Brocolli Anyone?

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numnuts (imported)
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I eat a lot of brocolli and keep those thick rubber bands that come from bunching them together. I was never into the idea of castration play that way, even though I have read about the 'real' castration bands on this forum.

But after thinking about it for some time, I thought it might be fun to play around with those rubber bands like I've read about some guys doing with the other ones. So I started going through all the archives here on banding.

I haven't been able to find any information on anyone using the bigger brocolli bands, and was wondering if anyone here has used them and/or might have some advice on trying them out. 👌
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"I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it"🙄
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broccoli gives me gas... Bad gas...

oh, wait, wait, wait - my gas problems don't belong in this forum..

BTW - gumbands are used for a near castration in the movie "fight club"
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Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:15 am broccoli gives me gas... Bad gas...

So like, you're implying that there's GOOD gas!?

You Guys! 🍑👋
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The bands you mention are far less powerful than castration bands. They do provide the same sort of pain and so are seldom left on for long. I suppose that the same warnings apply. I've never heard of a successful castration by this method but it's not an unusual way to play. All the usual cautions apply to this as to any other potentially disastrous do-it-yourself fun. --FLO--
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How the heck small were your nuts? I'd be lucky to get my sac through one of those hair bands once, let along wrapping it around three times! And I have a very small sac. Did you do each nut separately, he asks? 📖
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Well thank you for your pleasant replies:) So now of course I'll be looking for hair bands all night. And no I don't mean those long haired guitar players from the eighties. lol.
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By the way, has anyone ever ejaculated whilst being banded? It sounds painful, does anyone know if it is? Sure sounds like a good deterent to compulsive masturbation. :dong: 😄
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Why do you want to deter compulsive masturbation ? Enjoy, enjoy !
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numnuts (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:21 pm By the way, has anyone ever ejaculated whilst being banded? It sounds painful, does anyone know if it is? Sure sounds like a good deterent to compulsive masturbation. :dong: 😄

No when I was young it was fun to play banded with bands, gave me a nice high feeling and when I did ejaculate it was more intense, and 40 plus years later it still is.

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numnuts (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:21 pm By the way, has anyone ever ejaculated whilst being banded? It sounds painful, does anyone know if it is? Sure sounds like a good deterent to compulsive masturbation. :dong: 😄

Yes, I have ejaculated while being banded. If you are like me, I have a high tolerance for pain when I'm wound up and exceptionally horny. However, as soon as I cum that tolerance goes right out the window. Thus I can't get it off fast enough and dread the evil snap of cutting off the band!
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I also like brocolli, it is very good for you. The thick rubber bands are useful for a lot of things around the house such as opening jar tops, keeping old bills and letters together as well as a testicle banding torture device. A double wrap of one of these bands I am sure would be as good as an elasticator if left long enough. I've only gone 30 minutes and it does cause a great ejaculation. So band away with care.
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