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Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:18 pm
by Daughter (imported)
Ok so real quick before the night is done, I'd just like to point out that today is the one year anniversary of UncleFlo's castration!
Congratulations, one year later, on losing your nuts! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
So is that like Happy UnBirthday? Happy De-nut Day? Or just plain Happy the Women Children Chickens and Goats are Safe Now Day? Hahahahaha!!
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:07 pm
by tugon (imported)
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:58 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
You don't have your nuts anymore? who knew.
River
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:41 pm
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
This thread is worthless sans images!
Allow me to perform congratullatio on you, Unkie.
Ready?
How was dat?
Love 'n stuff from your adoring niece.
Yoli
Sleepless in San Antonio
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:48 pm
by plix (imported)
Happy anniversary UncleFlo! May you enjoy many more wonderful years as a eunuch
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:13 pm
by BossTamsin (imported)
Congrats, UncleFlo on the one year anniversary.
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:18 pm
by Blaise (imported)
A year! Fantastic.
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:55 pm
by OneBallBoi (imported)
Happy Eunuch Birthday. Seems some I love had his third anniversary of loosing his balls on the same day.
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:41 pm
by bobbie (imported)
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:12 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
Yes, indeed, a good day to become a eunuch. If I remember right there is at least one more EA member who had it done on this date. Thanks to all of you for wishing me well. And, yes, the goats are now safe. The sheep, however still have much to fear. --FLO--
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:36 am
by EricaAnn (imported)
A very Happy Anniversary to you my dear friend. I hope it was as good for you as castration was for me.
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:05 am
by jane_says (imported)
Happy Birthaversary (or whatever) to you, Uncle Flo!
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:42 am
by dinky (imported)
Subject: Dopey
The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are
ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns
around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting,
"Dopey screwed a penguin!... Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:41 am
by Danya (imported)
Happy Anniversary, Uncle Flo!
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:47 am
by kristoff
dinky (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:42 am
Subject: Dopey
The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are
ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack. "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns
around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting,
"Dopey screwed a penguin!... Dopey screwed a penguin!"
And this has what to do with Flo, sheep, and goats? Hope you had a painless day, Flo
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:19 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
kristoff wrote: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:47 am
And this has what to do with Flo, sheep, and goats? Hope you had a painless day, Flo
Flo, if you weren't a eunuch, I'd suspect you in causing the pregnancy of Kristoff's sheep and goats.
I know I didn't do it
Happy Anniversary
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:43 am
by Falcon (imported)
Congrats, Flo. Just so happens that today (the 29th) is my first anniversary!
Falcon
Re: Happy Anniversary UncleFlo!
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:59 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
Congratulations to you too, Falcon! --FLO--
