imported)]

Well at parties a magician is more of a bit of light entertainment than a programmer will be!