Measure Balls Accurately

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

For everyone who is in the process of shrinking their balls - I think this is the most accurate way to measure progress. Keep track of date and measurement size in order to chart your progress. This will show if you have reached a plateau or if you are still making headway.

Tape measures are too inconsistent a tool to use. The most accurate, reliable, and verifiable way is with a Circle Template. They have a series of holes with dimensions in either inches or millimeters. They are available from artist supply stores or architect drafting supply stores (on-line everywhere).

Simply gently squeeze each ball through the smallest circle it will comfortably fit through. Remember to keep a chart of date and size.

I will try to attach a jpeg image of a common Circle Template - Good Luck.

[bobbie (imported)]

For everyone who is in the process of shrinking their balls - I think this is the most accurate way to measure progress. Keep track of date and measurement size in order to chart your progress. This will show if you have reached a plateau or if you are still making headway.

Tape measures are too inconsistent a tool to use. The most accurate, reliable, and verifiable way is with a Circle Template. They have a series of holes with dimensions in either inches or millimeters. They are available from artist supply stores or architect drafting supply stores (on-line everywhere).

Simply gently squeeze each ball through the smallest circle it will comfortably fit through. Remember to keep a chart of date and size.

I will try to attach a jpeg image of a common Circle Template - Good Luck.

That is what I did when on the chems. Did it on the first and fifteenth. Also did use a tape measure.

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

Thanks for the feedback. Was the circle template more consistently accurate than a tape measure ?

[bobbie (imported)]

The results are not very accurate. The temperature has a great variable. When sack is warm it tends to be more loose and thinner. The way you move the ball through the circle template is another variable. The tape measure has the same problems as the circle template. You will get an idea of the change. Over time you should see a trend.

[moi621 (imported)]

volume of water displaced.

warming up first before any measurement

should allow for equal scrotal effects

measurement to measurement.

Good Luck

Moi

[bobbie (imported)]

volume of water displaced.

warming up first before any measurement

should allow for equal scrotal effects

measurement to measurement.

Good Luck

Moi

OH Cooked Balls!!!

[Phole (imported)]

I have this vague recollection of hearing that doctors have some balls that they use as a reference in measuring testicles. This probably isn't done anymore, but I do have a memory of something like that happening to me around the time I entered puberty. The doctor felt my balls and then held the measuring balls. I think he recorded the results in centimeters. This may have been the first time I heard the word centimeter. Maybe I dreampt it! Has anyone else heard of this measuring device?

[moi621 (imported)]

I have this vague recollection of hearing that doctors have some balls that they use as a reference in measuring testicles. This probably isn't done anymore, but I do have a memory of something like that happening to me around the time I entered puberty. The doctor felt my balls and then held the measuring balls. I think he recorded the results in centimeters. This may have been the first time I heard the word centimeter. Maybe I dreampt it! Has anyone else heard of this measuring device?

I vaguely remember seeing and holding a set of models representing different sized testicles for different aged males.

From what I have read, the question of how to measure -

volume displacement as mentioned above is an exact measurement that can be done at home.

Get warm so as to hang low before each measurement.

Fill to the brim, a 2 cup / 500 ml measuring cup with tepid water.

Place inside a large dry frying pan on a short stool.

Squat your package into the the water.

Rise and dry off well.

Measure water remaining in the 2 cup / 500 ml measuring cup although it was filled to the brim.

BTW 1 Tablespoon = 15 ml to get more exact starting measurement to the, brim - beyond 500 ml mark.

But, most importantly, measure the water displaced into the frying pan.

And thus one can monitor, changes of testicular volume.

Clean off all cookware thoroughly with hot soapy water.

Moi

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

I guess measuring volume is the most accurate way to determine how much ball you have. Since balls are not really true spheres the circle template will only measure the smallest diameter of each ball that will fit through the template. The orientation of the ball as it is gently squeezed through the template will determine the measurement you get. The smallest circle template hole you can get the ball through the better. This will probably give a pretty good idea of the trend in size changes as they shrink. If the measurements are graphed over time you will also see how much progress is being made.

[IbPervert (imported)]

I vaguely remember seeing and holding a set of models representing different sized testicles for different aged males.

From what I have read, the question of how to measure -

volume displacement as mentioned above is an exact measurement that can be done at home.

Get warm so as to hang low before each measurement.

Fill to the brim, a 2 cup / 500 ml measuring cup with tepid water.

Place inside a large dry frying pan on a short stool.

Squat your package into the the water.

Rise and dry off well.

Measure water remaining in the 2 cup / 500 ml measuring cup although it was filled to the brim.

BTW 1 Tablespoon = 15 ml to get more exact starting measurement to the, brim - beyond 500 ml mark.

But, most importantly, measure the water displaced into the frying pan.

And thus one can monitor, changes of testicular volume.

Clean off all cookware thoroughly with hot soapy water.

Moi

Its called orchidometer and hear is a write up (http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... 80419.html) it is a weird location for something like this but what the hay....

Out of curiosity is is possible to increase the size of ones nuts?

[bobbie (imported)]

Its called orchidometer and hear is a write up (http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... 80419.html) it is a weird location for something like this but what the hay....

Out of curiosity is is possible to increase the size of ones nuts?

Here is what the location write up has in it. The photo's would not copy.

Doctors use an orchidometer, which is nothing more than a string of oval beads of various sizes. With one hand they feel the size of your testicle (usually while they are also testing for hernias and retracting testicles -- when they tell you to turn your head and cough). With the other hand they feel the beads on the orchidometer in their pocket. The one that feels to be about the same size is then noted on your chart.

http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

orchidometer.jpgSince we don't have access to an orchidometer, the next best thing is to see a chart of sizes that are drawn to scale. That is what is presented in the Tanner Stage Calculator for Boys

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

TannerStage.htm). Since everyone's monitor render images at different sizes, there is a scale at the bottom. It should measure 1 inch or 2.5 centimeters. If the image doesn't match the correct size, you'll have to make some adjustments in your head.

One of the interesting things most people can do is put something between their fingers in one hand and they can open or close their fingers in the other hand to be roughly the same distance apart. Precision is not essential anyway for this measurement. So take on hand and feel the width of your testicle and with your other hand find the image that comes the closest to being about the same size. Then note the volume number under the image. That is roughly your testicle size.

To relate the size of your testicle to the Tanner stage of development:

Stage 1

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

Stage%201.htm): (childhood): 1 to 3 milliliters

Stage 2

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

Stage%202.htm): (early adolescence): 4 to 6 milliliters

Stage 3

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

Stage%203.htm): (mid adolescence): 7 to 16 milliliters

Stage 4

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

Stage%204.htm): (late adolescence): 12 to 24 milliliters

Stage 5

(http://lavistachurchofchrist.org/LVstud ... Lord/Boys/

Stage%205.htm): (adulthood): 16 to 27 milliliters

[IbPervert (imported)]

Hear is a link to the device mentioned earlier

Testicle Measurer Orchidometer (http://pedihealth.viidakko.fi/eng/produ ... g.php?c=11)

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

This warm water/overflow method is great. The amount of overfow (ball volume) can best be measured with a graduated cylinder (like they use in chemistry labs). I got consistent measurements of 110 cc's (same as ml's). - thanks

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

I finally got the metric circle template I ordered and found to my surprise that both balls after a hot water soak were, one at a time, able to fit through the 32 mm (1 1/4 inch) circle. I thought they would be larger but maybe they are about an average size. (???)