Happy Birthday River.

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Happy Birthday River.

Post by moi621 (imported) »

I am NOT going to look up River's exact birthday.

I know his Birthday by season and this is it.

What's a few days this way or that, eh?

Happy Birthday Riverwind. Really. :D

Moi ๐Ÿšฌ
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Indeed, Many Happy Returns for whenever. I think I might start having my birthday every 5 years from now on!!
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And you thought we forgot. Happy happy!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Happy Birthday to someone that is older than me.. And I thought that was impossible. Sit back, eat your favorite meals, enjoy your favorite music and take it easy my friend.
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Happy birthday, Old Man!!!
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The Season of River's Birthday.

Y'see I am a child of the Summer Solstice and all the good things light represents.

And River?

Around the time of my half birthday. Go figure. The opposite of light and all those good things is . . .

And that is how I remember River's birthday season.

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And still remembers

River's Birthday season.
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Happy birthday, Old Man!!!

LOL your not the first one today to tell me that, several of my sons said the same thing.

Thank you one and all.

River
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Happy Birthday River
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Thank gawd the old buzzard finally caught up with me. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas my brother
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:27 pm Thank gawd the old buzzard finally caught up with me. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas my brother

You know I almost posted yesterday that you were still a year older then me.

Thanks my brother.

River
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I was trying to come up with something snappy about old farts, but then I had to acknowledge that I was one too. Happy Birthday ancient one
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Happy birthday, Riverwind!

I wish you have many more birthdays :)
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Happy Birthday and shame on you for being born in the Yuletide time when the money cannot focus on gifts for you!
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Happy Birthday and many more.
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I liked how he was using that Christmas time zone thing in the other thread as an excuse...๐Ÿ˜„
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Riverwind's children will one day get him the best Nursing Home that Medicare can provide. So he has to be nice to his kids n o matter what.
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --FLO--
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Thank you one and all, to the ones who are MUCH older then I (we know who you are Mackie) and to those that are catching up with me thank you.

River
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๐ŸŽ‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜Šheadphone River and many more. ๐Ÿ˜„Ernie
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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:51 am Thank you one and all, to the ones who are MUCH older then I (we know who you are Mackie) and to those that are catching up with me thank you.

River

Me? What about those guys way older than me: Jesus, UncleFlo and Tal - lol
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The unwritten verse of "12 Days of Christmas" : 13 Geezers Arguing
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Paolo wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:55 pm The unwritten verse of "12 Days of Christmas" : 13 Geezers Arguing

Orchestrated by Mackie
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Bitch at the bar tonight said I should write a history of the gay scene in Minneapolis. 50 years I couldn't cover; but 40 I could - and I'd do it while spanking her 20 year old ass. Damn bitch, disrespecting her elders.... He is cute though.
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:51 pm Me? What about those guys way older than me: Jesus, UncleFlo and Tal - lol

NO NO NO just because they have logged a couple more physical years does not mean that they are older, Old is a relative term like gravity and the laws that cover it, just as Jack Benny was 39 you are way over the hill.

and

I am much younger then you.

River
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Happy Birthday! -and many more!
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