Happy Birthday Paolo!

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Happy Birthday Paolo!

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Happy Birthday to Paolo our one and only Dark Lord. I hope you have a great day surrounded by all your family be they biological, adopted or just lucky to know you. How do you give birthday spankings to a man with a lightsaber?

πŸ‘Œ

πŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈπŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈ

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I never realized icons like Paolo celebrated birthdays. In fact, I didn't realize they aged like we mere mortals. I mean, Paolo has to be way past my age.

In any case, Happy Birthday to the Dark Lord.

Do something unique...take a nun to bed.
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday. The rules are, you do not work on your birthday.. Your birthday is that extra holiday in each year. So take it easy today and enjoy yourself.
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! --FLO--
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climbing out from beneath the gutter just to prostrate myself on the ground in front of the Dark Lord and kissing his feet in humility as my present.πŸ‘πŸ‘‹
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Happy Birthday. Wish you the very best. Hope you will have many more.

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Happy Birthday M'Lord Darth Paolo!!! Many Evil returns!!

All the best!!

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Happy birthday, Paolo. May the Force be with you! :)

Fhunter.

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tugon (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:40 pm How do you give birthday spankings to a man with a lightsaber?
With a hilt :) ? You do not want to get burns anywhere, do you?
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bobbie (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:54 am Happy Birthday. Wish you the very best. Hope you will have many more.

🎢🎢

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

πŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈπŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈπŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈ

what HE said, and in addition I say...

Happy Birthday, my friend.
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πŸ‘πŸ‘‹πŸ‘πŸ‘‹πŸ€˜πŸ€’πŸŽΆ:balsmili eπŸŒˆπŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈHappy Birthday Paolo!
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happy birthday

hope your day was great
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🎢 🎢

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

PAOLO!

I hope that this is your best birthday ever, and that it's the precursor to many more, even happier, ones to come.

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Thanks, folks.

Means a lot to me.

But if you ever quote me on this or cite this thread, I'll pull it!

hehehe

j/k
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Paolo wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:11 am Thanks, folks.

Means a lot to me.

But if you ever quote me on this or cite this thread, I'll pull it!

hehehe

j/k

I temp the wrath of the Dark Lord...but I am just a lil ol sheepyyyyyyyyy the Dark Lord would never use the dark side agains't meeeeeee? would he? Happy Birthday.
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πŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈ

Very many happy returns!

Quillman UK
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πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈπŸŽ‚β˜ΊοΈGraet Lord and many more. Happy Brithday. Ernie[/SIZE]="Navy"]
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Happy Birthday my friend, I know what its like having a birthday this time of year, leftovers.

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Paolo Wishing you a Great Birthday
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Happy Birthday P
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Happy belated birthday Paolo.

Mac
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Hope you had a terrific birthday, Paolo, with many more to come!

Hugs,

Danya

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May the Farce be with you. - Dark Helmet πŸ˜„

P.S. did you ever see the commercial for Space Balls where they had these huge letters that spelled S P A C E

and this tiny door in one of the letters opens up and you see the tiny figure of mel brooks walk out with echoing foot steps. He turns looks up at the giant letters and says

Ver in da hell are my balls!!!
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