Egg Crasher Thread...

[A-1 (imported)]

...too Bad You Closed It. I Was Prepared To Ask If I Could Try Smashing His Head And Teeth First, You Know, To See How Hard That I Could Hit Him.

[n3rf (imported)]

WOW - did I miss something ? It must have been really goorie something. N3RF

[Paolo]

Remember, don't feed the trolls. If you do, they never go away.

[kristoff]

I moved it to another related thread. apparently the re-direct didnt stick. techno-dork here

[Paolo]

I deleted it.

[Riverwind (imported)]

The Evil Overlord comes through again,

River

[kastratius (imported)]

what just happend?

[JesusA]

what just happend?

We've had serious problems with TROLLS on the Archive. Paolo mistakenly thought that you were one and deleted your post - after Kristoff had moved it to the recent thread discussing the same question.

For more information about your question, go to the thread Ball Popping (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10153).

The quick answer to your question is that what you suggest would probably kill you quickly or send you to the emergency ward of your nearest hospital. It's not recommended unless you are seriously suicidal!

[numnuts (imported)]

Seeing as anything that anyone does with or to their balls, ends in needing immediate medical attention, I suggest anyone who does anything with their balls, do it in the hopsital parking lot, directly infront of the emergency room.

You all can thank me later.

[kastratius (imported)]

We've had serious problems with TROLLS on the Archive. Paolo mistakenly thought that you were one and deleted your post - after Kristoff had moved it to the recent thread discussing the same question.

For more information about your question, go to the thread Ball Popping (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10153).

The quick answer to your question is that what you suggest would probably kill you quickly or send you to the emergency ward of your nearest hospital. It's not recommended unless you are seriously suicidal!

yeah, paolo better shouldn't! but thanks anyway.

[kristoff]

yeah, paolo better shouldn't! but thanks anyway.

You have a bit of a crash welcome to the archive. Do not be put off. Continue, please, to participate - we welcome all who care to share. Understanding the ways of something new is sometimes a thing which takes time to acquire. Welcome please to our zoo!:)

[Paolo]

Ooops. Sorry about that. My bad.

[A-1 (imported)]

ok,

so i'll use a nerf hammer...

:-\

[kastratius (imported)]

I was thinking that some medecine or alcohol would help, you wouldn't feel the pain and could smash these things!

[nonuts (imported)]

Never MIND! Let's us know how it goes if you are alive.

[numnuts (imported)]

There's no pain in jumping off a tall building, so does that mean it's safe to fly?

[colin (imported)]

There's no pain in jumping off a tall building, so does that mean it's safe to fly?

Jumping off a building and flying are both harmless occupations. Neither will hurt. It's the landing that causes the problems.

LOL

[kastratius (imported)]

maybe somebody should just try it for once

[kristoff]

maybe somebody should just try it for once

Oh, it has been tried before, more than once, in several different formats, from hammers to bench vises. That is, among other ways, that we do know what we speak of. Of course, nothing is stopping you, except perhaps a ration of common sense and sanity....

[numnuts (imported)]

Just make sure you have your first egg kit with you.

[A-1 (imported)]

There's no pain in jumping off a tall building, so does that mean it's safe to fly?

Generally, yes....

....Unless there are hijackers aboard, and I am not talking about the kind who masturbate in the lavatory at 23,000 feet, either...

[Kangan (imported)]

I was thinking that some medecine or alcohol would help, you wouldn't feel the pain and could smash these things!

Not recommended as a castration method for a variety of reasons. Find a surgeon.

[kastratius (imported)]

Not recommended as a castration method for a variety of reasons. Find a surgeon.

I don't wanne get my eggs off, but I was thinking about hammering some other eggs off.