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Hey guys I'm new too this forum. I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator anyways last night she convinced me to do it anyway she put it on me right before bed and I took some medicine and I woke up the middle of the night with a horrible gut wrenching pain deep in my lower stomach, is this normal the horrible pain. This morning when I got up its not quite as severe and my testicles are very cold and discolored.

Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:44 am Hey guys I'm new too this forum. I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator anyways last night she convinced me to do it anyway she put it on me right before bed and I took some medicine and I woke up the middle of the night with a horrible gut wrenching pain deep in my lower stomach, is this normal the horrible pain. This morning when I got up its not quite as severe and my testicles are very cold and discolored.

Better see a Doctor ASAP - ER!!! other wise you will be an Eunuch, if the Doctor can't save your testicles.

_g

Hey the pai in my stomach actually went away I still have the little band on but the pain is gone

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Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:44 am . I started dating a new gf a few months back and she's always talked about banding me with this tool called the elastrator .....

I'm curious about her motive in castrating you. Did she just want a platonic relationship? Or did you have a fight that made her angry enough to castrate you? I'm also curious about you. Your phrasing, "...this tool called the elastrator," suggests that you weren't aware that she was intent on destroying your testicles. Were you really that surprised? This is truly bizarre.

But I'm with _g on this: If you had an elastrator band on all night, you need to be at the ER now. Gangrene is nothing to fool with.

Sandi

Sandi

I'm assuming since I'm not in pain and they no longer hurt everythings ok

if she kept the elastrator band on you all night, the odds are that your nuts are dead.....as the others said, you might want to seek medical help immediately....

As someone who has played with these before in the past, I can only wonder what the hell kind of pain pill you took before?

The pain from even a half hour's wear is amazingly much!

I seriously doubt you could have kept it on all night, and slept, at that.

No.

Not without serious medication that more than likely would NOT be over the counter.

Even if so, after all that time, yeah, gangreene, for sure.

And I'm sorry, but my bullshit detector is beeping.

Paolo wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:02 am As someone who has played with these before in the past, I can only wonder what the hell kind of pain pill you took before?

The pain from even a half hour's wear is amazingly much!

I seriously doubt you could have kept it on all night, and slept, at that.

No.

Not without serious medication that more than likely would NOT be over the counter.

Even if so, after all that time, yeah, gangreene, for sure.

And I'm sorry, but my bullshit detector is beeping.

Paolo: i had the same thought immediately, but always want to give folks the benefit of the doubt......but i am leaning heavily towards bs again....

If the band stayed on overnight, more than eight hours, you're a eunuch. Your testicles will drop off in a few days, but they'll start to smell horribly after the next day or so. You'll need to go to the ER and get yourself fixed up by a pro. Don't take the band off now or you'll compromise your genital area and possibly get your penis infected. Then they'll remove that too. As for the pain, I agree, unless you took something like Oxycotin you'd never sleep through this.

Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:39 am I'm assuming since I'm not in pain and they no longer hurt everythings ok

No, you are not OK.

If you still have the elastrator band on, your testicles are dead and you've been castrated. Your testicles are dead. That's why they don't hurt. That's it. period. No doubt about it. Your girlfriend castrated you with the elastrator last night. it's all done and over with.

I am with Paolo, my BS meter went off also. Lets call this one for what it is. I too have used this device and after about 30 minutes you can't wait to get it off.

Pain killers or not,

River

Well, the stabbing stomach pain part is true, for sure.

Been there, done that...

While the post does sound like a troll / fantasy, and while I do think the pain is very difficult to bear, some people have actually gone all the way with it. Anyway, just for education of those who may not know the answer to the original question "why pain in the abdomen":

Even though the testicles hang outside the body, they are really internal organs. They are equivalent to a woman's ovaries, but actually descend during neonatal development out from the abdomen. This actually causes a number of potential issues and interesting effects. First of all, it creates a weakness in the abdominal wall that can rupture causing hernias and hydroceles (I got these multiple times from heavy pulling on the testicles, requiring surgery to correct) -- these conditions are much more common in men. Secondly, some testicles never descend properly or descend late causing various issues including increased risk of testicle cancer -- in many cases doctors recommend removing an undescended testicle. Thirdly, the nerves for the testicles are actually connected like an internal organ and so pain in the testicle often is felt in the abdomen (roughly where women would feel ovarian pain). Fourthly, the immune system and blood supply to the testicles is entirely separate from the scrotum skin -- so if you get an inflammation in one it often doesn't affect the other (unless it is caused by bacteria which spreads to both).

Anyway, I'm always surprised by the number of people who don't understand that testicles are really internal organs that happen to have migrated outside. Also, the reason for the testicles to be outside is that the optimum temperature for sperm development is slightly lower than body temperature. So they hang outside and as any guy knows they move around a lot based on temperature (i.e. they'll actually retract if you jump into cold water).

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SplitDik (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:34 pm some people have actually gone all the way with it.

" Yes, that's true. Our friend Castr8edmale used an elastrator bander to castrate himself. I don't remember him talking much about the pain, I'll have to review his story, but the pictures don't lie: http://people.tribe.net/d87d3d8a-2214-4 ... os?page=27

I'm kinda thinking I wish this were me...Definitely castr8ted male...Gorgeous ...Jackie

Either this is real and the OP is now a eunuch who needs a good therapist and a lawyer, or this is a troll. Time will tell either way... I'm kind of betting tis the latter.

I am very skeptical. However, if it's true he would know his testicles where cold and dead. I must say though, I don't believe this post.

Elizabeth

Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:37 am Hey the pai in my stomach actually went away I still have the little b

Citrus6517 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:39 am and on but the pain is gone,

and another post

I'm assuming since

I'm not in pain and they no longer hurt everythings ok

If your not pulling my leg, your are a eunuch now. Your testicles and sack below the band will become black and smelly and fall off. You really need to see a Doctor to get things cleaned up and prevent other health problems which could kill you.

Personal attack post removed.

Paolo