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i am looking for cutter to get rifd of my manhood and give a slit like a girls pussy and i would make the person rightand make him very happy and be his loveri am very honest personhelp me make my dream come truei need a honet man no weird persons and no lieyers i make him very happyi will be his wife if he can me happy just to get rid of my manhoodand maybe get some breasts implants to make me a very happy person

Is that a poll or three questions you want us to answer?

This poll isn't going to do what I think the poster wants it to. Voting for any option isn't going to DO anything, other than tabulate results for who wants to do what. Anything like this that you wish to do/receive will have to be done manually. Sorry, but the PHP scripting isn't THAT smart ...

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new2force (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2002 1:59 am i am looking for cutter to get rifd of my manhood and give a slit like a girls pussy

So why does your poll ask "Send me pic before & afterthe cut"?

In any case, I cannot send you a picture of my genital area before the cut, as I never had one taken. It was not that important to me. Nor will I send a pic of my genital area now as I refuse to be regarded as a side show freak to be drooled over.

Andrew, if that's all that they want maybe they should go to a Gay Porn site, pick out a skinny guy with a big dick, download the picture as a bit map, change it to a jpg and then print it out -- twice.

Next, take some sissors, (or a box cutter if you fancy to be a terrorist) and then cut the dick and balls off one of the pictures.

After that they can get naked, thumb-tack the pictures to the wall and masturbate until the carpet is slick.



Cheap thrills.

A-1

YES I DO WANT A REPLY FOR THE THREE QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO BEFORE AND AFTER PICS OF ANYBODY WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH IT I SELL MY SOUL TO ANY BODY WHO CAN DO IT AND MAKE VERY HAPPY THIS IS NO JOKE THEIS REAL MESSAGE OR A SURGEON WHO WILL DOIT FOR ME

new2force (imported) wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2002 3:00 am YES I DO WANT A REPLY FOR THE THREE QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO BEFORE AND AFTER PICS OF ANYBODY WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH IT I SELL MY SOUL TO ANY BODY WHO CAN DO IT AND MAKE VERY HAPPY THIS IS NO JOKE THEIS REAL MESSAGE OR A SURGEON WHO WILL DOIT FOR ME

OK, before I answer your first two poll questions (I've already answered the third), I would simply state that most of my experiences after castration have been pretty much along the lines you will find at Sherry's page about The Effects Of Castration. Go to

http://www.geocities.com/sherrylanina/C ... ctors.html

And read it carefully. This should answer most of you r questions. If not, THEN you can ask me for more information. But read all that Sherry has to say about castration FIRST.

Now that I've had time to sit down - finally - and take a look at this thread, I understand (with some help from New2force's reply) what he would like to see. Just reply and answer the questions if possible; no need to actually do a vote as the poll doesnt' work that way.

Not actually being physically cut, I can't help him much. I'm sure there are other members who can, though.

The smartass remarks I'm sure he could do without though.

First I absolutely agreed with Andrew. I mean who would want to send some guy a shot of their ball-less ass. Not that I have anything to offer, but who would want that. I did the speedo pics with a dirty old man 15 years ago. Next thing I know I meet the guy in an international airport far from his home. Be carefull. Hell that pic could be modified enhanced whatever and the next thing you know....any way I guess it just would not be...prudent.

-plezherus:o

...It could have been a LOT worse.

Paolo could have said "DUMB ASS REMARKS"

As it is maybe he gives credit where credit is due.

Thank you, Paolo

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Paolo wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:30 am The smartass remarks I'm sure he could do without though.

If that was directed at me, I stand by my remarks that

Andrew (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:31 pm I refuse to be regarded as a side show freak

simply because I am a surgically castrated eunuch. Aside from providing masturbation material, what is the point of asking somebody to send a picture of your genital area after surgery?

Listen, my friend.

Paolo was talking to me. Yes, of this you may be sure...

He was remarking about my remark about the picture thing. It is O.K. Think calming thoughts. Paolo means well, as do we all.

We have to realize that there are a lot of cultures from all over the world here on this board. That being so, we all still have one BIG thing in common.

WE are all CRAZY,

...except perhaps you and a few others. Please ignore the rest of us and consider the source.

I feel so crazy

Paolo, he he he...eh? The only thing that is up in my back yard is the daffodils.

Be careful and don't fall in the pool...O.K.? It is hard enough to open in May without dead bodies floating around.

And watch out for my crazy neighbors...I live next door to a big rectum in the lodge...

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Andrew,

That WAS directed at A-1; I should have been more clear.

However, it sounds as if you view yourself as a smartass?! Believe me, there's nothing in any of your posts, other than the jokes, which could even be considered 'smartass remarks.'

Hell, I feel downright embarrassed. Before this the only time I considered myself a "SMART" ass was when my hemorrhoids started itching...



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A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:13 am Hell, I feel downright embarrassed. Before this the only time I considered myself a "SMART" ass was when my hemorrhoids started itching...



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A-1

You had hemmoroids! AND ADMIT IT.

Well folks here is the true definition of a smart ass in the form of a question.

What's a smart ass?

A smart ass can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor.

-plezherus:p

For those of you who are in a massive depression because I refuse to send you a picture of myself after castration, perhaps I can offer a substitute. I seemed to remember that an EU member had a web site of pictures of castrates. I checked it out, it is still there, including the pictures. Go to...

http://www.geocities.com/jofy6669/

Hope this helps.

You say...

plezherus (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:40 pm A-1

You had hemmoroids! AND ADMIT IT.

Well, yes. Mostly they were from irritation from drinking too much cola beverages. They were all internal. Usually, I bled once or twice a month. Occasionally, I would stain underwear. Never could bring myself to use a tampax, though like Vi suggested.

So, it was a medical problem, you see. It went away when I quit drinking so much cola. I have a feeling that they started because I used to squat and dead-lift EXTREMELY heavy weights for my frame size.

At one time I could bench, squat and dead-lift a composite of well over 1200 lbs. I quit lifting when I was about 38. I had a protruding dick..er DISK.

The damned doctor's office nurse actually sent that (protruding dick) to my insurance company as a diagnosis!. They sent it back to me and asked me to have it corrected. It wasn't funny at the time. Vi still claims that my horniness should be called exactly that. "A PROTRUDING DICK" and classified as a medical problem.

Now, I find it HILARIOUS!

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A-1

I guess your lucky. I got a severe case of hemmoroids after being drugged and gang raped. I am just thankful that they placed me on my stomach as I was very ill that night.

-plezherus

Plezhurus,

You poor baby! Gang raped, huh? Can't do much for trauma like that other than offer to listen. Was once a pretty damn good therapist but got out of it cause the trees kept growing to near the forest!

But I sure as hell have a guaranteed home remedy to love them hemorrhoids away; however, if you're as pretty as that picture you have in your sig box it may take quite a few intensive, in depth sessions to insure complete healing. For best results, the remedy must be applied on the back of a Harley in the middle of the desert under a warm California sky!

(Don't take any of this to heart, Son! I'm just a dirty old man who took his weekend allotment of Viagra early this morning and felt like yanking your chain.)

My deepest respect,

Master Waddie :p

I am sorry that happened to you.

Rape is a bad thing no matter what sex or sexual preference one happens to have. Rape is always a crime of power not passion. It is done to belittle the victim.

You are headed in the right direction, though. If they had left you laying on your back you could have died from aspiration. In other words things could have been worse.

There is no way that you are responsible for what happened. You are a survivor. Try to find a counsellor at a rape crisis center who might talk to you if you have not worked your way through the grief stages.

Don't try to handle a tragedy like this without help.

A-1

I guess that you are a victim of the "Protruding Dick" syndrome too, huh?

A-1

Master Waddie-

work, work, work.

The new boss is breaking us in, and she's kept me away from my computer for several days.

The hemmorhoids have healed and with time the incident has been well placed. Believe it or not I did not put together the events of that night until recently. I guess someone got a free peace of ass that warm summer night.

But that harley ride sounds delightful in a former life. But I now have my own Harley and have found bliss in the arms of older women. Being the child of the "peace and love" generation does have it's advantages you know.

-plezherus

A-1 (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2002 3:23 pm I am sorry that happened to you.

Rape is a bad thing no matter what sex or sexual preference one happens to have. Rape is always a crime of power not passion. It is done to belittle the victim.

You are headed in the right direction, though. If they had left you laying on your back you could have died from aspiration. In other words things could have been worse.

There is no way that you are responsible for what happened. You are a survivor. Try to find a counsellor at a rape crisis center who might talk to you if you have not worked your way through the grief stages.

Don't try to handle a tragedy like this without help.

A-1

A-1

You are sooooo compassionate. Now I'm having flashbacks of a former life. How about if you and I go on the desert Harley ride instead of Master Waddie and I. Honey?

-plezherus

Waddie, I'm sorry if I pissed you off, but like you seem to say; I'm 51 yrs old. I agree that neither gender should be raped! That was being in done in Atlanta about 17 yrs ago! He would pick up gays and offer them a "drugged" drink. Then he would rape them, and actually "burn" thier balls with a lighter. They would wake up 3 hours later on the side of the road. He probably did about a dozen before he got caught. We had Wayne Williams here, and recently the H. Rap Brown trial. Maybe we have some stuff in common. Where are you located --- Sugar ---

plezherus (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:46 am A-1

You are sooooo compassionate. Now I'm having flashbacks of a former life. How about if you and I go on the desert Harley ride instead of Master Waddie and I. Honey?

-plezherus

Well, if you like me that much how's about I borrow the Harley and your older woman?

Better yet, does you "older woman" have any nice looking daughters who are eighteen or a little older that would like to go for a motorcycle ride?

I could get them out of the house for a week or so...

:tongueout A-1