Beau Geste (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:53 pm
I may be wrong about this, but I get the impression that, to some women, sexual congress with a eunuch, isn't considered to be real marital infidelity. I can guarantee you that a lot of men wouldn't agree, especially if the eunuch has prosthetic implants and takes HRT, which would make it hard to tell him from an uncastrated man. Maybe there is something of a philosophical argument here, in terms of whether the sex act is simply reproductive, or the expression of something deeper.
As to the lady with the difficulties regarding her pudenda--isn't it possible that the desired appearance could be attained, without surgery, or at least without excising any of the tissue? Reimplantation or something might be possible. Also, perhaps something akin to the usual vaginal exercises, might allow better control of the location of the labia. Something that might be looked into, anyway, even if the lady's husband has decided her existing condition is okay.
Years ago, an acquaintance described going to an erotic revue in Europe (I think it was in Paris) in which on member of the cast had the Hottentot apron. He said he didn't think there was any possibility that the woman could wear panties. No idea if she was an actual Hottentot.
Yoli here, up too &$^%@#! early (quail hunt. gotta pick up guests and drove 80 miles...MORE KAWFEEEE!)
The lady friend does "play around" a bit with Barry T. Eunuch on occasion but mostly she plays the Sapphic card with me (nice!) Her hubby knows about our fun and games and is quite OK with it, his only gripe being that he is not allowed to join in the fun. She will NOT even touch an intact male save for her hubby, so all is well. They are in love, you see.
So far as exercises to labia size goes...no such thing exists, and I guess I have failed in the details; Her little flaps are not all that pronounced and that is why I was so amazed that he had any issues at all regarding them. So far as "performance" is concerned he certainly has no complaint about the nicely snug fit his peepee encounters when inside her. She is a daily practitioner (as am I) of Kegel exercises and I doubt any male, even one of lesser endowment, could tell she's had kids. Heck, she doesn't even have stretch marks. Her bewbs are nice and perky and her nipples don't have that chewed-to-a-pulp look at all.
Another plug for her "Tabs" as I call them; Just teasing them lightly with a fingertip or tongue (I do that kind of work:D) starts her honey flowing, so to lose them would be REALLY stupid.
Re: Hottentot aprons; I have never seen a true example save for those images I've stumbled over on the internet. Some are truly amazing (and a tad gross, but to each his/her own, right?)
Yoli's Gripe Of The Day: I nicked my sweet lil' >^..^< while shaving last night. I didn't realize it until I saw blood on the towel as I was drying off...EEEK! No real damage and I remembered that my dad and grandpaw have these little white things in their medicine cabinets called Styptic Pencils. Well, Yoli ain't gots one of those but my beloved Ash(leigh) rubbed a bit of Mitchum deodorant gel on the cut and that served the same purpose. BTW, I use unscented Mitchum gel rather that those "female" products. It is the most effective one I've ever found and there's no scent to clash with my colognes.
Also...teehee...I apply a light touch of it elsewhere (See: Rear Port of Entry) and it keeps that all nice all day as well.
Well, time to check my traps (PMs and other threads) and head out to the truck.
Bye for now,
Yoli
Goddess Of The Hunt
PS: Even though I do have a small and tidy patch of pubes I'm toying with the idea of becoming permanently "bald" down there via electrolysis. But...one of the Koven members had that done and she said she confessed to several unsolved crimes dating back for a century as it was being done...PAIN!
Couldn't some sort of local anesthesia be applied?
Y.
