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The squatting-to-pee thing would be the most difficult for me to adjust to. I think that's why I can handle removing a testicle or two while I'm alive, but don't want "Elmo", (my penis) taken off 'til I'm done with him - 'til I die. THEN, I definately don't want him to go to waste - I want him removed, preserved, and put out on display.http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif Funny you should say that, four years ago when I got sick I asked my kids what they wanted when I died, my youngest said the only thing I want is the Jar with your nuts in it so I can put it on display, he was 19 at the time.

Today, nothing has changed.

River

I have had a Prince Albert for years and sitting down to pee is second nature to me.