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Posted: **Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:03 pm**

ITS MACWOLF'S BIRTHDAY

It is official, he is now one year older then I am.

River

Posted: **Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:17 pm**

ITs coming. Maybe that means : IMPATIENT TESTICLES are finally coming.

Posted: **Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:14 pm**

There was a time long long ago in a galaxy far far away when I first joined the EA, two of us celebrated our birthdays on September 4th, Antonia and myself

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:28 am**

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:39 pm It's coming on Sept 4th,

River

It is now September 4th and so far nothing spectacular has happened.

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:35 am**

But I"m all bubbly and cheery, like fine champagne with the news!

sparkly, tingly, chirpy, thrilled!

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:47 am**

I know just how you feel Dave,

Mac is older then I am,

Mac is older then I am,

fa la la la fa la la

Macwolf is older then I am,

AGAIN,

River

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:08 am**

I'm not older than dirt, but, I can remember when it was new and you could still eat it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:20 pm**

For such an important thing like this, we should have put up some decorations, baked a cake, and a BIG BANNER or something saying:

WELCOME ITALIAN TRANSSEXUALS!

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:41 pm**

And to think I shaved my legs for this occaision. Isay bring on the Inuit and Italian Transexuals and lets party

Posted: **Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:14 pm**

For my birthday, I want an Italian post-op transsexual, preferably blonde with big tits

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:21 am**

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:14 pm For my birthday, I want an Italian post-op transsexual, preferably blonde with big tits

Well, my own tastes go a little bit west of Italy, and pre-op, to the island of Mallorca, have a look at this:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachmen ... 1281255669

Camila from Mallorca would be welcome at my birthday party!

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:53 am**

What no Inuit transexuals at the party just think of how warm you'd be at night......

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:44 am**

If all the I country transsexuals show up to be entertained by Mac, he had better lay in a stock of Viagra. He has to service hot Trans girls form Iceland, Indonesia, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, and Israel, as well as the ones from Italy.

He is going to be busy. Nice Birthday present.

Transward

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:07 pm**

lol, I think I liked this thread, it turned out better then I hoped.

River

Posted: **Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:24 pm**

transward (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:44 am If all the I country transsexuals show up to be entertained by Mac, he had better lay in a stock of Viagra. He has to service hot Trans girls form Iceland, Indonesia, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, and Israel, as well as the ones from Italy.

He is going to be busy. Nice Birthday present.

Transward

Hey, don't forget the "Inuit" transsexuals from Alaska.

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:17 am**

Are they the ones that Sarah can see from her front porch?

River

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:44 am**

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:24 pm Hey, don't forget the "Inuit" transsexuals from Alaska.

Why just the Inuit? Why not invite the Nootka, Tlinglit, Haida and the Yuroks

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:58 am**

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:44 am Why just the Inuit? Why not invite the Nootka, Tlinglit, Haida and the Yuroks

But they're not ITs

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:21 am**

OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

I am not able to "cut and paste the text" to this link because it is a book preview, but here it is on the internet:

http://books.google.com/books?id=5CbRGV ... &q&f=false

If you cannot follow that link just put "Inuit Transsexuals" in the Google search and pick the result for "Biological Exuberance...."

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:48 am**

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:21 am OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

I am not able to "cut and paste the text" to this link because it is a book preview, but here it is on the internet:

http://books.google.com/books?id=5CbRGV ... &q&f=false

If you cannot follow that link just put "Inuit Transsexuals" in the Google search and pick the result for "Biological Exuberance...."

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

Strangely, Transsexual Nazi Eskimos sounds like the lead-in to a joke. However, I can't seem to think of one at the moment.

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:26 am**

Ummm.............. It is now gone...................

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:29 am**

There are only two IT'S in this world. Deacon Blues Itialian Transexuals who'll take the lead and my Inuit Transexuals will take the rear. Oops..... Er..... Well... I don't think that came out right. Anyways lets hear it for the IT Girls.

D

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:49 pm**

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:21 am OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

....

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

The TS Nazi Eskimos might be a reference to "I Can't Watch This" by Weird Al Yankovic

Stop! prime time!

Im pretty sure Ill be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes woof woof woof and waves his fist in the air

Or those weird talk shows

About transsexual nazi eskimos

Theyre rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute lets flip down the dial

Transward

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