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Several years ago my friend bought a used house boat, 36'. It had been setting for a couple years so he had it put in dry dock and we waxed the hull. Two years later he pulled it out again and had the pros do it, worth every penny.

River

How about scrubbing, rubbing, shining and waxing the detachable part above the boat? Na-a-ah. But then again I'd probably be in worse trouble yet somewhere down the line.

If I was altered downstairs, then I must admit nude beaches would be a draw for me. Can't help being ever-so-slightly turned on by the thought of people seeing I didn't have a

And embarrassment about 'inappropriate' erections wouldn't be a problem either...

Too many carbs, River.

Gotta get off the potatoes, bread, milk, and sugar.

That alone will help.

Paolo wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 am Too many carbs, River.

Gotta get off the potatoes, bread, milk, and sugar.

That alone will help.

Just take a cow, rip it apart with your bare hands and eat the bloody red meat.

You can singe it with a blowtorch and call it a Texas Barbecue!

Paolo wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 am Too many carbs, River.

Gotta get off the potatoes, bread, milk, and sugar.

That alone will help.

I don't eat many potatoes, I do eat beans and rice, bread is something that goes with just about everything, I don't use much sugar, but I do have a sweet tooth. I guess if I could cut one thing out of my diet it would be soda, pop, coke, whatever you call it.

River

Hi River Sauger ya. you mite think about given that up and limit bread. As for soft drinks number 1 on the list. you should give up.You mite try Splender for sweeter. I use tea or herb teas. I like the many verity of tea they have. They also have cookies and candies made with Splender.Now go for it:) Ernie[/SIZE]

I do like diet 7 up, so I have made a change. Its not that my diet is bad, it just that I love food in great quantities. I have been trying to eat smaller portions.

River

You only live once.SO eat eat eat.If someone cant except you for who you are.Then their not worth having around.Dont like my big belly dont look.That how I feel.

Kenny, Your the man

River

:-\KENNY ,river if you think that was my point your boht wrong . My point that much whait is not good, . You have health problems like my self:) Ernie

We might be onto something here. If you can get real fat, I mean REAL fat. I mean so really really totally incredibly fat. So fat as to be what what the Navajos term, "doh'yoh ene dah" (can't see his pee pee) then... Well you don't need any clothes at all! YEAH!!!

Guess that's "doh yoh enneh" literally, "Can't see his pee-pee. Kind of like if we were to refer somebody who is rotund as a "pee-pee no see". But then I figure I need to quit talking since at the rate that I am going, I too shall be one of those. But then I'd get to run around naked again so that might be kind of good afterall unless I drop from a heart attack in which case that would not be so good. But then if I die happy then that would be good, I guess. But then when I was younger and didn't have anything to speak of nobody really cared in certain places so in that case then I am again getting to be that away once more. But the way that I am now I would have to use a shoestring along with the body paint in which case I could be naked. But then if I got wet and lost my "clothing" then maybe people would just roll their eyes, or shake their heads and some of the women would be smirking at me in which case I wouldn't care cuz I would be naked and happy nonetheless. That is unless I am at one of the places where it happens to be illegal which is becoming more and more common as we get more and more "religious". In that case I would have to worry about getting arrested since they can't give me a ticket. They couldn't give me a ticket since I would have no pockets to put it in. And if I do get arrested (which has never happened to me before) then what kind of cop would ever bother to arrest a naked eunuch at the hot springs? He'd never hear the end of that from his colleagues but then again I guess it could happen in which case there could happen to be an eunuch on the registered sex offenders list. But then when it would comes my time to serve out my sentence and like most folks I would turn myself in in the fall when it starts to getting cold outside, then which jail would I report to? Blah, blah, blahhh, cha, cha, chaaa. Yeah, yeah, yeaaah.

:(Dev what are you takeing about?:-\Ernie

Ernie of Maine (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:09 pm :(Dev what are you takeing about?:-\Ernie

I think Dev is talking about being naked at a hot springs and getting arrested. He/She????? would probably be a site for sore eyes. Usually "nudies" are overweight and like group or community activities. Dev's unusual nature and eccentric ways might be welcome...but a lack of self control could be alarming.

chilli-

Nothing compares to being NUDE IN PUBLIC and blowing kisses to folks. Ah... And there is nothing like being in the hot springs and watching the snow come down upon your head and listening to the breezes of the wind among the mighty ponderosa pines.

There is an old pilot's saying: The only thing worse than being on the ground and wishing you were in the air is being in the air and wishing you were on the ground. Back when I was current before marriage and fatherhood ended that, the path to my town at the time passed directly (with a little tweaking) over a great hot spring. You could see if there was a vehicle there a lot way out and start a slow descent. Once I did that and there was this absolutely stunning babe that got out, stood beside the pool and waved as we went about 200 feet overhead. Gorgeous lady. Not everybody nude in public is ugly. And the only time worse being on the ground wishing you were in the air is when you are in the air wishing you were on the ground.

Sounds like Nevada. Maybe the one with burros (heehah hee hah) that come around at night. I would HAVE to stop there somehow on my way to the west coast mom.

Very astute. Muy bien, amigo.