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What happens if someone pees on an electric fence?

I tried to search for "pee electric fence" on Google, but couldn't find any actual accounts of people who had done that.

happousai (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2003 3:39 am What happens if someone pees on an electric fence?

I tried to search for "pee electric fence" on Google, but couldn't find any actual accounts of people who had done that.

Well... I haven't peed on an electric fence, but I have installed one, and been nipped by my own work..

Some basics first: An electric fence works by sending a pulse of electricity down the fence every second or so. Each pulse is a couple thousand volts, but only a milliamp or so. Each pulse lasts for a fraction of a second, and the return circuit is the ground (installation of an electric fence involves putting a ground pole at least ten feet into the earth).

That said, the feeling is something like that of being punched in a large area at once, as all the muscles in that area contract involuntarily and violently (for a fraction of a second mind you).

If you were to pee on an electric fence, well I can speculate that it would be feel like being punched very hard in the genitals by a very large fist, and it would, well, fucking seriously hurt! :-O

Well the fences are designed to deliver an uncomfortable up to nasty zap to an animal. It is also designed to be non lethal. So I would surmise you would get a mild to nasty shock when the stream hit the wire. Of course if you had no contact to ground and was wearing moderatly insulating shoes you might not feel a thing.

Now here is the diclaimer:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

DO NOT Pee on High Voltage power transmission gear or wiring. The currents and voltages ARE VERY lethal. You will be killed, burned or both when you create a short circuit for an arc to form. For an instant every amp availble in that section of the power grid will pass up your pee and expolde your piss, your cock, your balls and you in a ball of plasma fire!

There are pictures of electrical burns of the groin on alt.binaries.grotesue and boy is it a mess! Not the way to loose your package!

Steve BeoBear

Electical Enginner

Where can I buy my electric fence? Can I get one installed in my bedroom or at my office! :Australia :withstupi

Blaise (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2003 7:05 am Where can I buy my electric fence? Can I get one installed in my bedroom or at my office!

Of course you can, and it would be an even better fetish if the installation was done by a woman wearing a long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up above the elbow.

Yes!

...and let the shirt have pockets on both sides and let her be braless so that her erect, pierced nipples show through the fabric.

Ohh, I am going...there I went!!!

(hmmm..Andrew, was that coming or going?)

A-1

I am gone now...

Oh, alright, that's enough.

Knock it off right now.

I can't believe no man here, as a boy, ever peed on an electric fence. Didn't anyone here grow up in the country?!

In short, once your stream of urine hits the fence, it feels like someone has grabbed your dick wearing a pear of cactus studded gloves and started jerking you off. And you can't STOP peeing, either. You are connected to the fence until your bladder is empty.

About a millisecond later, it feels like your dick is being twisted out by the roots and your balls have come back from having gone to sleep, tingling, only about a billion times worse. About another millisecond later, it feels like a razor sharp vibrating knife has been slammed up your urethra, twisting and gouging as it goes, until you finally run out of pee and break contact to fall backwards on the ground gasping for air and begging the Lord for immediate, if not SOONER, death.

Yes, I speak from experience.

So there.

And, I can attest that Paolo has it EXACTLY right! His description is far more poetic than I could have managed, however.

If you really demand first-hand knowledge, find an active electric fence, wet your finger, then touch it. Imagine the experience on a far more sensitive area and you CAN'T pull loose....

Even when I miss and touch a wire with my bare hand occasionally, I have flashbacks to the REAL pain!

I wonder if there's any cases of people becoming nullified (without dying) as a result of peeing on an electric fence.

I had forgotten about the pockets!

Oh, AFTER, of course.

Andrew,

You neglected to specify that the woman's shirt must have a pocket protector and ring around the collar.

(My first effort since my horse threw me last week. God, do I hurt or what? Ever have a thigh and right "cheek" full of cactus thorns?)

Gettin' better and meaner day by day. And I hope my galpal Yolanda has kept you entertained.

Thanks for the cyber-flowers so many of you have sent!

Love,

Fiancee

with the pocket protector? :p

happousai (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2003 12:50 pm I wonder if there's any cases of people becoming nullified (without dying) as a result of peeing on an electric fence.

Most likely. If you let the current run through your penis long enough, the nerves get burnt out and it won't function ... I can think of less painfull ways to kill the nerves to your penis.

Dave

I never thought about peeing on an electric fence. I suppose that I had no imagination. :withstupi :withstupi

I seem to remember there being a 16 year old in one of the Russian States who pee-ed against a faulty electric fence... it's voltage was to high i think.

It burnt his penis very badly & it had to be amputated. But wasn't he the one who had a new one built and grafted on his arm?

Maybe i just dreamed it :p

No, I didnt dream it! Here is a link...

http://pub175.ezboard.com/fimockeryfrm1 ... =172.topic

or even

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_37 ... theadlines

Well, you guys are probably aroused by these storys, however, there was a sadly tragic incident in Merseyside (where I live!) a year ago:

A drunk urinated on a live railway track, and was electrocuted. So badly, in fact, he's dead.

oh well.

thefraj (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:33 am Well, you guys are probably aroused by these storys, however, there was a sadly tragic incident in Merseyside (where I live!) a year ago:

A drunk urinated on a live railway track, and was electrocuted. So badly, in fact, he's dead.

oh well.

Oh I remember he made the Dawin Awards

_g

Remember the movie "A Christmas Story" with Peter Billingsley?

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Remember the boy who stuck his tongue to the flag pole?!

on a really cold day-- but Paolo would need to set up a new web site.

When I was a kid we used to have miles of elect. fence to maitain. I used to check it with a blade of grass. Just get a green blade of grass about 6-8 inches long, wet you're fingers, hang onto the base and put the very tip of the blade on the wire, you probably wont feel anything at first, but just keep moving you're hand closer and you will feel the shock increasing. The grass acts as a resistor of sorts. I'm sure you can imagine where to hold the grass next. Ah the things you try as a kid. This is way way way less painfull than peeing on the fence. Plus you can controll it.

I'm a mostly city kid, but have spent my time on the farm, and yes I've peed on an electric fence - ONCE!

Not pleasant, not even remotely pleasant.

Even better, though was my good ol' friend Earl who I grew up with. When we were kids in high school I was helping him one day working on his 1937 Ford sedan flathead.

We were having a heck of a time getting that box of bolts to run smoothly. After working on it for hours we had just about decided to call it a day and do something that was hopefully more enjoyable.

The other kid that was there with us, Dave, said "Well piss on it! I'm outta here!

At that, earl jumped up on the front bumper, unzipped, andproceeded to do just that.

The reason I remember that day so well is the utterly amazing sound Earl made as he did a back flip off that bumper when he peed on one of the sparkplugs.

Other than getting the wind knocked out of him, some bruises from his ungraceful landing, and some burns inside his pecker he really didn't get off that badly.

He did end up getting a bit skittish when working on that Ford's engine though ...

Take care,

http://home.earthlink.net/~imagepool/tomsig02.gif

P.S. half the time when I scroll down to push the 'submit' button, as my eyes scan over the scrolling lines twixt here and there, my mind read's one of 'em as Disembowel Smilies in This Post - must be just me, though, eh? ...

T

A friend of mine who used to do tattooes tells the story of one tough young guy who got all sorts of tattoos in exchange for sex.

One day the little juvenile delinquent decided to run from the police through a subway yard and fell on the third rail. My forend tells me that tattoos survive electric burns.

I guess that means if you have a cock tattoo you can pee on an electric fence and the tattoo won't be harmed.

huh?

Dave

Well, I can truly say, You CAN pee on an electric fence and live. I did as a child about 4. I think I mentioned this in one of my posts. About as exciting as when, while putting circuit breakers on a breaker box (600 amp type box) and my had slipped and hit the bus bar in the middle. A rather tingly effect in the arm. Good thing I had rubber soled shoes on.