Scrotum fun

[fredbutz (imported)]

So, I got this empty scrotum, and I'm looking to have some fun with it.

Really, any ideas that a doctor would actually do?

I'm not sure if I can have it removed -- and what reason I would need to have that done.

Or, I also considered some 1/2 to 3/4 ball bearings. I think the weight would be cool, but I'm not sure if they'll move up and get lost.

I have some 1 2/5 inch jingle bells I was going to take on my next cancer checkup for fun. But that would definately spoil any of the other two ideas.

Anyone do anything cool with theirs?

HUmm, maybe a cell phone.

[A-1 (imported)]

Maybe you should consider Ping Pong Balls.

Or, rubber handballs... ever heard of "superballs"? They were a rubber ball made by WHAM-O

What about "neuticles"?

There was a young fellow named Cass,

Whose bollocks were made out of brass,

When they banged together

They played "Stormy Weather",

And lightning shot out of his ass.

[littletits (imported)]

Slow own. Do not put any metal objects in you scrotum unless they are titanium and medically approaved. Ball bearings are usually steel with chromium and you will quickly have problems and will probably have to have further surgery. You can appear to be a man to any casual obserers if you put in neuticles but you will still be a eunuch 100%. Left alone it will shrink a lot and not be very noticeable. Once mine had lost its contents it has stayed empty since and I am appproaching the sixth aniversery of losing my balls.

[Cainanite (imported)]

I've often thought about that. For me, the scrotum isn't much use. Mine still contains my useless little nuggets, but I could do without.

There doesn't seem to be much fun to be had with my scrotum. No useful sensations to speak of. During a hot day, it sticks to my leg, and can be a real pain to deal with.

I've experimented with what it would be like, if the annoying bag were gone. I pushed the nuggets up into my body, and tied a cord around the loose material. The cord pulled the scrotum together, and away from between my legs. I didn't really feel my testicles up inside my body. What I did notice was an immediate sense of relief in my groinal area. It was a sensation like, "That's how it is supposed to feel!" It was like having a planters wart removed. That alien bit of flesh was suddenly removed from my body. I felt more energetic, and relaxed, even if the cord wasn't the most comfortable, cinched tight like it was.

If I could find a way to wear that cord all the time, without bodily risk, I probably would. If I ever do get properly castrated, I know the scrotum will have to go too. I have no idea how to accomplish that little feat, though.

I suppose, if you could arrange to have a pair of those small meditation balls inserted, (provided they were in a medically sealed membrane) it could be fun. You could clang them together and be rewarded with a soothing hum. It might be fun for any partners you might have. Of course jogging or walking, the constant noise might get distracting.

Do they still make those silicon/rubber balls that light up when you bounce them? They might be good too.

I don't really recommend any of this stuff. I'm just playing with your idea.

Maybe get a tattoo of a butterfly done on the loose skin. Then you can spread it out to reveal the wings. You can go back and forth describing, "Butterfly. Caterpillar. Butterfly. Caterpillar." or "Hey kid. Wanna see my pet butterfly?"

Okay, not that last one.

[Dave (imported)]

I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

[raymar2020 (imported)]

Fred,

If the sctoum is empty , you should have little trouble getting insurance to pay for its removal. It is simply a matter of coding on the part of the doctor. If it causes you discomfort, ie, it gets a rash in warm weather, gets tangled in clothes, etc.

Be aware that it is not so simple a job as you would think. There are two inner sacks in the scrotum, one for each tesicle. In castration they tend to be left there. There is also a central dividing waall that keeps the two inner sacks from getting tangled. Usually they also remove a small bit of muscle in the groin that helps make the scrotum tighten up when needed.

That being said , all those things are also a consideration if you plan to install something in the scrotum.testicular implants are usually placed inside the inner sacks, unless those were removed with the testicles.

Being one that has had it removed, I wholeheartedly recommend it. It feels wonderful not having it. Mine was never big, but was NOT something I liked the look or feel of. Another plus is that it not being there tends to make the other part look a but larger.

And this to cainanite, I have seen many of your posts, and you certainly are a perfect example of someone who shoul;d really have the testicles removed. If your current GP/urologist are not willing to do that, seek another. based on your history, they are a risk. Once that step is accomplished, scrotoplasty is not that hard to accomplish.

Raymar

[Cainanite (imported)]

And this to cainanite, I have seen many of your posts, and you certainly are a perfect example of someone who shoul;d really have the testicles removed. If your current GP/urologist are not willing to do that, seek another. based on your history, they are a risk. Once that step is accomplished, scrotoplasty is not that hard to accomplish.

Raymar

Thanks for the advice. My doctor was a bit concerned about the risk I might have for cancer from my damaged bits. But there is no family history. He did a lot of blood work over a hefty period of time. Other than low testosterone, he doesn't think I am at any current risk of developing anything from keeping what I have. I had to have a few awkward conversations to pry that little bit of info out of him. I was confused as to why he wanted so many tests of my blood, once we had already established that I have low T. He was concerned about the possibility of cancer.

He mentioned that he would be willing to prescribe hormone replacement for me, and warned that if I did start on it, A) I'd be on it the rest of my life (expensive for me) and B) that going on hormones would probably shut my testicles down completely and would definitely put me at a risk for cancer.

As they are currently producing enough T to stave off bone density issues, and I am happy with my level of sexuality, I chose not to do anything right now. If and when they cease to function, or I start experiencing hot flashes again, I may have to reconsider my options.

I'll tell you honestly, I'm a coward. I don't want to make a huge change if I don't have to. I'm worried about what a complete lack of hormones would do to me, and I am worried about what hormone replacement would do to me. I know I could eventually find a balance that would work, but I'm a big chicken.

Also, I've only really understood what is going on with my body for the last year and a bit. I'm still processing. Still weighing my options. There have been enough people around here to recommend patience and to try and figure out your own wants and needs, before doing anything drastic. I'm taking that to heart.

The more I deal with it, and hang around here though, the more I know what you are telling me is true. I may eventually have to take the plunge. I'm sure I'd be a happier, and more comfortable me when I do it. Until then, I am satisfied with the fantasy.

Your advice about getting a scrotoplasty is good advice though. It will be the method I pursue, if or when the time comes.

[Eddie (imported)]

I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

Dave, reading your post about the penile implants is the reason I'm a Eunuch and on this website. There are a lot of horror stories about them online. The two video clips I have included below will show how they destroy the erectal tissue to install the implant cylinders. The pump is install in the scrotum and thats were my problems started with infections and body rejections. I chose castration hoping to save the implant which worked for a while. Then I started have problems with the implant hurting, so I made the decision to have it removed. You are very right about it looking like a noodle after the implant was removed. I contacted Dr. Kimmel in 2003 about removing my scrotum and how my penis looked. He removed the outer skin and sutured the head to my body. Standing my penis is about 1.5 inches long and the youngest looking thing on my body, LOL. I'm a believer that things happen for a reason and me becoming a Euncuh is one of them. Leaving me to contrate on more important things.

[fredbutz (imported)]

Wow, lots I didn't think about.

I really see no need for my scrotum. I do believe those sacks are there because the testicles where removed from higher up. The cancer one was removed from my beltline. They took out all the plumping. The other one came out several times before it was left off. And it came out to the right of the upper penis.

It does itch some in the summer from sweat, or possible jock itch. It looks messed up. It is like have a big skin tag begging to be removed.

So, if I go to the urologist and complain of the jock itch would it be uncommon?

[nullorchis (imported)]

I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

It would seem to me, but then I have no experience with this, is that a medical vacuum pump system to obtain a large erection would be a better alternative than any kind of implant. They are on YouTube video. Put a soft constricting ring around the base of the penis, attach the automatic or manual operated vacuum pump, evacuate the air from the tube, penis gets large and hard, remove tube, penis stays large and hard, and then do with it what you will, or to whatever degree it will co operate.

No drugs, no side effects, no implants, no surgery. And you can make it last about a half an hour, remove the ring, let a fresh supply of blood circulate for awhile, and do it again. Not that it is going to make your flacid penis any bigger, but the pumpers work. If you are over 65, even Medicare will help pay for them. Works whether you have balls or not.

[Paolo]

Jock itch is normally caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot. It's no cause for alarm, and easily treated. However, spraying something like Tinactin on your crotch isn't a lot of fun. One reason I don't wear underwear in hot weather.

[Dave (imported)]

It would seem to me, but then I have no experience with this, is that a medical vacuum pump system to obtain a large erection would be a better alternative than any kind of implant. They are on YouTube video. Put a soft constricting ring around the base of the penis, attach the automatic or manual operated vacuum pump, evacuate the air from the tube, penis gets large and hard, remove tube, penis stays large and hard, and then do with it what you will, or to whatever degree it will co operate.

No drugs, no side effects, no implants, no surgery. And you can make it last about a half an hour, remove the ring, let a fresh supply of blood circulate for awhile, and do it again. Not that it is going to make your flacid penis any bigger, but the pumpers work. If you are over 65, even Medicare will help pay for them. Works whether you have balls or not.

Apparently this fellow did want erections and more than once I walked into his house when he had a naked gal in his bed.

I have no problem with my penis.

[humanbean (imported)]

wonder if they make ben wa balls in titanium...

[fredbutz (imported)]

haha, I've wondered the same thing.

I'd like either some weight, or remove. When I walk the sack gets sucked up between my thighs.

I sort of like the idea of going through the airport scanner with some titanium balls.

But I suppose the delays would get tiresome after a few times.

[Dave (imported)]

There's an article down in the Jokes and Media forum about the TSA groping in disbelief the man with the largest penis in the world.

http://www.eunuch.org/forums/showthread ... edition%29

I suggest that you do nothing to "disturb" TSA. They are verily easily confused and they get jumpy and twitchy with anything remotely unusual.

A very real friend of mine has a metal shoulder and carries doctors certificates.

Artificial knees and hips cause delays and wandings and pat downs too.

Please spare those poor souls in TSA and don't insert metal balls in your scrotum.

It's fun to think about but TSA gets goofy over so little, just smile when you pass through the metal detectors and not anything else.

[Hardball (imported)]

So, I got this empty scrotum, and I'm looking to have some fun with it.

Really, any ideas that a doctor would actually do?

I'm not sure if I can have it removed -- and what reason I would need to have that done.

Or, I also considered some 1/2 to 3/4 ball bearings. I think the weight would be cool, but I'm not sure if they'll move up and get lost.

I have some 1 2/5 inch jingle bells I was going to take on my next cancer checkup for fun. But that would definately spoil any of the other two ideas.

Anyone do anything cool with theirs?

HUmm, maybe a cell phone.

Have a breast implant installed, that would shake up TSA, and probably feel good. What is round, soft, and warm? Tribbles.

[Paolo]

And the 10 year old thread gets a necro-bump.

Let's have fun with it, folks!



Of course, the most well-known thing to do, I'd think, would be a scrotal inflation - filling the empty scrotum with sterile saline, most likely.

And NO, we don't recommend that, either!

[Valery_V (imported)]

And the 10 year old thread gets a necro-bump.

Let's have fun with it, folks!



Of course, the most well-known thing to do, I'd think, would be a scrotal inflation - filling the empty scrotum with sterile saline, most likely.

And NO, we don't recommend that, either!

I have no idea why the "Laughing Gas" inflation is done, ie. nitrous oxide...

If you don't believe me, you can see what it looks like:

File:N2O Inflation.webm

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... ation.webm

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Sorry, this is funny to me.

(Though it's probably some sort of medical procedure.)

[Losethem (imported)]

That is a bit amusing. It's like watching one of those frogs the "inflates" when it get scared or feels it is in some sort of harm, only in this instance is a set of cock and balls.

[WheelyCurious]

I wonder if he would make funny noises and get randomly rocketed around the room if he undid the bow at the base???

Slightly more seriously, considering that from my understanding the inside of the scrotum would be an absorbing surface like the inside of the intestines, and that N20 is a pain killer and mind altering med, it probably gave the dude a massive high that will last a long time until he either vents or his body absorbs it all... (and NO, I DON'T recommend it as a technique...)

[Andalusian (imported)]

I have no idea why the "Laughing Gas" inflation is done, ie. nitrous oxide...

If you don't believe me, you can see what it looks like:

File:N2O Inflation.webm

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... ation.webm

* * *

Sorry, this is funny to me.

(Though it's probably some sort of medical procedure.)

I have soooo many questions...

Why on earth would you upload that to Wikimedia??

Although now that I think about it, we can see how it's done because it got uploaded for free to get archived

I guess this is more of a temporal thing isn't it? Still, in my opinion inserting gas inside of your body just seem extremely dangerous compared to inserting some liquide like saline solution, to the point of it just not being worth it. But I can't and won't judge anyone for what they do with their bodies.

And I must admit that it seems really funny (Maybe that's why the call it laughing gas?)

[grapesoda19 (imported)]

Of course it's Wikipedia. I get blocked and this person (the owner of the penis/testicles in the video) is an editor in good standing. Makes perfect sense.

[Andalusian (imported)]

Of course it's Wikipedia.

I don't wanna be the devil's advocate here, but it's not really Wikipedia. It's its mother site which hosts photo and video files, and some other similar resources.

I get blocked and this person (the owner of the penis/testicles in the video) is an editor in good standing. Makes perfect sense.

What happened? You got blocked after uploading something like that to Wikipedia?

this person is an editor in good standing

Also, not really. Checked their account both in Wikimedia and Wikipedia and the only activities recorded were uploading three photos of inflated strota and the forementioned video (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Spec ... ons/Abetoo), which were also added to their respective Wikimedia category which apparently exists (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cate ... _inflation) (lmao), and make various contributions to the Scrotal inflation article at Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:C ... ons/Abetoo), which hold still to this day and are basically the whole body of it.

But after doing this between the 15th and 19th of December 2013 our scrotal friend Abetoo disappeared from the internet.

[Losethem (imported)]

Of course it's Wikipedia. I get blocked and this person (the owner of the penis/testicles in the video) is an editor in good standing. Makes perfect sense.

What are you trying to edit there?

I had a specific area there I edited heavily once, but did my best to back up my information and provide photo documentation of the subject, etc. IE stuff which would be accurate and factual to the situation, and expand on the knowledge of the subject of the page. I stopped editing on that particular page several years ago, but most of what I put there is still present.

[Andalusian (imported)]

I had a specific area there I edited heavily once, but did my best to back up my information and provide photo documentation of the subject, etc. IE stuff which would be accurate and factual to the situation, and expand on the knowledge of the subject of the page. I stopped editing on that particular page several years ago, but most of what I put there is still present.

I'm overcome with curiosity. What article was it?

I myself have been frequently editing Wikipedia here and there for these last couple years, even participating on some heated discussions like when they had to actualize Elliot Page's page and some editors were obsessed that deadnaming him on the first paragraph was actually really really necessary guys!!



I think that between the Spanish, English and Catalan versions and maybe some more I may have around 600 editions and contributions. I really like the Wiki Project and helping to expand knowledge!