Don't Happy Birthday Riverwind !

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Don't Happy Birthday Riverwind !

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What happened to EA Birthday greetings? I do not know.

With all annual prompting <sniff> <sniff>

River DEAR would not extend via EA, Birthday greetings to <sniff> Moi.

And no starting your own b'day thread 🙄

Mine is the Summer Solstice, a Child of Light and all things Good.

River, Riverwind, RiverLava, DEAR's birthday is no longer listed in the membership rosters.

No One Knows Better Than A Child of Light, the Antithesis. The Darkness is his Birthday Time.

Even if it is only ten minutes darker in Hawai'i this time of year.

Whatever happened to E.A. Birthday Threads and . . . . . River too. 💋

Moi 🚬
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Are you sure you aren't confusing River with Jesus? Friday or something...not really sure I celebrated Hanukkah :)
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Sorry, I don't look at whose birthday it is on the list!

🎶

That said, happy birthday. Sure beats the alternative!🚽
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The birthday greetings got shut down. We kept getting spam complaints via our server host.
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Where Oh Where is River?

🤷

Is their truth to the rumor? 😲

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Can I trust Moi? Should I wish River a happy bday? Oh, why the heck not. Happy Birthday, River!
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At our age the Viking funeral dirge is more appropriate.
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Happy whatever day it is!!!! --FLO--
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Seems to me it is today. Happy birthday Riverwind.
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Happy Birthday River!
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Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, all into one. Hope you have the very best of holidays.
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Happy birthday River
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HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo
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Happy Birthday Riverwind.

With best wishes from this side of the pond :)
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2015 3:21 pm HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo

I am convinced that one of you two measures in dog years.
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Where's River?

Hasn't Anyone Else Noticed,

River ain't here!

He has been absent, AWOL these last days.

We should accept the rumors, methinks.

Regardless - Happiest X-Mas Day to One and All

May the force bless us this next annum.

I do not claim River would wish it like that.

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Rumor Central

We clear rumors before they start 😄
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River is still missing

We can only assume the worst

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Inform the RCMP, specifically Captain Sphincter of the Smegma patrol.

I hear that he is good at sniffing out missing persons.
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River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:02 am River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.

Or we can assume the worst.
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RiverLava DEAR

is still AWOL

We can only assume the worst.

Hey EA Central, have you no news or lost contact when Riv (to his friends) left the EA :hearthrobLand

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moi621 (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:45 am RiverLava DEAR

is still AWOL

We can only assume the worst.

Hey EA Central, have you no news or lost contact when Riv (to his friends) left the EA :hearthrobLand

Moi 🚬

We have had no contact with River. He lives in a fairly remote area. I am not sure what his phone or web links are. We're wondering about him, too.
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River is doing well. He is in the process of buying a house in Hawaii and very busy. I get an email from him every day or two.
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JesusA wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:43 am River is doing well. He is in the process of buying a house in Hawaii and very busy. I get an email from him every day or two.

Who y'gonna believe?

Kristoff who hasn't heard nada

or an unsubstantiated upload from "Jesus".

I choose to believe the worst.

I have known several military retirees who developed 2 or 3 independent malignancies.

Gutted, radiated to glow in the dark, blood toxins that could rival Love Canal or, Just House Hunting.

Time will tell.

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House buying.

Take that as confirmed and leave it be.
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