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Ejaculator
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:25 am
by saywhat (imported)
Hey all,
Has anyone ever tried a Bailey ejaculator in humans. I have read differing opinions online. Some people insist that they have used it (either on themselves or their slaves) and say its great yet some insist that it will cause irreparable harm. I'm looking for first hand knowledge on this. Please don't reply with your assumption of either safe or unsafe. Does anyone have real world knowledge of someone using it? Thanks
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:13 am
by Riverwind (imported)
You know they make barn yard tools to castrate animals but that does not mean it will work or are safe for humans, I know this is not the answer you were looking for however
River
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:31 pm
by Dave (imported)
You can read all about this thanks to Cornell University.
https://www.cornellurology.com/clinical ... aculation/
And I have no personal experience with devices like this.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:32 pm
by SplitDik (imported)
I got one and had it used on me. All I can say is that sheep must be made different inside. It certainly was quite a shock, and it did cause some involuntary contraction (mostly of the anus), but it didn't in any way force ejaculation even with prolonged, painful use. It is very painful, which can be fun, but not at all what I was expecting. I was expecting basically to have my orgasmic muscles forceably contracted, like using one of those electro-exercise "ab belts". But instead it was like getting a buzzing shock in your ass.
Anyway, I personally didn't like it and it didn't work as I expected. I tried lots of angles and depths of use, with and without external stimulation. And I can ejaculate very easily and quite forceably, so not an issue with my ejaculatory response.
I think it is still fun to play with, except that it is so expensive that I wouldn't recommend it. Also, I've continued to get farm equipment advertisements mailed to my house which is a bit embarrassing.

Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:22 pm
by C&TL2745 (imported)
SplitDik (imported) wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:32 pm
I got one and had it used on me. ..., but it didn't in any way force ejaculation even with prolonged, painful use.....I think it is still fun to play with, except that it is so expensive that I wouldn't recommend it. Also, I've continued to get farm equipment advertisements mailed to my house which is a bit embarrassing.
Thanks for the first-hand account. That's one less thing for us to try.

Over the weekend we tried shocking my hubby's penis, and that didn't work, either. Just painful; no ejaculation. He said it didn't even feel erotic.
Your experience with the ads is why my hubby won't buy a sex toy. We have a friend who has sent us some, but otherwise, he improvises with things he gets at Home Depot.
Sandi
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:26 am
by _g (imported)
There is a version that is used in humans. I believe the prob is different and there are settings which have to be set for human use. One of my friends in the service donated sperm, and they used one and he said "they inserted it then the next thing he was pumping out sperm" He did not say it hurt or anything, but in other web sites the said the put the person under to get the donated sperm when using the ejaculator.
_g
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:48 pm
by saywhat (imported)
Thanks Split. This is truly what I expected. It's just so tempting though. I have tried a good Tens unit (with appropriate hardware), and despite all of the stories of people pumping out semen by the bucket full I had no success neither before or after castration. I was kinda hoping though that the added strength would be able to get the job done. Glad I didn't spend the money. Guess I can find something else to obsess over. Thanks for the first hand account.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:51 pm
by saywhat (imported)
Thanks Dave/River, I had read that and similar articles. The problem is the "real instrument" is about $3K. Thats why I wanted to know about the "farm tool"
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:51 pm
by nvrgag44 (imported)
If you're looking to get off with electronic devices why not just try a tens unit or the Cadillac of E-Stim units, the E-312. An E-312 is about $500 new but I found a used one for $150. You can spend all kinds of money on commercially made electrodes but all mine are home made and work fine. You can even use a home stereo to get off. Just hook your electrodes to the speaker jacks and go for it. Some claim they don't like it and it doesn't work but it does work for many others. I had a very strong orgasm the first time I tried it using my stereo. I've never failed to get of using E-Stim. Try it, you'll like it.
Check out this E-Stim Forum site. It's easy to sign up for, all you need is a user name and an email address and it's free, just like EA. They claim to not give out your email address and I've never got anything like spam that I suspected came from or through SmartStim.
http://www.smartstim.com/forum/index.php
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:53 am
by lust4nutlessboiz (imported)
Ejaculator? Don't you mean emasculator?
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:11 am
by _g (imported)
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:04 am
by billf82 (imported)
Ejaculator = forced expulsion of semen
Emasculator = remove or kill the balls
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:04 am
by SplitDik (imported)
That's exactly the one I bought, and also where I bought it from. Like I said, it is really too expensive for what it does (or doesn't) do.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:22 am
by _g (imported)
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 am
by Paolo
Plugging your e-stim contacts into a home stereo speaker jack?
Not the kind of advice we want here, I don't think. Granted, I don't know a thing about their schematics, but this doesn't sound safe at all.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:59 pm
by SplitDik (imported)
Paolo wrote: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 am
Plugging your e-stim contacts into a home stereo speaker jack?
Not the kind of advice we want here, I don't think. Granted, I don't know a thing about their schematics, but this doesn't sound safe at all.
Most of the e-stim devices are designed for this. You can even buy special sound files and "music" that creates different sensations. It is a valid suggestion, for commercial e-stim devices that support this.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:33 pm
by nullorchis (imported)
I have to wonder who in the heck invented / developed this technique.
How many people did they experiment on.
Wonder if taxpayers paid for the development of this.
Quite involved.
It would seem that syringe extraction of semen directly from a testicle would be simpler.
Anyone with spinal injury would not feel a thing.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:17 pm
by Eunuchus (imported)
I have heard of one story where a young man passed away as a result of an auto accident. Before his death at the hospital, his wife had sperm extracted from him with an ejaculator. I think her plan was to have it frozen for future use. I am not even certain this happened. I suppose it can be done.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:28 am
by _g (imported)
Paolo wrote: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 am
Plugging your e-stim contacts into a home stereo speaker jack?
Not the kind of advice we want here, I don't think. Granted, I don't know a thing about their schematics, but this doesn't sound safe at all.
There are to many variables. Full volume on a 1000 watt amp into a 8 ohm load is over 100 volts! and around 10 ampere, so you can cook your insides. When BME was more free, there was a report from a guy which to get off attached the speaker leads across his testicles, and caused testicles failure due to the repeated current though them.
The directly plugging of home stereo speakers into an prob is not a very smart thing to do. The after effects could kill you or give you a waste collection bag.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:10 pm
by Eunuchus (imported)
Being a Journeyman Electrician. It takes less than 1 milli-amp to to kill a person. while it is unlikely, remember it has the potential to do so. Any time you introduce electricity to the human body from an external source you always have risk. The use of stereo equipment is fascinating to say the least. I have been hit with 277 volts at 20 amps and it was painful. 120 volts can be painful as well if you. Nerves are electrical in a way. The human heart uses electrical impulses to regulate heart beats.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:47 am
by Dave (imported)
You may think you are doing no harm but that electricity is frying nerve cells and eventually that damage will mount up and cause stuff you don't want to have happen.
Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:35 am
by fredbutz (imported)
saywhat (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:51 pm
Thanks Dave/River, I had read that and similar articles. The problem is the "real instrument" is about $3K. Thats why I wanted to know about the "farm tool"
Maybe you can rent one.

Re: Ejaculator
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:37 am
by fredbutz (imported)
nullorchis (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:33 pm
I have to wonder who in the heck invented / developed this technique.
How many people did they experiment on.
Wonder if taxpayers paid for the development of this.
Quite involved.
It would seem that syringe extraction of semen directly from a testicle would be simpler.
Anyone with spinal injury would not feel a thing.
Probably some guy who needed one and had an understanding doctor.