How were you castrated?

[bolls (imported)]

im new here

i like my balls, have no desire to loose them, i love fucking my girly friend

but i am curious, how were all of you castrated if you dont mind me asking?

[twaddler (imported)]

I was mauled by a raccoon. It looked so cute. I though I might pet it. Bad idea. I interrupted him while he was feeding out of my garbage can.

It's never a good idea to wave your wang at a 'coon.

[bobbie (imported)]

I was castrated the most sure way of being done on the first try. My balls were surgically removed. When your balls are in your hand detached your body you know you are done with out questions.

[EricaAnn (imported)]

Surgically by Dr. Kimmel.

[kristoff]

In a fight with a priest wielding a reciprocating saw. I have since become a nun. I now run a castration clinic, converting priests into nuns.

[Paolo]

Some of the little Padawans around here played with light sabers when they were kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoC_I-tcQlA

[tugon (imported)]

On a bet I dangled them over the tank of pirannah.

[Hash (imported)]

One with the help of a co-worker, which did not work out so well. The other by Dr. Kimmel, he did a good quick surgery and I am still pleased.

[Hash (imported)]

bolls,

Just curious? Why are you looking at the Eunuch Archives, come on the truth! Hash

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Bolls might be more forthcoming with his motives if greeted with more candor and less joking. Having said that I lost mine 17 years ago to a rabid squirrel that I was molesting. --FLO--

[Daughter (imported)]

My my, how unfortunate for the squirrel. Rabies is never fun.

[bolls (imported)]

yes less joking would be nice.

no reason really, i was just parusing the internet and stumbled upon this place. I find it facinating to hear your stories. some what of a curiosity I guess.

[BossTamsin (imported)]

Ok, then I'll be honest. I cut my own balls off.

At least, I think that was me who was doing the cutting. I'm just finishing up a time machine to to back and make sure. I just have to remember what I was wearing when I went back to cut myself...

[gandalf (imported)]

I was fortunate enough to have a urologist remove mine. Unfortunately, he would only do it in two surgeries. But it was successful and I am very happy with the results.

[Paolo]

IE,

Weren't you in the loo at the time?

[kristoff]

yes less joking would be nice.

no reason really, i was just parusing the internet and stumbled upon this place. I find it facinating to hear your stories. some what of a curiosity I guess.

I would strongly recommend you go here:

http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4616

You will find some fascinating stories, and some answers to your question(s).

[Riverwind (imported)]

I think this thread should be moved to the joke section. A guy comes in here asking what he thinks is a good question and gets all the wrong answers. I was castrated in Nam, I was sitting on the shitter when a monkey gave me a bite I will never forget, and thats the truth.

or you can read a little further down.

River

[bobbie (imported)]

You did get a few true answers in here. Some of us have lost them for different reasons. Many guys have a problems putting words to the reasons in print. Many joke how they were done. I have meet several of the people that have done. Think everyone of them are good people. Castration and ball jokes in general seem to be on the common joke lists.

Their are several of us that have posted their experience with their castration and the effects they have gone through. Think most people have a long and deep seated reasons for to being done.

[Ren-ichi (imported)]

i'm a Kimmel grad '06

[homptydumpty (imported)]

i think most of you know how.

the dr. did me......

the best $2000 ever spent.

z