EA Forums

baldwin92 (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:25 pm Only one thing can be said, DON'T TRY IT! YOU MAY DIE FROM INFECTION! That's only advice you need.

Brinkwow (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:58 pm I'd like to do this myself for religious reasons. A surgery isn't an option to me otherwise I'd have it done already.

I appreciate the advice, and it's made me rethink this whole thing. But are you certain banding, and at the 12 hour mark cutting isn't a viable option?

paring (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:38 am Let say, that you'd like to be castrated just like many other men here. I wonder what religion ask you to get castrated, to my knowledge all forbid such mutilation, apart satanism. By the way there are safest ways to do it your self, like alcohol injections, even Burdizzo clamp would be safer.

tjstill (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:29 am How did you lose the other testicle?

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:47 am Not this shit again.

This is already turning into another round of, "Yes, yes, but no..." where the OP proposes a situation, takes in suggestions, then immediately rejects those suggestions while simultaneously, without saying it, insisting everyone come around to their original method/view and trying to get them to support that bad idea.

Paolo wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:27 am Thank you, Chris1115 and LT.

I confess, I saw this 24 hours ago and was waiting for you to hit it first.

Sorry!

I said the same thing to the Nun last night - here we go again.

Brinkwow - don't take it personally. You're a victim of bad timing. Very bad timing.

There are a few problems with the band method:

1. It works on young farm animals, MOST of the time. People are not young farm animals, which rarely, but sometimes do, die of banding complications.

2. Pain. If you've never played with one, you have NO clue. NONE.

3. Infection

4. Dealing with the ER aftercare bill

Brinkwow (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:37 am No worries I understand and looked up some pictures of gangrene and was convinced.

I'm new to banding and don't want any problems immediately. I read people have been doing it for years with minimal noticeable issues, how can I do this while allowing a bit of the pain in for my masochism? Should I start out at 10 minute intervals no more than an hour?

Chris1115 (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:59 am You are going to have problems either way. Best case scenario you end up in the hospital fighting off an infection, followed by a lengthy involuntary stay in the psychiatric wing. Worst case scenario, your family starts looking for donations to help pay for your funerary expenses. Just visit Dr. Arnkoff. The kind of method you're looking for will only lead to one of the aforementioned outcomes.

Brinkwow (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:09 am I don't want to castrate myself with it though. I just want to use it for play.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:44 am So it's gone from, "I want to castrate myself" to, "Well, not really, I just want to play..." I'm conflicted, on the one hand I'm glad you admitted to your horseshit, on the other I wish you'd take that elastrator band and stick your head through it and release it on your neck.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:44 am So it's gone from, "I want to castrate myself" to, "Well, not really, I just want to play..." I'm conflicted, on the one hand I'm glad you admitted to your horseshit, on the other I wish you'd take that elastrator band and stick your head through it and release it on your neck.

Brinkwow (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:05 pm The hostility is turning me on. I'll have to reread this thread when my elastrator arrives tomorrow and I punish myself.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:31 am Why is this thread still a thing? Paolo?