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Tanglog, have you noticed any difference in your stool since being neutered?

Any difference in regularity, size, texture, smell, etc.? I'm wondering how the hormones might affect such a thing, and since your name somehow evoked the notion to me, I thought I'd ask.

Don't be embarrassed, it's only a natural function.

And P.S., that's not why you have the clamp on your proboscus, is it?

Uhhh, HELLO?!

MUST we discuss this in public?!

Think we are expanding the scope of this site greatly. Think I will stay clear of this one. It may get to smell a little.

Well if nothing else, there's always a good hot soapy enema to clean things out/up!

Good Lord, it's only part of life! It's the first thing they teach nurses to deal with for cryin' out loud. Have you never changed your childs diaper nor discussed it's contents with a Doctor? And no, I don't mean Kimmel.

Hmmm why would being a eunuch affect one's bowel movents?

I don't have much to add, but this did make me giggle a little

balletkyle (imported) wrote: Wed May 16, 2007 10:41 am Hmmm why would being a eunuch affect one's bowel movents?

You tell me and then we'll both know!

awwww .... come on.

WTF does this question have to do with anything???!!!!

You sound mad. Are you really mad? Are you angry?

I don't know if joydivision_27 is angry, but I think his question is a good one.

Dang how dose one answer this I guess I realey cant.I guess if you were a doctor or a nurse it might be something that is taught in your schooling but for the like of me I realey dont care.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed May 16, 2007 10:13 am Good Lord, it's only part of life! It's the first thing they teach nurses to deal with for cryin' out loud.

many a true word spoken in jest!!...

actually, the first thing they taught us in college was how to smile sweetly! , the colour/consistency/texture/odour of sh*t was the second thing

No. My stool stands firm.

BTW: Tanglog == tangentlogic, != tangy log (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5798 ... ceycw5.gif).

Just to keep this none sense going I will share my experience after castration.

Think each and every movement is a new experience. Would hate to have to put up with shit a second time. Once is more then enough for me to handle.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm No. My stool stands firm.

BTW: Tanglog == tangentlogic, != tangy log (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5798 ... ceycw5.gif).

Thank you for your kind reply and funny cartoon.

There, that wasn't so painful now was it?

numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 3:21 am Thank you for your kind reply and funny cartoon.

There, that wasn't so painful now was it?

Depends... one might be constipated...

hahahahahahaha

f u n n y people....

kristoff wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 7:33 am Depends... one might be constipated...

You could always just fake it and throw a sausage in the toilet.

Constipated, huh? Hmmmmm, I keep losing my train of thought. Sorry, can't think of anything else to say.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 11:36 am You could always just fake it and throw a sausage in the toilet.

Constipated, huh? Hmmmmm, I keep losing my train of thought. Sorry, can't think of anything else to say.

Don't get me going on the Baby Ruth bars in the swimming pool, or the red food color in the hot tub with women..... What a waste of sausage...

..... What a waste of sausage...

Just cuttin' out the middleman is all.

heh... I remember one time when I was <10yrs old swimming at some university pool, I went to dive for one of those bricks and it turned out to be a sizable turd.

holey moley! to think I mop it up for a living?? and even i'm feeling queasy



If anyone out there would like a personal nurse btw, i'm available for hire

do you deal with psychiatric issues ?

kristoff wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 7:33 am Depends... one might be constipated...

Hmmmm, so just how much orange flavoured drink crystals would one have to injest to produce a tang Log....