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THE STORY OF STRONG WOMEN WAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN WHO HAS PENIS ENVY !!! SHE IS JUST ANGRY BECAUSE THIS IS A MANS WORLD !!! ALL WOMAN ARE THE WEAKER SEX,LOL......

And which story is this that you're shouting about?

LUVGOD (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:56 pm THE STORY OF STRONG WOMEN WAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN WHO HAS PENIS ENVY !!! SHE IS JUST ANGRY BECAUSE THIS IS A MANS WORLD !!! ALL WOMAN ARE THE WEAKER SEX,LOL......

This is obviously not a Man's world. Women control most things and are more free to dress and behave as they like. In addition, I have never met a woman with Penis Envy. Why would any woman have a need or desire for a penis?

LUVGOD says...

SCREW ALL MAN HATING WOMEN...



...to which I reply...

O.K. Line them up! You'll probably have to hold them down or maybe hold them by the ears, but I am your boy!!!!



If you really want them screwed I will do the GOOD ones twice...





A-1

P.S. Ladies, do not fret. A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND!

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:45 am O.K. Line them up! You'll probably have to hold them down or maybe hold them by the ears, but I am your boy!!!!

What a terrible job! Screwing all of those angry women should be a rather unpleasant task. I do not envy you and will not consider changing places with you. Your only consolation might be coming out of it without your cock and balls.

You say that...

Mac (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 7:16 am Your only consolation might be coming out of it without your cock and balls.

No, you have it all wrong. MY CONSOLATION IS COMING INTO "IT" with my cock and balls.

As for angry women, in the case of those to whom you are referring I will put it in the words of my dear old departed unkle.

If they get sore...they can GO POWDER THEMSELVES and sit on a pillow!

And that's the way that it has to be...

A-1

My my, talk about people unclear on the concept. In case you hadn't noticed, this IS The Eunuch Archives. OK, most of the people here are NOT eunuchs. And some of the eunuchs do retain some sexual function. But I happen to be one of the non-sexual eunuchs, and screwing women of any type, whether it is your "penis envy" women or Rush Limbaugh's "feminazis", is quite beyond my ability.

LUVGOD,

I do agree with your point of view. I personally can't stand men hating women, and your idea screwing them all is good. Just don't count on me to screw them, not my taste. However I think A-1 is jumping up and down with excitement to help you out.

I would disagree with you on "This is a Mans world". Women have more rights and are not frowned upon when acting like a man. There was a discussion in chat last night about how much easier it is for a women to have hysterectomy, and other surgery preformed.

Finally want to mention that everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

Andrew says...

Andrew (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 12:41 pm But I happen to be one of the non-sexual eunuchs, and screwing women of any type, whether it is your "penis envy" women or Rush Limbaugh's "feminazis", is quite beyond my ability.

No, Andrew, it's not. All you have to do is purchase the right equipment. Find it here.

http://cxxz.com/oarsmen/01.htm

Just get one of these and you can not only screw women, but you can screw them as long as you can stay awake.

Take a look here, are these women enjoying themselves?

...and yup! you can download a short clip by right clicking and selecting "save target as"

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 4:06 pm No, Andrew, it's not. All you have to do is purchase the right equipment. Find it here.

http://cxxz.com/oarsmen/01.htm

Just get one of these and you can not only screw women, but you can screw them as long as you can stay awake.

Take a look here, are these women enjoying themselves?

Well, I suppose it is possible IF I want to spend the money, time and energy. But I now lack motivation.

You said...

Andrew (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2002 8:29 am Well, I suppose it is possible IF I want to spend the money, time and energy. But I now lack motivation.

After I had made the statement...

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 4:06 pm Just get one of these and you can not only screw women, but you can screw them as long as you can stay awake.

Well, it would bore you so bad that you would fall asleep after the first or second one...

That was my point. Still, if you had someone special that you wanted to pleasure, it still would be possible for you to do that although you might not get much out of it for yourself.

It is still better to give than to receive. If a woman should want to become involved with you she shouldn't have to sacrifice anything just because you made a decision before you met her.

You see, although there is much more to life than sex, sex should never stand in the way of significant relationships. For that matter neither should eunuchdom.

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:40 pm It is still better to give than to receive. If a woman should want to become involved with you she shouldn't have to sacrifice anything just because you made a decision before you met her.

You see, although there is much more to life than sex, sex should never stand in the way of significant relationships. For that matter neither should eunuchdom.

Oh, I agree in the abstract. But, at the moment, I seem to be bewteen relationships and not at all looking for a new one. I am not even sure, at the moment, that I need a relationship. Perhaps my current financial problems get sorted out.

Oh Andrew!

There is no icon for you.



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Luvpain and A-1 I also agree with you I don't like men hating women, what for, what did we do to make her/them hate us so. Give the a bad screw, it happens get over it. Most of this comes from the 60s and 70s when women wanted equality. shit they already had everything they just wanted more.

I found when I was married the best way to handle things was to simply say "yes dear". that always pissed her off.

Women are strange creatures, I don't think they know what they want, other then they, know they don't want us (men) to have it.

I like being single, its so much easer and when she flips out you just say "lady goodbye".

Maybe a slave, to clean house and cook, women's work you know, they were called wives at one time.

No I would rather clean my own house and I love to cook so there must be something there good for.

A-1 I think this is where you come in.

Riverwind, Chemically Castrated Eunuch

I'm moving this thread to Personal Histories ...

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 8:14 am A-1 I think this is where you come in.

Yeah, the bad thing is that last year Vi and I made a pilrimage to LasVegas.

(Just like Mohammad Atta and his gang of MAD arabs. I hope that his 72 virgins are all goats!) :realpisse

Anyway, while Vi and the youngest daughter were checking out the Casinos, I took a little diversion for perversion to none other than the infamous Mustang Ranch.

I asked about the youngest girl there that they had working. I found out that she was 17! Perfect, said I. I want her for the ENTIRE NIGHT! :tongueout :tongueout :tongueout :tongueout :tongueout

Apparently my reputation had preceeded me and the Madam seemed to know ALL about me.

She looked at me and softly exclaimed...

I'm sorry but we cannot sell MINORS to LICKERS...

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2002 4:06 pm Andrew says...

No, Andrew, it's not. All you have to do is purchase the right equipment. Find it here.

http://cxxz.com/oarsmen/01.htm

Just get one of these and you can not only screw women, but you can screw them as long as you can stay awake.

If you have one of those machines, why would staying awake matter? Seems that the screwing could continue while you're catching a nap ...

SplitDik (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:46 am If you have one of those machines, why would staying awake matter? Seems that the screwing could continue while you're catching a nap ...

The Sybian would be ideal for that.

Maybe typical of some men. I have never thought of women that way or of the sex act as screwing or f**king. Women deserve respect, too. It is about time that all men respect them. Remember, you could have been a woman! How would you have wanted to be treated?

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b]Typical Male Thinking "Women are just objects to be screwed"! Is that part of having a penis?[/color] [/B]

Allison,

I think you took the quote out of context. The whole point was finding a way to please a WOMEN if you are a eunuch and can't perform like a normal guy.

Looks like you are trying to twist everything that is said, to try and prove men are evil.

Allison...

First of all a LOT of men are evil. If you do not expect better then you will never be disappointed. Now, with that being said I might add that they are not all evil. Mostly, they are evil in groups. That is, almost all are tolerable as individuals. ALMOST all, that is. Be cafeful when choosing men. Find one who is more than the sum of his parts...don't get one who is just a life support system for a penis. :realpisse

luvpain (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:00 am Typical Male Thinking "Women are just objects to be screwed"! Is that part of having a penis? :

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Well, it could also be part of having a vagina. I mean, the organs of sex are organs of sex. They are for sex,no? Not to mention reproduction, urination and other jollies too numerous to mention...

Allison says...

SORRY,

I did misunderstand your intentions and was not trying to twist what you said to prove that men are evil. However, I would not find it pleasant to be screwed, as you say, by that machine.

Well, Allison, I think that I would find it pleasant being screwed by one of these...

http://www.realdoll.com/

And if I were a woman and I liked penetrative sex my mind would be eased by the fact that I could not catch a disease from a machine if it was washed properly between clients.

Of course, I like to ride rollercoasters, too. It is an acquired taste, much like good penetrative sex. For either, you have to be introduced to it properly and not be hurt either physically or psychologically by it to develop the liking.

And Allison, if you look anything like that fine lady that you have posted here who is peeing in the urinal you can tie me to the bed and have your way with me anytime, as long as you don't hurt me because I am just a tad bit timid and my vines have tender grapes...

Mac asks...

Mac (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:05 am Maybe typical of some men. I have never thought of women that way or of the sex act as screwing or f**king. Women deserve respect, too. It is about time that all men respect them. Remember, you could have been a woman! How would you have wanted to be treated?

Mac, as a woman, I am sure that I would want the same thing that I want as a man. Good sex. Fucking, schmucking...what's in a name? Either you like sex or you don't. I doubt if being the opposite sex would make much difference with me. I would still be a successful professional. If I were a woman I would probably take better care of myself. (FOR SURE)

Well, there you have it! I am not exactly a chauvinist, (sp) but I am not all that timid, either. I could probably be what you need, if you are a lady and if I were single...

BTW, in case you haven't noticed, I just LOVE women...

A-1