Self Castration (pain + safety)

selfie319 (imported) · Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:37 am

Hi there, I'm new to these forums.

I shot off my penis and had a testicle removed under anesthesia when I was brought to the ER. I'm looking to remove my other testicle in the safest and most pain free way.

What are some methods of self castration that are somewhat painless and highly successful?

Thank you for your time.

Losethem (imported) · Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:59 pm

Don't.

But if you insist, a rusty spoon is as good as a shotgun.

kristoff · Post by **kristoff** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:17 pm

hit the remaining nut with a dose or two of calcium chloride. After it shrinks up, go back and claim collateral damage. Ask for removal in case anything "goes bad."

Scuba Cuba (imported) · Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:23 pm

I've tried it Selfie but too much excruciating pain to do so

TopManFL (imported) · Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:34 pm

You didn't say if you shot off your dick on purpose. but, assuming you did. Don't do that again. You could shoot off a foot or a leg. The best way is to find a doctor willing to treat your constant libido with no way to satisfy your lust. Doctors are human, it can't be that hard to find a sympathetic one.

nutless1 (imported) · Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:22 am

This is sound advice, as I am actively pursuing this method, and it is progressing well without hinderance or obstacle from my urologist.

kristoff wrote: Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:17 pm hit the remaining nut with a dose or two of calcium chloride. After it shrinks up, go back and claim collateral damage. Ask for removal in case anything "goes bad."

selfie319 (imported) · Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:54 am

I'd prefer something that could be done without any need for extra help from a Doctor. And I did shoot my penis off intentionally.

selfie319 (imported) · Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:57 pm

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:59 pm Don't.

But if you insist, a rusty spoon is as good as a shotgun.

I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.

Losethem (imported) · Post by **Losethem (imported)** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:45 am

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:57 pm I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.

Enjoy your trip to the ER and/or possible death.

Ernie of Maine (imported) · Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:38 pm

What did you use?

You were very foolish to do that!

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:57 pm I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.

selfie319 (imported) · Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:37 pm

Ernie of Maine (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:38 pm What did you use? You were very foolish to do that!

I used a .38 special revolver to shoot my penis off and finished it with a knife. I ended up at the ER and the bullets accidentally strafed my left testicle.

Can you really die from a self castration attempt?

sparkey49 (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:36 am

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:37 pm I used a .38 special revolver to shoot my penis off and finished it with a knife. I ended up at the ER and the bullets accidentally strafed my left testicle.

Can you really die from a self castration attempt?

YES YOU CAN DIE! There is a lot of blood there and you could bleed to death very quickly! Sounds like you were already very lucky once don't push your luck as you might not be so lucky next time!

selfie319 (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:05 am

sparkey49 (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:36 am YES YOU CAN DIE! There is a lot of blood there and you could bleed to death very quickly! Sounds like you were already very lucky once don't push your luck as you might not be so lucky next time!

And there's no blood free way besides the burdizzo which is apparently a horrible way to castrate a human? Does injecting your testicle hurt?

ambiguous (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:04 am

Se a shrink.

Tell the consultant that you shot at your junk and want to finish the job off.

This should put on all sorts of warning lights on.

Hopefully this will lead to a note to authorize surgery.

selfie319 (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:23 am

ambiguous (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:04 am Se a shrink.

Tell the consultant that you shot at your junk and want to finish the job off.

This should put on all sorts of warning lights on.

Hopefully this will lead to a note to authorize surgery.

I'd do it myself if the failure rate wasn't so high. With a burdizzo or just bitching out and calling 911 on myself.

SplitDik (imported) · Post by **SplitDik (imported)** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:25 am

This is kinda a ridiculous thread. Someone claiming to have shot off his penis is asking how to proceed safely and painlessly...doesn't seem like that safety or painlessness is really his priority, especially since he's suggesting to shoot off another testicle. There is no painless way to get castrated, even proper surgical castration can have a lot of post-surgery discomfort. But there are relatively safe ways. Foremost, just go to Dr. Arnkoff. Secondly use ferrous sulphate or calcium chloride injection. Really not many other safe choices after that...

sparkey49 (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:59 am

SplitDik (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:25 am This is kinda a ridiculous thread. Someone claiming to have shot off his penis is asking how to proceed safely and painlessly...doesn't seem like that safety or painlessness is really his priority, especially since he's suggesting to shoot off another testicle. There is no painless way to get castrated, even proper surgical castration can have a lot of post-surgery discomfort. But there are relatively safe ways. Foremost, just go to Dr. Arnkoff. Secondly use ferrous sulphate or calcium chloride injection. Really not many other safe choices after that...

I don't know what to believe here except I don't think there is a real desire for serious advice like a few other threads that have been here recently! There are enough proven methods here if one wants to truly educate oneself like the Calcium Chloride which I can attest to working but the idea of wanting no pain after what was supposedly done is laughable!

nuderthannude (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:05 pm

If you actually shot off your penis and cut the remainder off with a knife you're no stranger to blood loss. You should already know what to expect with cutting off your remaining testicle. How did you manage to make it through the first episode?

selfie319 (imported) · Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:51 pm

nuderthannude (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:05 pm If you actually shot off your penis and cut the remainder off with a knife you're no stranger to blood loss. You should already know what to expect with cutting off your remaining testicle. How did you manage to make it through the first episode?

To be honest I don't really know. Something just came over me and I managed to make it through. It wasn't without difficulty though. I freaked out immediately after and called 911 on myself while compressing the wound and not looking at it.

Prismatic (imported) · Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:42 pm

SplitDik (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:25 am Secondly use ferrous sulphate or calcium chloride injection. Really not many other safe choices after that...

The thread seems really unbelievable but do you have more information on ferrous sulphate injection? I've seen you mention it a couple times but don't see a thread related to it like I do for the calcium chloride. Could you point me in the right direction to find out more? I'm highly curious.

selfie319 (imported) · Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:21 pm

I've decided to do it myself and go the handgun route since it worked on my penis. I'll try to take a video for everyone and post it here.

Paolo · Post by **Paolo** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:22 am

For what it's worth, please don't... harm yourself, that is.

But if you do, you'll have to host the video elsewhere, and share the link.

selfie319 (imported) · Mon Jan 02, 2017 2:27 am

Paolo wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:22 am For what it's worth, please don't... harm yourself, that is.

But if you do, you'll have to host the video elsewhere, and share the link.

I understand.

tjstill (imported) · Post by **tjstill (imported)** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:16 am

Like many here I don't know if you are full of bullshit or not but shooting is a very bad idea. Don't do it under any circumstances. Don't ever say no one told you not to shoot your self, categorically don't do it! I Hope this is coming over strong enough to you. It is not advice or an opinion I am giving it is much more serious than that. It is a statement aimed at you with intent to stop you if you consider it. Advice suggest too much complacency and even some indecision about the best course of action. There is no room to misinterpret what I am saying. Do not shoot yourself you may die!

selfie319 (imported) · Mon Jan 02, 2017 4:21 am

tjstill (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:16 am Like many here I don't know if you are full of bullshit or not but shooting is a very bad idea. Don't do it under any circumstances. Don't ever say no one told you not to shoot your self, categorically don't do it! I Hope this is coming over strong enough to you. It is not advice or an opinion I am giving it is much more serious than that. It is a statement aimed at you with intent to stop you if you consider it. Advice suggest too much complacency and even some indecision about the best course of action. There is no room to misinterpret what I am saying. Do not shoot yourself you may die!

Do you think using a scalpel is safer overall rather than having to shoot my entire scrotum?

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