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FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:59 pm OK, I'll do it.

Be warned, however, that "Affirmative Action" will take on a new and more sane meaning. Know that the Second Amendment will become part of The Pledge Of Allegiance. Be warned that the borders will be sealed (to use Big Guy's terminology) "tighter than a crab's ass".

Oh, and ACORN will be thoroughly investigated, as will all voting irregularities.

There will be mass deportations, including all members of the newly publicized Somali gangs terrorizing Minneapolis, MS13, etc, and a whole lot of undocumented immigrants.

The Bloods, Crips, and others of that ilk will be rounded up, stripped naked, issued baseball bats, and forced to get it on in the LA Coliseum...the last one standing will be sent to live with Jesse Jerkson.

Any case brought before us that seeks to undo the disastrous measures enacted by Obama's band of America Haters will be granted victory.

Al Sharton and Jesse Jerkson will be forced to get REAL jobs and pay taxes, as will most televangelists.

There will be no more American jobs outsourced to (here comes another BigGuy-ism) Upper Assholistan.

We will not have to "Press Juan For Eengleesh".

(Did I mention that I like puppies, long walks at sunset, and sometimes I wear bedroom slippers that look like widdle animals.)

The Military will not be forced to accept weaponry they don't need or want just so that Senator Fatback's homeys have jobs. The Military will, however, receive the very best equipment ever known AND a generous raise in pay and benefits. Any defense contractor that supplies substandard equipment will be publicly castrated, tarred and feathered, and forced to lick Nancy Pelosi's >^..^<.

Countries that abet or tolerate terrorists will become very spacious parking lots.

It just occurred to me that in order to accomplish all this in behalf of America as our founding fathers intended it to be I'll need to wear two hats...President AND Chief Justice.

Further, Happy Hour will run from Noon 'til Midnight in ALL bars and restaurants!

Eunuchs, other than those punitively castrated, will receive a special stimulus package containing DVD of me doing the Dance Of The Seven Veils...with only six veils...free HRT if desired, an autographed group photo of Ash(leigh), WOBG, Barry T. Eunuch, and "Treasure The Ladyboy", and me.

Most sex offenders will lose their ballsies in public and maybe their peepees too, depending on the severity of the offense.

You will not have to chooseTWO entrees at Won Hung Lo's eatery in order to receive free Egg Roll and Hot 'n Sour Soup.

All fast food drive-through attendants will be required to pass a stringent exam covering Language Skills (English, Diction, etc.), Comprehension, Basic Math, etc.

Harry Reid will be permanently glued to Hillary Clinton...in the Soixante-Neuf position.

Sooooo...That's MY platform.

Yoli

With Liberty and Justice For All...and I do mean ALL.

C&TL2745 (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:30 pm My hubby would fit right in here, but he's reluctant to post online about his fantasies. He's gone as far as giving me a notarized document authorizing me to do whatever I feel like to his genitals. Of course, that wouldn't provide much protection in court, I suppose, but it does make the threat seem more real to him. I enjoy the games--tying him up naked, teasing him sexually, beating his testicles and threatening to cut off his penis and the like--but I can't see myself actually doing any cutting. I enjoy sex with him too much. Still, I get a kick out of the look in his eyes when he thinks I might, so I try to keep him thinking it's a real possibility. Lately he's been fascinated by the Catherine Kieu Becker case (the California woman who allegedly drugged her hubby, tied him up while he was unconscious, waited for him to wake up, and cut off his penis while he watched). I guess the story makes the threat seem more real, which is fine with me. We joke about having tofu soup for dinner. (Supposedly, Becker put the knock-out drug in tofu soup.) I suppose most people would say we're twisted, but we're both having fun.

jockey_elance (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:57 pm Sounds like a lucky husband. If it doesn't work out will you marry me?;)

Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:13 pm Fantasizing about castration might mean that you have some mental problem, it's extreme to say the least. Most men & women are turned on by something, a kink of some sort, but the castration kink is unusual and frightening to most men. Notice I didn't say normal, I don't think anyone is "normal," but castration is at the extreme end (my opinion) of sexual turn on's.

Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:13 pm Over the years, posting here, I've reminded people that fantasies can, and often do, turn into realities. It's actually logical. If you dwell/fixate on something for a prolonged period of time, fantasizing about it, those fantasies become ingrained in the psyche and after a while, the fantasies stop producing the results or giving one the jolt or satisfaction that they once did. At this point, there's a shift in the mind where one must make the fantasy a reality. It happened to me and I was surprised when it happened. I fantasized about castration for years, it always gave me the biggest orgasms, but after years and years, the fantasy stopped and I developed an overwhelming physical desire to actually be castrated and was. Oh sure, people will say, "That'll never happen to me!" Maybe not, maybe, but the mind is a funny organ, most people don't realize they've become addicted until it's too late, they mentally deny it until it's destroyed them. I think there's a correlation between addiction & fantasy. Fantasy can be an addiction. You fantasize about what you want but can never have or are afraid to do lest you get caught or people think that you're weird because of your desire. So the castration fantasy can be an addiction. Fantasizing about castration might mean that you have some mental problem, it's extreme to say the least. Most men & women are turned on by something, a kink of some sort, but the castration kink is unusual and frightening to most men. Notice I didn't say normal, I don't think anyone is "normal," but castration is at the extreme end (my opinion) of sexual turn on's. So if castration/penectomy fantasies turn you on, I believe you'll become a eunuch sometime down the road. My two cents for what it's worth. So ask yourself, "Am I fixated on castration? Is it the main fantasy I have? Am I addicted to it, meaning that I can't move away from it for very long and always return to this fantasy for sexual satisfaction?" http://www.healthyplace.com/sex/psychol ... u-id-1482/

Hot (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:04 am . On one occasion my wife told me it turned her on to think of taking my nuts out but she said she would like to do it but not want to go to jail for it. She would squeeze my nuts hard until I said '''uncle''' telling me that if she castrated me it would hurt much more. She also would squeeze the seminal cords between her index finger and thumb and get my reactions.

Hot (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:14 am . I am curious to know if any women single or married ever get sexually excited thinking of castrating a man or watching it done under a safe medical environment.

mlooking2 (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:33 am Castration Fan Club. I would like to have a link to a place like this for my fiance to join. I have been with her for 2 years and never had intercorse with her. And she said I never will. I told her when we first started dating I had castration fantasys and she was very happy to hear that. Since then she likes to hit me in the balls alot while saying I can stop them from working myself. I'm sure if there were a group of women into this kinda chat she would join. She even looked into places to have them really removed. But I have been on Siterone for a year and had servere depression even at a very low dose. If I were really castrated I don't know how I would cope with that depression. The fiance says talking drugs to stop the depression would just be putting me back to the not castrated state. But she does wish I had a off switch to my sex drive. And I do have that castration desire.

mlooking2 (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:16 am Sandi ,My girl and I have been together for 2 years and never made love. No intercourse at all. She said after menopause she lost interest in it and now it hurts her to have intercourse. .... I have been interested in castration since I was 16.

mlooking2 (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:47 am But I'm guessing all her relationships ended over this. Masturbating don't even work for me any more. She wont do oral on me. She don't really like my parts. .... What kills me is I think she is so pretty and I do love her. Just find this all very hard on me.