Reactions at the sight of an empty baggie.

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And the Dumbass Award goes to...(Drum roll, please!...RRRRRRRRRRR)

Miss Yolanda T. Airhead, for setting her alarm sloppily and being awakened hours too early...so here I sit.

I can't recall if I updated you on the lady that reacted so "Wow"ishly to the sight of BBB (Barry's Barren Ballbag) at the lake some days ago. Well, get comfy 'cause I'm gonna.

We spoke again, via phone, a few days ago, and arranged to meet in Buda, just south of Austin, then convoy further south to San Marcos to have lunch and raid the huge outlet mall there, called "Tanger".

Well, we met in Buda at, of all places, the big Cabela's there. I needed to pick up a gift of fishing gear to present to a friend. Only Cabela's has it, so I couldn't just run to the the Bass Pro maybe twenty minutes from home. (BPS has a bar too!)

So, she and I had lunch and chatted discreetly, then melted a credit card apiece at Tanger. I must have more shoes than Imelda Marcos. Post that we drove to a park on the river, called Five Mile Dam, and spoke of you-know-whom and you-know-what.

We exchanged a peck or two and she, uh, accidentally touched my breasts...for about five minutes, and I hers. All this was purely accidental, I swear. I then took her back to her car and off she went, calling me later to say "Thanks" and other interesting things.

Now, before Barry (he's in town), Ash(leigh), and I left for the ranch late Friday I called the lady (we'll call her Marlene, 'cause that's her name.) I invited her to join our little mob at the ranch. Sadly, she had other plans. But we promised to meet again soon and Barry has tentatively agreed to let her have a closer peek. She has a refined English manner and accent, BTW, and came to the US about fifteen years ago. Is a citizen now.

The weekend was fine except for some monsoon rains and terrifying lightning.

Food was great and, as usual, I pigged out repeatedly. The bar was all-too-well stocked when we got there and all-too-well depleted when we left.

We did manage some skinnydipping despite the lightning fears and even caught a few fish in the river, at least I did!

I hope everyone here had a wonderful Memorial Weekend and that you all, our foreign friends included, took time to remember the sacrifices of our, and your, servicemen and women. I know I did...

God Bless All!

Yoli

Sleepwalker

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Yolanda is in the House!

Yawwwwwnnnnnnn...I didn't sleep well at all. That's probably because I was a demure little chica last night. No partying. No alcohol save for a Mojito before dinner and a nice wine with dinner. I jogged three miles, swam steadily for 15 minutes, showered, went to bed, read for thirty minutes, then it was "lights out"...all except mine. I tossed. I turned. I counted sheep. I counted eunuchs. Finally, circa Midnight, I went off the air.

Circa 5AM I was up and/or at 'em. Why? WHYYYYYYYY???

Thanks for listening, and now...

I'm sure you all remember Marlene, the lady in (on?) the pontoon boat from a few weeks ago. Well, Ms Marlene will be arriving this AM to spend three days and two nights as our guest. Barry is already here from Lubbock (What a dump!) and the ballsless bum is still sound asleep in a guest room. He's been sleeping soundly since 11PM...I hate him.

Marlene and I have met once more since the one previous time I've already related. I went to Austin and checked into an Omni for three days (business related, expenses paid by office...heehee.) She came over the first night and took me to dinner at some fancy joint. I thought that other diners and the staff might have been a teeny bit scandalized by our pretty obvious flirting and seductive behavior but, well, it IS Austin AKA Babylon On The Colorado so they pretty much ignored us.

She'd brought her overnight stuff "just in case". Yes, friends, she spent the night with me. Details? (I hear you ask.) Let me just say that there definitely WERE details. OK?

I will reveal one interesting fact; That lady has the largest clit I've ever seen. When she is aroused she almost looks like she's a boy puppy.

Now, Ash(leigh) has a big 'un and I've seen some on the net that amazed me, but Marlene's is "OMG!" I think I'm in love. I felt as though I was performing fellatio instead of you-know-wot. I am not exaggerating, not at all. Her "thing" makes my little pea-sized pearl look insignificant.

The topic of conversation was, for the most part, her excited anticipation of getting up close and personal with Barry. But, and please note; Barry is his own person. He's my friend and occasional frolic partner. He is NOT my property to be shared with others at my whim. So, if anything at all happens, sexually, between Marlene and Barry it will be by mutual consent.

If I were to bet I'd say that he will cheerfully allow her to closely inspect and ask certain questions. It might go further but it's 50-50 so far as anything really happening "on the first date." If things do go beyond the initial stages it will come about in a relaxed and spontaneous group setting....Barry, Marlene, Ash(leigh), and me...maybe in or beside the pool.

I did ask Barry not to let his Houston pals know he'd be here in SA. That might be overload. Also, one of them is rather pushy. The last time Barry let slip that he was in SA, this idiot grabbed some gear, jumped in his Beetle, and showed up uninvited. We were gracious, of course, but this can't be allowed in future. Barry was embarassed too.

Well, that's the status of the status.

Will report.

Love to all,

Yo Lee

Mysterious Oriental Lady (from Spain???)