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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 8:29 am Doesn't it depend whether it will spend most of its time "on" or "off"? If it's on most of the time, then it would be a snap-off tool, but in my case he would literally stay in the drawer 20-22 hours everyday. To me, than would make those 2-4 hours of heavy use the "snap on" designation.

I'd also love to find it missing from storage sometime and experience the anxiety of not knowing if I'll ever get him back again, if the science ever allowed for the temporary removal. We have to get the science first.

I can't deny it. I'm responsible. People now call me Doctor Darwin. I have taken more people from the world's gene pool, including myself, than anyone else, ever.

I aimed to reduce the fertility rate of the world. It was a great invention, it worked, and it worked great. It was perfect, and I benefited from it. But that's history.

The Government got its grubby hands on the whole project, and all hell broke loose. All I have to show for it is a dark metallic disk, a permanent addition to my skin where my genitalia used to be. I can't get rid of it, nor do I want to. It is now a part of my body firmly attached to the remaining tissue behind it.

Let me tell you what I did. The truth can't hurt me any worse.

Did I miss something? I'm lost.

For those interested, there is a male symbol (you know the circle with an arrow at the top right) for people who are Eunuchs. I guess that could work for nullos too.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... ch.svg.png - From Wikipedia.

Valery_V (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 10:45 am Maybe I'm wrong, but it seemed to me that he accidentally ate it with mustard?

I was wrong, it's not so tragic! The circumstances are:

frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis.

After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis.

Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17. He cleans and reattaches it at home.

* * *

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

A better symbol for a eunuch who still has his penis is the one used by vets, the "Mars" male symbol, which has a slash through the circle, indicating that the testicles were removed. The issue is it's placement since circles don't retained their roundness on certain parts of the body,

I knew a women whose husband has an orchiectomy for testicular cancer. He subsequently confessed to her that he previously had had other several sexual relationships. To allow him to stay with her, she not only insisted that he have his scrotum removed, a pair of open scissors tattooed on he butt and a tag with her name engraved on it attached between his legs. Then she paraded him naked on a clothing optional beach with her.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:29 am You can't even avoid touching Ranger for that long. I dare you to try!

I just failed your challenge when I woke up lol

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 9:29 am You can't even avoid touching Ranger for that long. I dare you to try!

I failed your challenge for about two hours but Ranger is happy and resting again. My wrist is a bit sore though and I have to do these sheets.

I have to do these sheets.

Maybe if you'd stop "doing" things, you wouldn't have these problems. Kids these days...

She German?

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 6:12 am Maybe if you'd stop "doing" things, you wouldn't have these problems. Kids these days...

Exactly! That's why Ranger should be removed asap and suspended in a quart jar of formaldehyde in a permanent erect state. I'd be so much more productive with my time if his constant tempting was removed. Forever.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 11:25 pm Exactly! That's why Ranger should be removed asap and suspended in a quart jar of formaldehyde in a permanent erect state. I'd be so much more productive with my time if his constant tempting was removed. Forever.

I've got a mayonaise jar and can probably find a preservative. Now all you need to do is find a professional someone who can safely send Ranger on a permanent vacation.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 8:11 am I've got a mayonaise jar and can probably find a preservative. Now all you need to do is find a professional someone who can safely send Ranger on a permanent vacation.

It's been my experience you'll have to bend him to fit him in a standard size Mayo jar. Don't ask.

Ranger should work, not be stored in a mayonnaise jar!

Especially when crouched...

(This is not a question, but a good wish )

Perhaps a good taxidermist? Or better yet take him to those folks that do the plasticizing of body parts...

WheelyCurious

WheelyCurious wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 1:55 am Perhaps a good taxidermist? Or better yet take him to those folks that do the plasticizing of body parts...

WheelyCurious

Could I have him back if he's stuffed or plastinated? That would be cool the things I could do with him and to him — hang him from my car's mirror, leave him outside for strangers to pick up and examine, go see some exes and ask if they recognize him, watch them play with him

Another thought: A circle with a cross pointed NE, and an arrow pointed S with a long crossline or planetary ring. The simple circle with a long crossline is the best.

I got one tattoo on the back of my neck, a blue heart to memorialize my first wife. I had no intention of getting another until my new wife, who is a fundamentalist, suggested 3 small ones; go figure. But I just realized I inadvertently got one around 1970 in high school while horsing around; a pencil point (remember pencils) was jabbed into my palm directly under my lifeline. I'm still here, and so is that pencil point. That was also about the time I started hating my package.

I never got a tattoo because I never really saw anything I liked, nor didn't I see a reason for just doing it, however getting a tattoo which shows my status as an eunuch, and in a place where no one but me sees it seems like something I can easily see myself doing, like in the groin area. Still hidden when at the beach, and not excessively large.

grapesoda19 (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:23 pm For those interested, there is a male symbol (you know the circle with an arrow at the top right) for people who are Eunuchs. I guess that could work for nullos too.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... ch.svg.png - From Wikipedia.

I wonder how if you are already a eunuch, as I am, you could change it to nullo, as I intend to be?

Hardball (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 23, 2023 12:37 pm I wonder how if you are already a eunuch, as I am, you could change it to nullo, as I intend to be?

Hard to say - perhaps just draw a big X through the whole male arrow part?

WheelyFixed

Is good to talk about such things. I know to some a flag,badge or flag.is a good way to say with out speech we ate here and some are so proud that tattoos are also used. If thats what you want then it is well worth looking into.

Scottish e (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 6:54 pm Is good to talk about such things. I know to some a flag,badge or flag.is a good way to say with out speech we ate here and some are so proud that tattoos are also used. If thats what you want then it is well worth looking into.

The gay flag was easy to figure out, but I am not gay. All the other flags are confusing and seem arbitrary to me. Also, there is no LGBT....E designation. As a happily married man, I don't participate in events, but I appreciate the different symbols. It is a deeply personal thing, the permanent mark of a tattoo that cannot be completely hidden is a strong declaration of yourself. A broken arrow has several important meanings. First as a symbol of a eunuch, second as code for a lost nuclear bomb, and as a Native American emblem of peace. Of those three I like the last the best, but philosophically they all mean the same thing.

Hardball (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:48 pm But I just realized I inadvertently got one around 1970 in high school while horsing around; a pencil point (remember pencils) was jabbed into my palm directly under my lifeline. I'm still here, and so is that pencil point.

I have one too! Accidental encounter with my own mechanical pencil, in intermediate school, around 1982. I can still see it next to the life line on my right hand. I was depressed from puberty until I physically transitioned three years ago, but it took me many years to understand why. I now understand mine as a nonbinary transgender identity (thank you Jesus for your 2007 papers that helped me make this connection!). I have no tattoos, but if I ever get one, it will be the transgender symbol: ⚧

Hardball (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 1:46 pm Also, there is no LGBT....E designation.

I see my eunuch identity as a nonbinary transgender identity, placing me under the T. While not all use the label, all nonbinary people are transgender by definition. Those who do not consider themselves transgender can be included as "gender diverse", hence the rise of "transgender and gender diverse" (TGD) terminology.

Same here! When I was about 8, I accidentally stabbed myself in the upper thigh with a pencil. The lead came out, but the spot is still there!

catoboros (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 10:05 am I have one too! Accidental encounter with my own mechanical pencil, in intermediate school, around 1982. I can still see it next to the life line on my right hand. I was depressed from puberty until I physically transitioned three years ago, but it took me many

catoboros (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 10:14 am years to understand why. I now unde

rstand mine as a nonbinary transgender identity (thank you Jesus for your 2007 papers that helped me make this connection!). I have no tattoos, but if I ever get one, it will be the transgender symbol: ⚧