One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

If you can figure out where Moi lives tell them it's him.

I'm not sure I want to claim Moi as my first-born. Besides, the age difference is off. Moi is 64 today, I'm 65

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My house is very quiet today: I spread the rumor that the police called and asked me if I would allow them to monitor my phone for drug related calls. I said I told the police, "yes."

Within 10 minutes of the rumor, everybody left on errands.

If only the police would really call and ask me and ask

[rake (imported)]

Don't know about calf. but here if drug activity is going on in a house such as dealing the house can be confiscated and sold at auction. Be careful.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Don't know about calf. but here if drug activity is going on in a house such as dealing the house can be confiscated and sold at auction. Be careful.

From what the police told me, Jeanette bought her 'hit' at the local donut shop and took it before she got home. I've searched their room when they're not here and found nothing.

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

Wow do I feel for you Mac.

I've had some horrendous roomies in the past, but I can't begin to imagine having the kind of crap you have going on inside my house.

I have a tenant in a separated area of the house but I don't think I could share my personal living space again. At least, not with somebody other than a lover/mate sorta thing.

Good luck man. I really hope it's not as scary a situation as it seems to me after a quick read-through.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Wow do I feel for you Mac.

I've had some horrendous roomies in the past, but I can't begin to imagine having the kind of crap you have going on inside my house.

I have a tenant in a separated area of the house but I don't think I could share my personal living space again. At least, not with somebody other than a lover/mate sorta thing.

Good luck man. I really hope it's not as scary a situation as it seems to me after a quick read-through.

Yeah, if the Archive only had an EA hit squad I could borrow - heh heh

[Cainanite (imported)]

Yeah, if the Archive only had an EA hit squad I could borrow - heh heh

For you Mac, we'd work cheap.

[The Lurker (imported)]

While our last attempt to solve this problem failed, I am willing to give it another go. In the state of California a tenant may be evicted if the reason for the eviction is to provide housing for a relative.

Now I understand that these people are not tenants but are squatters. But if we cant beat them fair and square, then we can beat them like this: I am willing show up at your place posing as your cousin, and you and I will have a grand reunion, catch up, and I will ask you if I can stay with you since I have just come back from 15 years overseas. You will explain to me aboout your "guests" and we will inform them that they have 30 days to move out. Then the next week I will show up with some boxes and other stuff to reinforce the contention that I am moving in.

I'll do the same thing the following week, and then We'll force them out on the 30 day mark...

What do you think?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

While our last attempt to solve this problem failed, I am willing to give it another go. In the state of California a tenant may be evicted if the reason for the eviction is to provide housing for a relative.

Now I understand that these people are not tenants but are squatters. But if we cant beat them fair and square, then we can beat them like this: I am willing show up at your place posing as your cousin, and you and I will have a grand reunion, catch up, and I will ask you if I can stay with you since I have just come back from 15 years overseas. You will explain to me aboout your "guests" and we will inform them that they have 30 days to move out. Then the next week I will show up with some boxes and other stuff to reinforce the contention that I am moving in.

I'll do the same thing the following week, and then We'll force them out on the 30 day mark...

What do you think?

I thank you for the generous offer Lurker. However, I'm too damn honest to be able to pull off a clever ruse. My acting ability is somewhere between nil and zilch.

I'm one of those rare individuals who tells the truth the majority of the time. I've never lied to potential employers, policemen and I absolutely refused to lie to my students.

I'm afraid I'm going to need to accomplish my goal within the law and without deception.

I do, however, appreciate the offer

[The Lurker (imported)]

Okay, that's all I have...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hooray, there was minor excitement in my house today: Jeanette threatened her mom with physical violence.

Since there are no nearby theaters in my town anymore, this is the closest I get to real drama

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Hooray, there was minor excitement in my house today:

I call it "living like Italians." When I was young it seemed like the Italians I knew yelled a lot.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

"I'm melting, melting. Oh, what a world, what a world, look out, I'm going, going, gone"

Shhesh, this damn 100 plus heat has turned me into the Wicked Witch of the West.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

"I'm melting, melting. Oh, what a world, what a world, look out, I'm going, going, gone"

Shhesh, this damn 100 plus heat has turned me into the Wicked Witch of the West.

Today, it got up to 111 F. To fracking hot

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Today, it got up to 111 F. To fracking hot

Sell the house, move out here with us slightly frostbitten old geezers. --FLO--

[transward (imported)]

Sell the house, move out here with us slightly frostbitten old geezers. --FLO--

That may be the only way to evict the parasites.

Transward

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Sell the house, move out here with us slightly frostbitten old geezers. --FLO--

Oh, no heatwaves in Minnesota?

[transward (imported)]

Oh, no heatwaves in Minnesota?

Or move to Seattle area where it has never gone above 100 or below 0.

Though it's best if you like six months of nonstop drizzle.

Transward

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Or move to Seattle area where it has never gone above 100 or below 0.

Though it's best if you like six months of nonstop drizzle.

Transward

Transward, are you kidding, I live for rain, I love rain, I could stand 9 months of nonstop rain

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Liz took off about 11:00 am today to go earn some money. About 2:00 pm, her daughter said she was inviting in four older Hispanic friends to her front bedroom. I said, "no way. Not until your mother arrives home and approves." Jeanette invited them in over my opposition. As soon as they went to her bedroom, I phoned the police.

I'm still awaiting the police now, 30 minutes later.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Does San Benardino still have police? I though they went broke.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The police finally arrived, about an hour after I called them. By the time they arrived, Jeanette's male friends were heading out the door anyways and, upon seeing the police, they scattered to the four winds.

Since the guys are gone, I'm happy.

The nice police officers told me they are understaffed so it takes them longer to respond. Hey, I'm happy they arrived at all.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today it was only 91 degrees - woo woo

Damn, I miss winter.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, This Was Fun -

I awoke about 3:00 am and decided to get in some computer time. The house was dark, but I knew my way to my den. However, my body wasn't expecting to run into a small shopping cart that someone had left in the middle of the living room walkway. Seconds later, my 215 pound frame hit the floor. My glasses flew off, my coke flew out of my hand, my right hand hit and broke the glass of mom's old display case and both knees took the brute force of the rising floor.

Once I turned on a light, I surveyed the damage. A few superficial cuts on my right hand, both knees badly scraped but no broken bones and a angry attitude against the unknown asshole who left a cart for me to trip on - LOL

I'm positive that by tomorrow or Tuesday,my knees and or hand will be really sore.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Life is made up of positives and negatives.

On the positive side, my knees don't hurt, yet.

On the negative side, the city came by and shut off my water, AGAIN.

I wonder if the city is allowed to deny a person water during a heat wave? Silly question,I know.

Chit happens.