I forgot to notice what your age actually but I'll assume you're over 21.
I wish you a happy birthday because:
* It's a good reason to celebrate and drink your beer.
* You're funny in chat and give us reason to laugh.
* You came to my aid vcr/dvd wise
* You write great stories for the EA.
* I've met you in person and you're actually real.
* But most of all, I wish you happiness because you deserve it.
You're my friend