Happy birthday jesus

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hey there Jesus. It was so kind of you to call and check up on my today, I really appreciated it.

Well, according the EA facts and figures, you turned 69 today. I'll get there someday (I hope).

I know you're having company for dinner tonight and are going to cook a whale-sized salmon

I wish you a happy 69th.

Strangely, I had always thought Jesus' birthday was Christmas - silly me.

[Quillman (imported)]

Happy Birthday my good friend and here's to many more!!

Quillman UK

[transward (imported)]

To Jesus, one of the most intellegent and sane (mostly) posters here on EA. Happy Birthday. & raise a little hell as you stroll along as the old jazz tune has it. (Have you figured what you want to do when you grow up yet?)

Transward

[Peter47-NL (imported)]

Happy Birthday Jesus! I hope you will have a nice day. What would be the EA without your contributions! Thank you very much! :balsmilie

[BossTamsin (imported)]

Happy birthday, Jesus, hope it was a good one.

[Cainanite (imported)]

Happy Birthday.

Sorry I missed the thread earlier. I hope you had an awesome day.

[Caith721 (imported)]

I'm a day late, but want to wish you a happy birthday anyway.

Thank you for all your efforts for the Male-to-Eunuch community.

[Dave (imported)]

Large heaps of icing covered fattening cake with many candles for years to come

[fhunter]

I wish you a Happy Birthday!

I am a bit late with wishes for a good time, but I wish you to have many more such days to come.

[kristoff]

A belated birthday wish. When I saw the thread I was assuming someone was getting a head start on the next day's birthdays. Shows how much attention I've been paying that. Anyway, hope you went for dinner somewhere interesting, that you day was nice.

[tugon (imported)]

Happy Belated Birthday Jesus! I hope you had a great day.

[Paolo]

Happy Birthday! Hope the fish was good!

[Cainanite (imported)]

Happy Birthday! Hope the fish was good!

And the loaves...

...wait. I keep forgetting. It's not THAT Jesus.

On the up side, THAT Jesus would be awesome to invite to a party, you'd never run out of stuff.

"You Christ! We're running low on spinach dip over here. You wanna make with the divine zip-zap? Thanks, you're a trooper."

That being said, I hope THIS Jesus also had an awesome party.

[loveableleopardy (imported)]

Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the good you have done on/with the EA.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Happy Birthday Jesus, and thank you for all that you do for us.

River

[punkypink (imported)]

happy birthday!

[JesusA]

Thank you all. I had a great day with family.

In mid afternoon I got a phone call from a friend who is a professional fisherman at the port nearest our house. He had managed to catch only a single king salmon that day, but it was an especially nice one and he asked if I wanted it. My wife was cutting it up for dinner less than four hours after it was pulled from the sea. The family feasted on fresh salmon (both raw and BBQ-ed), together with a couple of bottles of nice wine. Much better than a cake!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Much better for thine waistline too - heh heh

[jemagirl (imported)]

Happy Birthday Jesus. It sounds like you had a great one.

Jema

[Arab Nights (imported)]

On this special day I hope you drink from a bottle of expensive California wine (on Paolo).

Have a good one.

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

At the request of Slammer, I am removing this post.

[Slammr (imported)]

Jesus was a man who died on a cross for everyones sins. He took the sin of the whole world on his body and died on a cross.. The use of the name Jesus is a mockery to everything christianity is all about.

Don't impose your religion on the rest of us. A hell of a lot of Latin men have the name 'Jesus.' What an inappropriate post. You don't gain any converts for your religion with this post. You are the epitome of what I dislike about certain Christians.

Please stick it up your ass.