The real purpose of the Eunuch archive

For castration-related posts that just don’t seem to fit anywhere else.
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The real purpose of the Eunuch archive

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We are time travelers. I am and in the future we need big tall strong men. We are under attack by aliens and it is the only thing that will save us. Encourage that.
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tazzadar (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:37 pm We are time travelers. I am and in the future we need big tall strong men. We are under attack by aliens and it is the only thing that will save us. Encourage that.

Bring the aliens back with you and we can show what a group of pissed off eunuchs can do.
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Actually, the initial purpose was a fiction archive, and to bring together those online with an interest in castration related topics of all sorts.

However, I have to wonder if there ARE any aliens here. I have my suspicions.
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Aren't they fighting about aliens right now in Congress?
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nonconsensual (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:45 am Aren't they fighting about aliens right now in Congress?

Oh I hope they have immigration solved by the future.
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tazzadar (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:37 pm We are time travelers. I am and in the future we need big tall strong men. We are under attack by aliens and it is the only thing that will save us. Encourage that.

Surely you've taken as a prisoner of war one of those aliens that's been attacking? Please bring them with you and get them in our antiquated media so we can believe you. And whatever you do, don't tell us you're from or going to New Jersey.

--LT
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Aliens? Who said anything about aliens? Why is everyone looking at me?

I absolutely deny these specious accusations. And, let me state once and for all, we are not, I repeat NOT building a Death Star on the far side of the Moon... I mean they!... The aliens... Not me. There are no aliens.

Riiight then... Go about your business. Nothing to see here. Move along.

No aliens here.
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Heheh. Honest and true. I don't remember who asked but just before the first MOM someone asked what we should do if folks got a bit out of hand and the sheriff came. My response was "Pity the sheriff. He has no clue how to deal with a bunch of seriously pissed off eunuchs". heheheh
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That first MoM, people were worried the weirdo's would come out. Worried there would be castration demostrations, poeple running around naked. And what happened, oh a bunch of old men got together and found common interests to talk about and laugh. Everyone had a good time. And all the MoM's since then have been the same. We all had a good time.
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OneBallBoi (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:21 pm That first MoM, people were worried the weirdo's would come out. Worried there would be castration demostrations, poeple running around naked. And what happened, oh a bunch of old men got together and found common interests to talk about and laugh. Everyone had a good time. And all the MoM's since then have been the same. We all had a good time.

'cept, I ain't an old fart - just middle aged.
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Nothing untoward or unsavory has ever happened at a MOM.

Unfortunately...
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OneBallBoi (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:21 pm That first MoM, people were worried the weirdo's would come out. Worried there would be castration demostrations, poeple running around naked. And what happened, oh a bunch of old men got together and found common interests to talk about and laugh. Everyone had a good time. And all the MoM's since then have been the same. We all had a good time.

I wouldn't mind nudity so long as it was the nudist style and not the sexual variety. IE, the nudity was just because people like being nude, not to have sex. It's one of the reasons I put together a sort of MoM (though not exclusively EA members) and held a little meeting in the desert a few months back. ;)

--LT
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I hope the outside plumbing aliens, with or without nuts, like to play with outside plumbing earthlings, with or without nuts. :-)
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Ok, I take all that back. I was drunk. The point is having sexy time :)
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