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Ashleigh, back again, and it's so nice to see my name NOT spelled "Ash(leigh) the way Yoli insisted on spelling it. How did all that start? It's a short tale but not very interesting so we'll skip it.

I've just returned from a few days of being a road warrior princess, looking after BigGuy's ...

First: This is ASHLEIGH, not Yoli. I've logged in to update you all as to why Yoli has been absent from the board for some time.

Yoli is now Mrs. Lt. Col (Secret) and is happily rampaging through the shops of a city in Germany. Her new hubby commands a unit there.

She has asked me to apologize on ...

Well know I know,


finished breakfast,

It started with me cutting up some potatoes for hash browns which I added some chopped onion and bacon, I added some color with so fresh Cilantro. In another bowl I started the eggs, added chopped tomatoes. When this was all cooked it two pans I added the ...

Update (many months late.)

We DID beat Mizzou! (But we've lost three games here in the '09 season...by a total of FIVE FREAKIN' POINTS!

Ennyweigh, putting balls through the hole doesn't conjure up the image I have entertained once or twice. I'd prefer that the miscreant be made to slightly squat ...

Talula,

I wish you a speedy recovery and a new car.

Thanks be to Our Lord you made it through.

Yoli

Well, I prefer my people in olive oil, but to each his/her own.

Yoli

That perfectly sane (I swear!) girl in Texas.

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tugon (imported) wrote: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:41 am You of all good people should be free from lifes disasters for many years.

Unless Hurricane Yoli makes landfall.

Yoli

Category 5 and heading your way.

I need to change a bulb in the boat garage. I can hold the bulb while four of you turn the ladder...any volunteers?

Thanks in advance,

Yoli

Yoli here,

Y'day I had to make a run to the smaller ranch some distance southwest of SA in order to deliver some paperwork that Ash(leigh) had forgotten to send before she left town (coast.) The foreman needed it ASAP so a female friend from the office and I made our way through intermittent rain ...

Too bad they don't still hang people. A death woodie.



Arabbit,

The "condition" you refer to is often referred to as "Angel Lust".

Once upon a time one of the KiKaKo members sent me a link to some pictures of a man who was hanged in South America and he indeed had an erection even after death ...

That makes me wonder if somehow I could get a job waxing, shining and rubbing down a bass boat? And maybe some other parts?



Dev(ilish),

Bee-leeves me when I say you'd be better off not taking on the care and feeding of a high-perf. baZZZZZZboat.

If you've ever waxed a car or truck you know ...

Yoli here, enjoying the long-prayed-for rain.

Of "my" four castrated friends none were "done" as some sort of rebellious statement.

Barry T. Eunuch (friend and sex partner) was done for two reasons; To curb urges he had toward young boys and to satisfy his total bitch of a mother. (May she die in ...

sad thing about this,

this kid had no choice(on how things developed down below), and is being persecuted for how she was born, :(



Yoli here, to muddy the waters...

I don't see it as persecution because the rules ARE the rules and Caster's "condition" imparts an unfair advantage.

I feel ...

Hippie hollow is a great nude beach in Austin,TX.Ive seen a guy their with no penis.No one seemed to notice.Because it not about what you have hanging.Its about being nude.



Yoli here,

I've seen the "naturists" of Hippie Hollow close up (from the boat) and for every "attractively nude" person ...

Yoli here! You may remember me from such classic fairy tales as "The Princess And The PeePee"

How nice to know that someone else uses that name for a, well, peepee!

Thanks, Spanky.

Yoli

The Crazy Girl in San Antonio

Happy Birthday, Uncle Wolfie!

Now that you attained legal age, can we get married?

Love,

Yoli

All nekkid and awaiting your arrival.

E-Bay? Craigslist? The Hospital dumpster? Veterinarian? Refrigerator at a Chinese restaurant? The Dollar Store? Under the scaffold at the Tower of London?

Well, I'm only trying to help!

Yoli

A very naughty little girl

Bal,

The LAST thing I'd ever want is to be perusing this or any other "adult" site and hear. from behind me, "Wow! What are YOU looking at?"

While I've never used a public 'puter I have seen people using them in a library branch and there was no privacy whatsoever.

One of the members of a little ...

Curious girl - a kinky genetic female who likes castrated ladyboys, castrated men, wrote: OK, given that my only real experiences with a castrated person are those I've had with "my" Asian ladyboy, I cannot speak to what fun and games would be like with a castrated guy who was neither a ...

THE EA IS CLOSING! THE EA IS CLOSING!

(And the sky is falling too!)

Sincerely,

Chicken Little

You must never have visited Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis just outside Austin! It's a gay, nude beach and 100% legal. Warning signs are posted for those unaware of the local tradition of looking the other way! It's quite possible to see nude boaters there on and in the lake!



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Yoli here,

Now I understand why I could not reply to the most recent of Moi's PMs, which were pretty much a daily occurrence, though always welcome.

He had alluded to some disputes he was having with another member (also banned, I gather,) but I was never privy to any such.

I respect the ...

Hi Yoli,

How are you, darlin? Thank you, for the tip. How's the Texas weather? I've been meaning to reply to one of your posts re: Kinky Kastratrix Koven. However, I keep forgetting and then, I get busy again. lol But, one of these days, I promise. I've a question that, I've been meaning to ask ...

Hello there,


There is another reason many of us don't voice such fantasies, even on sites such as this. We tend to receive unsolicited private messages or requests to add someone to our instant messeger lists. I for one, constantly receive these messages from men. They range from the benign ...

Maybe I misread the earlier post, but isn't post #29 above, in contradiction to a post on an earlier thread, where the author recounted how she encountered a boatload of naked people on a lake in Texas, and one of the persons on the other boat was described as having his male organ swell up? Did ...