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I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

Makes for great stories, of course, but I think it's safe to say that this would be extremely dangerous in actual practice!

It would also be rather painful, likely requiring many cocktails, as well. It would also necessitate an expensive visit to the Emergency Room.

To ask the pertinent question:

After you pass out drunk with your nuts banded, wake up with a screaming hangover and dead balls... WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

Can I get a litte graphic?

If you leave the dead balls on your body they rot and stink like a dead piece of meat and stay on for several weeks until they fall off. Ever leave a steak or a bloody meat container out to rot? That's the smell. If the band comes off, then dead balls poisons your body. Figure a month or two of dangerous living with that black robed man called death. And I'm not even exaggerating.

Or the alternative, the morning after you call the ambulance or go to a doctor for an emergency admission to the hospital ande they (A) remove your dead balls, (B) admit you to the psychiatric unit for three days to a week of evaluation, and (C) present you with one huge-ass, wallet crushing bill for services because your insurance doesn't cover this. Think about going to court and trying to force the insurance company into paying - uh judge, I got drunk and fooling around and etc... and the Judge actually tells you that you're a loser.

Sorry to be so ruthless about this but IT'S A GIANT STUPID IDEA, AN EPIC FAIL. but a great fantasy for a story.

Read around the various posts. There are better ways to go about losing your testicles.

eagerlearner (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:13 pm I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

I DO believe that you would HAVE to be under anesthesia to NOT be awakened by the pain.

Neurologically, one of the core reflex systems is in the genitals. If you do not believe this run this simple experiment.

Have somebody hit you in the balls when you are asleep and see if you wake up.

One of the ways to gauge brain damage that a neurosurgeon taught me once is to grab a nipple (of either sex) and TWIST it. If the person DOES NOT respond they are either paralyzed OR brain dead...

Don't take my word for it, though...

Go DO your experiment... either one would probably work...

...and then report back here with the results...



BTW, WELCOME TO THE ZOO!

Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:51 pm To ask the pertinent question:

After you pass out drunk with your nuts banded, wake up with a screaming hangover and dead balls... WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

Can I get a litte graphic?

If you leave the dead balls on your body they rot and stink like a dead piece of meat and stay on for several weeks until they fall off. Ever leave a steak or a bloody meat container out to rot? That's the smell. If the band comes off, then dead balls poisons your body. Figure a month or two of dangerous living with that black robed man called death. And I'm not even exaggerating.

Or the alternative, the morning after you call the ambulance or go to a doctor for an emergency admission to the hospital ande they (A) remove your dead balls, (B) admit you to the psychiatric unit for three days to a week of evaluation, and (C) present you with one huge-ass, wallet crushing bill for services because your insurance doesn't cover this. Think about going to court and trying to force the insurance company into paying - uh judge, I got drunk and fooling around and etc... and the Judge actually tells you that you're a loser.

Sorry to be so ruthless about this but IT'S A GIANT STUPID IDEA, AN EPIC FAIL. but a great fantasy for a story.

Read around the various posts. There are better ways to go about losing your testicles.

What is the BETTER way to castrate yourself then?

eagerlearner (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:26 am What is the BETTER way to castrate yourself then?

Don't take my comment as a scolding as much as a really ugly-assed disgusting to get a point across. I want people to fear banding. And I wanted the images to be gruesome and off-putting. More important -- I wanted what was best for you...

The best way to get castrated is in a doctor's office. Take the time, effort and commitment to go to doctors and counselors and do the test drive with chemical castration. That's the safest and best way to do it.

There are some people who had success with alcohol injections but in the end, they had to find a doctor to remove dead testicles and they had to find counselors to satisfy the med community and BEFORE they did any injections they did the test with chemical castration (reducing the Testosterone level to next to nothing).

And the EA has had people who have expressed regret after castration because they weren't prepared. Physical Castration (bilateral orchiectomy) is a one way trip. It is not reversible. Take the time to prepare for it and you'll be much happier with the results.

eagerlearner (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:13 pm I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

one of the reasons that "banding" play is very dangerous and why after a few experiments I tossed everything in the trash. Sheepy

Been there, did that, OH what a feeling.

Banding is not just a little painful, its like being kicked in the nuts but the pain only gets worse. When you can't take it any more about 20 to 30 minutes, you need to cut off the ban, but its squeezing you so hard you have a hell of a time getting something, anything under it so you can cut the damn thing off, and when you do,,,,,,,, Have you ever had a rubber band snap back on you when it breaks, X100 when that ban is cut it snaps, you will be doing the two step around the room for a few minutes.

So you get the ban back off, your sac is purple and blue, your nuts ache like you have been kicked several times, and you look into the mirror and say to yourself, SELF that was the stupidest thing I ever did.

Now that we have your attention do it the right way, start a chemical castration drug, see your doctor and have a few things checked, like your liver, testosterone count, etc, tell him/her what you want done, take a year to take castration on a test drive.

Most of all think this through, its a one way trip.

River

Oh yes, welcome to the zoo.

Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:44 am There are some people who had success with alcohol injections but in the end, they had to find a doctor to remove dead testicles and they had to find counselors to satisfy the med community and BEFORE they did any injections they did the test with chemical castration (reducing the Testosterone level to next to nothing).

As one who has been successfully been castrated following alcohol injections, I'd like to point out that things are not necessarily as you say. I did numerous alcohol injections but didn't have to search out a doctor to remove my dead testicles. My regular doctor discovered my testes were shrunken and very hard during an ordinary physical exam. That started things rolling with an ultrasound and then a referal to a urologist and their eventual removal- fully paid for by my insurance. I didn't have to go thru any counselors save for Bobbie, Oneballboi and Tome but I did have over 2 years of chemical castration experience leading up to trying the alcohol injections so I knew what I was getting into.

I really started the alcohol injections because I didn't see a suitable way to be castrated and it seemed that it would be nearly as good if my testes simply didn't work anymore even if they were still present. The injections certainly fixed them so they no longer functioned and then as a most welcome bonus, my doctors readily removed them after they were confident that they wouldn't recover.

Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:44 am There are some people who had success with alcohol injections but in the end, they had to find a doctor to remove dead testicles and they had to find counselors to satisfy the med community and BEFORE they did any injections they did the test with chemical castration (reducing the

clysmaniac (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:14 pm Testosterone level to next to nothing).

As one who has been successfully been castrated following alcohol injections, I'd like to point out that things are not necessarily as you say. I did numerous alcohol injections but didn't have to search out a doctor to remove my dead testicles. My regular doctor discovered my testes were shrunken and very hard during an ordinary physical exam. That started things rolling with an ultrasound and then a referal to a urologist and their eventual removal- fully paid for by my insurance. I didn't have to go thru any counselors save for Bobbie, Oneballboi and Tome but I did have over 2 years of chemical castration experience leading up to trying the alcohol injections so I knew what I was getting into.

I really started the alcohol injections because I didn't see a suitable way to be castrated and it seemed that it would be nearly as good if my testes simply didn't work anymore even if they were still present. The injections certainly fixed them so they no longer functioned and then as a most welcome bonus, my doctors readily removed them a

fter they were confident that they wouldn't recover.

My point in saying what I said i

clysmaniac (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:14 pm n the earlier post was just the point you made -- "I didn't have to go thru any counselors save for Bobbie, Oneballboi and Tome but I did have over 2 years of chemical castration experience leading up to trying the a

lcohol injections so I knew what I was getting into."

Don't make your first step the only step. Learn about what you want to do and get some support. That what doctors, counselors and friends are for.

From personal experience banding is something that must be taken seriously. The more one tries it and I have the greater the desire to keep it on longer. i uses rubber bands, leather laces and rings many times. It is exciting to see the balls initially turn a bright red, slowly get a little darker in color and get deeper light blue and slowly darken. They get colder to the touch and pain sets in, increasing, the longer the constriction is in place. Although sometimes I have found there is no pain. They just go numb. This can be the most dangerous occassion. Without the pain the temptation is to keep it on longer.

If you practice this a lot and have a few drinks your judgment gets very poor. I have almost done a few stupid things and lost track of the banding time. I suddenly look at the ball sack and see it is almost black. Panic sets in and you hastily try to remove the band as quickly as possible. You do and slowly se some pale color on the scrotal skin and massage it to regain sensation and color. What a rush to see red than pink color return to your ball sack. You swear You won't do it again. But we all know you will when you have fogotten how close you came to real damage.

Moral of this is don't mix alcohol or other drugs with fun and games.

Yes i think you can accidently castrate yourslef with banding and passinig out. If really intoxicated you will probably not be woken by the pain, which does subside after awhile. The next stop may be the emergency room for your castration.

Yes, but you DO feel pain. Do you not?

I believe that it would be impossible to do this without consent because of the pain.

That's what I meant...

Hmmmm....... I have an elastrator I don't need anymore. Anybody want to buy it??? but seriously. Elastrators should just be used for play. The pain is intense but can make orgasms incredible.

Heres a tip for those of you who use them. If you bag your nuts in a sandwich bag before you band them, you will not feel the snap of the band when you cut it. Also as you are about to release the band place a piece of flexible material under the band (ie zip tie, surgical hose, balloon, etc.) this will give you a good spot to cut the band without cutting yourself.

Alcohol injections work, but are very slow, and in my case were more painfull than banding. I agree with everyone above. Stop do some soul searching and decide if this is really right for you. Then find good counsol, then if you are still sure try chemical castration first! After that have at it. Search the site for alcohol injections, I would stay away from the burdizzo.

I had pain left over from the alcohol injections, so I went to my Urologist. He had no problem taking them off to relieve the pain. He was a little confused on how my nuts shrank and became hard ( I think he has a good suspicion, but he didn't make a big deal of it).

Good luck, but above all be safe.

Yes, banding is bad and excruciatingly painful. So why do it? If you want to be castrated quick is best and the quickest way is...?

Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:29 pm Yes, banding is bad and excruciatingly painful. So why do it? If you want to be castrated quick is best and the quickest way is...?

Ummm... Walk up to a bunch of Harley bikers at a rally and kick over their bikes??

saywhat (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:21 am Ummm... Walk up to a bunch of Harley bikers at a rally and kick over their bikes??

A good way of Dieing!

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A good way of Dieing!

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oops yeah, safety is the key!

In the end, what it comes down to is still requiring medical care on this, even if you succeeded in 'sedating yourself' and doing the damage needed to facilitate castration.

The reality of this is that you are not a farm animal. Back in the day, using an elastrator on baby goats, etc., you would now and then get a case of infection and sometimes lose one. But an animal's body is very different from yours. They heal faster, for one thing, and must have a more aggressive immune system.

Pain matters aside, if you succeed in passing out for a while, you will be left with a rotting mass of tissue attached to you. You risk blood poisoning, and a foul smell. Cut them off yourself later, and if the band(s) come loose, you'll still bleed out. You're going to have to face a trip to the ER, surgery, costs, and possible psych evaluation.

All of this may or may not be covered by insurance, if you can keep your story straight. You could end up with a huge bill to pay on for the rest of your life, and one black mark now is enough to ruin your credit, to say nothing of risking your life.

Banding is a nice fantasy, but in reality, it's not going to work for your own DIY castration.

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If you band yourself and get drunk, you will probably need help getting the band off. When you're drunk you can't think clearly or do normal things easy, like cutting off a band which is difficult. That's another good reason for not banding your balls. I did read once, and I can't remember if it was fantasy or reality, where a man banded his balls, got drunk, woke up in pain, went to the ER after failing to get the band off, and blaming the banding on an ex-wife or girlfriend. I'm not sure what happened to him, but I don't think he went to the Psych Ward.

Interesting thread. I picked up on it a month or so ago and it prompted me then to get on and finish a story I'd been toying with for some time which features banding (of a sort).

I don't know how accurate my treatment of the physical/medical aspects is, but near enough I think for the purposes of semi-autobiographical fantasy erotic fiction.

I don't know if forum rules permit self-advertising, but it's the only story (so far...) under my username, if anyone is interested.

rgds,

M

I know of one accidental eunuch who was doing meth and just plain left them on too long, then in a panic cut his own balls off then rushed to the emergency room..