IT's Coming

[Riverwind (imported)]

ITS MACWOLF'S BIRTHDAY

It is official, he is now one year older then I am.

River

[nullorchis (imported)]

ITs coming. Maybe that means : IMPATIENT TESTICLES are finally coming.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

There was a time long long ago in a galaxy far far away when I first joined the EA, two of us celebrated our birthdays on September 4th, Antonia and myself

[Mac (imported)]

It's coming on Sept 4th,

River

It is now September 4th and so far nothing spectacular has happened.

[Dave (imported)]

But I"m all bubbly and cheery, like fine champagne with the news!

sparkly, tingly, chirpy, thrilled!

[Riverwind (imported)]

I know just how you feel Dave,

Mac is older then I am,

Mac is older then I am,

fa la la la fa la la

Macwolf is older then I am,

AGAIN,



River

[george2u2 (imported)]

I'm not older than dirt, but, I can remember when it was new and you could still eat it.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

For such an important thing like this, we should have put up some decorations, baked a cake, and a BIG BANNER or something saying:

WELCOME ITALIAN TRANSSEXUALS!

[seriously curious (imported)]

And to think I shaved my legs for this occaision. Isay bring on the Inuit and Italian Transexuals and lets party

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

For my birthday, I want an Italian post-op transsexual, preferably blonde with big tits

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

For my birthday, I want an Italian post-op transsexual, preferably blonde with big tits

Well, my own tastes go a little bit west of Italy, and pre-op, to the island of Mallorca, have a look at this:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachmen ... 1281255669

Camila from Mallorca would be welcome at my birthday party!

[seriously curious (imported)]

What no Inuit transexuals at the party just think of how warm you'd be at night......

[transward (imported)]

If all the I country transsexuals show up to be entertained by Mac, he had better lay in a stock of Viagra. He has to service hot Trans girls form Iceland, Indonesia, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, and Israel, as well as the ones from Italy.

He is going to be busy. Nice Birthday present.

Transward

[Riverwind (imported)]

lol, I think I liked this thread, it turned out better then I hoped.

River

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

If all the I country transsexuals show up to be entertained by Mac, he had better lay in a stock of Viagra. He has to service hot Trans girls form Iceland, Indonesia, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, and Israel, as well as the ones from Italy.

He is going to be busy. Nice Birthday present.

Transward

Hey, don't forget the "Inuit" transsexuals from Alaska.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Are they the ones that Sarah can see from her front porch?

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hey, don't forget the "Inuit" transsexuals from Alaska.

Why just the Inuit? Why not invite the Nootka, Tlinglit, Haida and the Yuroks

[kristoff]

Why just the Inuit? Why not invite the Nootka, Tlinglit, Haida and the Yuroks

But they're not ITs

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

I am not able to "cut and paste the text" to this link because it is a book preview, but here it is on the internet:

http://books.google.com/books?id=5CbRGV ... &q&f=false

If you cannot follow that link just put "Inuit Transsexuals" in the Google search and pick the result for "Biological Exuberance...."

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

I am not able to "cut and paste the text" to this link because it is a book preview, but here it is on the internet:

http://books.google.com/books?id=5CbRGV ... &q&f=false

If you cannot follow that link just put "Inuit Transsexuals" in the Google search and pick the result for "Biological Exuberance...."

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

Strangely, Transsexual Nazi Eskimos sounds like the lead-in to a joke. However, I can't seem to think of one at the moment.

[saywhat (imported)]

Ummm.............. It is now gone...................

[seriously curious (imported)]

There are only two IT'S in this world. Deacon Blues Itialian Transexuals who'll take the lead and my Inuit Transexuals will take the rear. Oops..... Er..... Well... I don't think that came out right. Anyways lets hear it for the IT Girls.D

[transward (imported)]

OK, I was joking around all along, about the Italian Transsexuals, then "IT" became "Inuit Transsexuals" and I guess I really have too much time on my hands because I put "Inuit Transsexuals" into a search... and OH MY GAWD there really are (or were) "Inuit Transsexuals!"

....

There is also a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo" group there... I guess it takes all kinds to make up this world of ours.

And to answer the next question BEFORE it even gets asked: Yes! Yes, I am absolutely sure that Sarah Palin is able to see these "Inuit Transsexuals" and the "Transsexual Nazi Eskimos" from her front porch.

The TS Nazi Eskimos might be a reference to "I Can't Watch This" by Weird Al Yankovic

Stop! prime time!

Im pretty sure Ill be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes woof woof woof and waves his fist in the air

Or those weird talk shows

About transsexual nazi eskimos

Theyre rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute lets flip down the dial

Transward