Reactions at the sight of an empty baggie.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Hi all,

Yoli here, on leave from the asylum (See: Comp time).

I once read a post here referring to people's reactions at the sight of a castrated guy. Something about a beach or pool party, I think...no matter.

Well, friend Barry, along with a still-has-'em friend, a girl from our Kastration Koven, and lil' ol' Yoli went up to Lake Travis (near Austin) last weekend for some sun and fun at the lake house owned by one of my bosses. Said boss had tossed me the key, told me where the boat keys were, and said "Be careful...have fun...BE CAREFUL!". So, off we went. Ash(leigh) was out of town so missed the fun, sad to say.

Anyway, the still-has-'em (not for long if I have my wish) guy is experienced with boats and so am I, so we decided to fire up the pontoon party boat that El Bosso has docked there. Off we went, cruising and sipping champagne, soaking up the beauty of the outdoors. Naturally, the swimsuits soon came off.

Welllllll...we were drifting in a semi-secluded cove when another pontoon boat muttered slowly in, the mixed-gender crew of 40-ish/50-ish folks all naked too. Some REALLY should not have been, if you get my drift. They stopped their motor and drifted close to exchange greetings (and closer peeks, no doubt.)

We chatted a bit and exchanged first names and were just hanging out when one of their crew, a lady who was defying gravity pretty well so far, gasped and said to another lady on board "I don't think that boy (Barry) has any balls!!!" Well, at least we knew she was peeking at peepees!

Barry smiled sweetly and said "You're right, ma'am, I don't."

Now, you KNOW she was about to burst from trying not to ask The Question, but she managed hold her tongue. Barry, after letting her simmer for maybe five minutes, finally said "I had them taken off so I wouldn't be a bad boy when I saw a beautiful babe like you." I thought she was gonna faint.

The two guys on the other boat acted as though they hadn't heard a thing, but...are you ready for this???...one began to get a stiffie! He discreetly kept himself turned away, but there was no doubt that Barry's cute self was getting to him.

We drifted close by for another fifteen minutes or so before they started their motor and cruised away. But, before they did, the woman who had spoken (the other two women never said a word re balls.) handed Barry her business card (NO! It was in her beach bag!) and asked him to "Call if he ever wanted to look at properties in Austin."...riiiiiiight!

As they cruised away I could see one of the other women nudging the stiffie guy and laughing.

Now we fast forward to yesterday.

Just before Barry left to return home to Lubbock he called the lady's number. He left a message with MY number when she didn't answer. About an hour after he hit the road she called.

I answered and she asked for Barry. I explained that he had left and didn't talk on the phone when driving. She started to hang up but I said "I know you are curious about Barry, wanna know more?" Ohhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh!

I gave her the canned "Why Barry was castrated" presentation. I also dropped the hint that we shared some fun and games and she pounced on that like crazy, wanting all the lurid details.

I knew, just knew, that she was playing with her furry place as we talked. That's OK...I was having a bit of fun myself, 'cept I'm currently furless.

After an hour of phone sex, with both parties finally admitting what the free hand was doing, we agreed to meet soon, in San Marcos, halfway between SA and her part of Austin, for a drink and a snack, then to hit the big outlet mall there. I have a feeling I have a new recruit and maybe someone new to, uh, play show and tell with. She will be, if we DO gat naked together, the oldest female I've ever, well, you know. She's darned goodlooking for 40-ish. Time will tell. And I might too, of you get all your homework and chores done!

Later, Barry called to say he'd made the trip safely. I told him of my chat with the lady and he said, to my amazement, that she sorta turned him on too! (I suspect there's a Mommy Dearest factor here.) She's gonna be thrilled/freaked when I tell her Barry might allow her to make a closer inspection the next time he's here.

Sorry to be so chatty, given my usual reticence (Liar! Liar! Panties on fire!).

I'm a bit curious re experiences some others have had with folks "noticing" their "condition" post-snip.

Back to my healthy salad...dammit! As God is my witness, it's gonna be lots of FRIED shrimp and scallops for din-din!

Love to all,

Yolanda T. Locolady

Manager and Talent Coordinator

San Antonio Branch, EA

PS: I am saddened by the passing of Dingbat and her unborn child (did I read that correctly?). It has nothing to do with her being one of the few other females here, just the tragedy of a productive and loving life lost. My sincerest condolences to those who loved her. She was in my prayers this morning and shall remain so in future.

Yoli

[jemagirl (imported)]

Wow, your story is very interesting. I'm also amazed how forward every one was about the whole thing, starting with her comment about that boy having no balls.

About Dingbat, we all miss her so much. She was very kind hearted and very very smart. It's sad that one careless idiot took her away from her family and friends. I don't think she was pregnant though because she was inter-sexed, but she was worth about two of any one else. I miss her a lot.

Jema

[truly committed (imported)]

mmmmm did i miss something?

intresting story anyway.....

[Kangan (imported)]

Gee, I hope all the women swoon at the sight of my empty baggie. I'm making plans to get it emptied real soon.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I've seen some. More than one in fact. I reacted very favorably. --FLO--

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I'm positive I would react favorably, too. Were there more people present than just you? How did they react?

Actually more than one occasion. Very personal small group, sort of a get acquainted show and tell. --FLO--

[Beau Geste (imported)]

I guess Yolie is like the three princes of Serendip--wherever she goes, entertaining things seem to happen. Looks like she will have a positive introduction to granny sex, too.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

I guess Yolie is like the three princes of Serendip--wherever she goes, entertaining things seem to happen. Looks like she will have a positive introduction to granny sex, too.

BG,

Interesting things happen because my inate curiousity and apparent openess MAKE them happen, at least according to some sometimes amazed friends.

If someone wondered aloud what the inside of a mausoleum was like, there'd be Yoli, hiding in the casket just to get a peek. Of course, I'd have an escape plan and be sure to send my "host" or "hostess" a card of thanks for the hospitality. (Even though he/she would be past being able to read it.)

Regarding "Granny" sex; I'm not certain that I'll ever experience that, at least in the true bio-sense. Y'see, I don't really want to give birth, being selfishly vain 'bout my rather special widdle body.

The above being said, however, I DO love children and hope to adopt someday fairly soon. Problem: I'd have to be VERY circumspect in my never-ending quest for adventure, especially that of a sexual nature.

I can just imagine the doorbell ringing and litte Smedley opening the door and saying "Mommy is busy just now, Sir/Ma'am, she's right in the middle of a castration session." Eeeeeek!

Needless to say, any children I may be raising will be shielded from any knowledge of my particular kink. Still, if a kid, once of sufficient age, somehow catches on, I might be willing to gently impart more knowledge and thus let them make their own decision re learning more or becoming involved to some degree.

It just occured to me to wonder what my reaction would be to that, especially if a boy I'd raised wanted to be snipped or a daughter wanted to get VERY involved, perhaps even witnessing/performing a snip. I'd have to do some very deep thinking on such things. I hope, frankly, that my secret will remain just that...a secret. After all, our little Kastration Koven can flourish other than in my home.

Well, still recovering from last night's *debauchery/pool party/BBQ so will now wander off in search of some tomato juice...straight.

Love to all,

Yoli The Hangover Poster Girl

*Nothing too exciting. Just good eats, al-k-hawl, and some special time with Ash(leigh) after the guests left.

Spelling corrected on 5/14...now that I'm fully recovered...I think.

Y.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Rosie and I have had some hot role playing - me being Barry and she being the nurse that tried to convince him NOT! Thanks for the fun and keep the ideas coming (sorry)!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Rosie and I have had some hot role playing - me being Barry and she being the nurse that tried to convince him NOT! Thanks for the fun and keep the ideas coming (sorry)!

A.N.,

Someone once asked me to write some castration-related "short stories". Well, Ash(leigh) is actually the skilled wordsmith around here, and I've learned a great deal from her.

A sampling of scenarios I find interesting (and might put into words someday.):

A place where court-ordered castrations (and penectomies? Ohhh, I don't know.) are carried out. The idea that men are required to give a semen sample moments before the cutting and that both the "collection" and the cutting are done anonymously, either with a sheet shielding the collector/cutter from view or in a sort of gloryhole setting.

Maybe the lucky ladies are provided with a DVD of their efforts.

The above is my favorite fantasy. I don't want to see their faces, just their doomed goodies.

Women who apply to the authorities to be witnesses and/or "volunteer" semen collectors when castrations are carried out. I can only imagine getting a letter..."Dear Miss Yolanda Wacko, you're application has been approved and you are invited to attend the castration of Mr. Elmo Craphead, Mr. Mortimer Dingwipe, and Mr. Won Hung Lo on Saturday, April 20.

Wowser!

Being selected to give a man his last 'gasm, before witnesses, before his widdle ballsies go bye-bye.

Maybe someday I'll try my hand at committing my very vivid and exciting fantasies to print.

For now, however, I'll have to stick to realities.

Love and like that,

Yoli

Loonielady in residence.

PS: The names of the prospective snippees are names we use around the office when referring to less-than-loved clients.

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Yoli--

I didn't mean to imply that you were out shopping for a rocker or anything like that. It's possible for a woman to be a grandmother in her early thirties, but I realize you aren't, and you don't look to be "of a certain age."

As I understand it, granny sex is usually considered to be intimacy between a younger man and a somewhat older woman, probably a woman over forty years old. I thought you were thinking in terms of something similar, only with both participants being women.

You can do a search on "granny sex" on Google or Yahoo, and see how the subject is approached. I would guess there are hundreds of web pages about these types of sexual encounters.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli--

I didn't mean to imply that you were out shopping for a rocker or anything like that. It's possible for a woman to be a grandmother in her early thirties, but I realize you aren't, and you don't look to be "of a certain age."

As I understand it, granny sex is usually considered to be intimacy between a younger man and a somewhat older woman, probably a woman over forty years old. I thought you were thinking in terms of something similar, only with both participants being women.

You can do a search on "granny sex" on Google or Yahoo, and see how the subject is approached. I would guess there are hundreds of web pages about these types of sexual encounters.

Beau,

I understand that you weren't implying anything, although I DO have two rocking chairs. One is an old-fashioned one I bought at an antique auction and the other is some sort of space-age contraption. It was custom-built for BigGuy's late father...have no idea by whom, and it is amazing. It even has a massage function.

In a few years I'll BE forty...nooooooo! I doubt my sexual appetites will diminish and I intend to keep my face and figure (also hair, hands, feet, elbows,) in top shape. Looking at my mom tells me the genetics are there for me!

I've only recently had fantasies re initiating a younger male (or female) into the wonderful world of great sex, but only one of legal age! Of course, there is the occasional castration component sneaking into the mix. Frankly, I try to suppress that. Since my castration kink has it roots in the near-rape I endured at age 13 there's no inclination for gratuitous and random castrations of innocent males, especially younger ones.

Weather report: By this date, last year, San Antonio had marked 29 days of temps of 90F or above. This year, to date...NONE! Hurrah! Right now, at 6:47 PM, the temp is 71F with a light breeze. We have the windows open, the fans turning, the hibachi lighted, the shrimp, chicken liver, and bacon combo kebabs marinating, the avocados sliced, the gazpacho made, and the top-shelf Margaritas in the freezer.

Ash(leigh) and I have two other ladies here and we've been alternating skinny dips in the pool with shivering on the shore, Not to worry, there MAY be "warming exercises later, should we not overeat. Overdrinking will be no impediment

Beau, I will do some research on "Granny sex". A little prior planning can't hurt.

Love to all, and now for a Margarita (made from scratch, with real Mexico-grown limes!)

Yo! Landa! (Who, me?)

Alive and still thirty-something in San Antonio

PS: There is a 19 year-old girl whom I met at, of all things, a skeet shooting and BBQ party, who had a bit much to sip AFTER the guns were cased and tried to kiss me, in private, thank God, then cried a little. We have a lunch date scheduled to talk about life. If something more comes of it...well, WOW! Ash(leigh) sez it's OK with her and she won't insist on sharing. Riiiight!

Y.

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Yoli--

Since you're a genuine Spaniard, what's your recipe for gazpacho? Any recipes we've tried at our house, we had to heat them up to make the stuff taste good. Or maybe we just aren't tuned into cold or room-temperature soups.

[homptydumpty (imported)]

mmmm. cold soup.!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli--

Since you're a genuine Spaniard, what's your recipe for gazpacho? Any recipes we've tried at our house, we had to heat them up to make the stuff taste good. Or maybe we just aren't tuned into cold or room-temperature soups.

Beau,

You've selected the wrong Spaniard! Actually, I don't make the stuff. I just slice cucumbers to drop on top of the stuff my aunt makes in huge batches almost every Sunday AM or Saturday night. I just show up with a container and beg at the back door. I like it well enough, and it's truly nice for Sunday brunch (although it was served later today, as a prep dish for the kebabs.)

With the weather so unseasonably kewl, I kinda thought we should have tried to keep it preserved until a warmer day.

Speaking of cold soups; One of our female, errrr, "friends" makes a watermelon soup that is very nice for brunch around our pool on sultry late mornings, although it is not the restorative that gazpacho is when one is still semi-drunk.

The kebabs, by the way, were wonderful. How likely is it you'll find four females who love chicken livers? When you grill them as you eat them, sort of like a fondue thing, and they are wrapped in bacon, alternated with jumbo shrimp (or lobster cubes!) and marinated in various stuff...Wowser! A nice cold import brewski, served in frozen mugs, and life is good!...Burp!

For dessert, after an hour to recover and a short swim, we had a fantastic German-recipe cheesecake with a double shot of Chambord (French Raspberry liqeur) over it...OMG!

Understandably, no one was interested in Sapphic *endeavo(u)r so we put the other two ladies to bed, avec a g'night kiss and caress, in a guest room in the "Big House" and Ash(leigh) and I have repaired to the carriage house, wherein we dwell...by choice. She's comatose and I'm frightfully near so. I can always discern this by noting that my language becomes rather high-toned. I seem to be overtaken by the spirit of Samuel Pepys or one of his ilk at such moments as this. At least all those English Lit. classes had some effect.

And so to bed.

I remain, Your Humble Scribe.

Lady Y.

Woman of Mystery

*Hompty, the (u) is for you loyal subjects of HRM, Queen Elizabeth. God Bless Her!

[truly committed (imported)]

i dont think having sex with a women over 40 is considered granny sex, thats like m.i.l.f....

[JeffEunuch (imported)]

My own experience is that hardly anyone has ever noted my empty sac. An American friend says that Canadians are just far too discreet to say anything.

My BF really gets off on playing with the empty sac, and to the extent others have noticed, it's the same. They really get off on it.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

&%$^$%!~traffic!

Had to go some pick up some doofus at the airport and run him downtown to my office's "guest suite" on the RiverWalk. The dweeb was semi-blitzed when he got off the airplane and must have put his sweaty paw on my leg a dozen times on the way downtown. Then he invited me for a drink at the hotel bar...being a vixen, I accepted. Then he suggested I might like to have a view of the river from the balcony of the suite...I declined.

And so the life of a good girl goes.

Anyway...

Jeffikins, may I have just a tiny peek at your empty baggie-poo?

Well, maybe not a good idea 'cause Barry's empty baggie might become jealous.

Thanks just the same.

Dinnah is served, according to Ash(leigh). Tonight's bill of fare includes Caesar Salad, thin sliced rare sirloin, steamed broccoli, rice pilaf, French bread avec beurre, and Mint Ice Cream for 'zert. No wine for me...too much "weekend"...just some brisk iced tea with lime and Splenda.

Well, time to indulge. Pray for my waistline.

Love to the vast majority of you

[truly committed (imported)]

miss-when you post im always thinking *am i missing something here?* who is this lady ! ! ! ?

[kristoff]

miss-when you post im always thinking *am i missing something here?* who is this lady ! ! ! ?

Who is this masked hero(ine)? Doth she wear the mark of Zorro? Or Zeppo? The Ides of March are past, so we're safe that way! Could it merely be a very friendly afficianado hanging (eeek - what's hanging.....) about these bits er parts for a while? Ah, the adventures of FUBG and crew, always entertaining...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Who is this masked hero(ine)? Doth she wear the mark of Zorro? Or Zeppo? The Ides of March are past, so we're safe that way! Could it merely be a very friendly afficianado hanging (eeek - what's hanging.....) about these bits er parts for a while? Ah, the adventures of FUBG and crew, always entertaining...

Kris,

Yoli here, workin' at the house, but back to the office tomorrow...sniff.

Be assured that I am, have always been, and hope to repeat if reincarnated, female. Wouldn't change that except maybe for the monthly aggravations. Luckily, no pain and no period being dangerous to even say "Good Morning" to.

Yes, I'm a friendly sort, to anyone who is deserving and, hopefully, reciprocal.

Mark of Zorro? No! Mark of Prada? Mark of Gucci? Yoooooooooo...betcha!

Ash(leigh), BTW is also all-woman, all the time and I'm delighted with that!

To sum me up:I'm a young woman of Spanish (NOT Mexican) descent. I'm educated...halfway to a Master's, but may NEVER finish. I'm hardworking, harder playing. I like, I mean, LOVE, sex with men, women, and, obviously, eunuchs. Opportunities for sex with intact men arise virtually daily (see previous post) but the ONLY one I "do it" with is BigGuy, and that's when his bride, the original FUBG, is participating.

I admit a case of the hots for my almost-elderly boss with the huge "item" as described in an earlier thread, but I know that will never come about. I'd give a year's bonuses just to hold "It" and maybe steal a nibble or two...Wellll, maybe just a month's salary.

I am versatile in other ways too. Hunting, serious Bass fishing, Fly Fishing, and some saltwater angling are high on my list and I enjoy them often. Wanna see the boat I fish from, bass-wise? Well, go to the BassCat Boats site and look at the Pantera IV. I'd post a pic of "ours" but the registration number is NOT for publication. Not mine, of course, but at my disposal year-round, pretty much. I do some kayaking too, but got the poopay frightened out of me by a huge 'gator at Choke Canyon Lake TX last year so choose my water more carefully.

I can back a boat trailer better than most guys, and usually outfish them...I CONCENTRATE! Largest bass so far in '07...Seven pounds, six ounces, using the "Dropshot" method.

I usually have my limit of dove or quail before the others...I practice and I CONCENTRATE!

I keep a loaded handgun (9MM Semi-auto) in the car, legally, and under my pillow. There's also a loaded 20 gauge pump easily to hand when I'm home.

I shoot and gut my own Bambis (not bad when it's a neck shot) and Porkys (YUK!) and help butcher and package same.

I clean my own fish, although I'm religious about "Catch and Release" for bass and some saltwater species.

I have a sign that I can stick in the rear window of my current ride that says "PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals"

I vote Republican and want the border sealed, all illegals deported, and Nancy Pelosi shot for treason. For Hillary I'll settle for The Home for Ugly Bitches.

I've never so much as sewn on a button, but I am a pretty good chefette and a darned good, well, generous, bartender.

So that's Yolanda, your little ray of sunshine.

I am who I am....and who I say I am. What you "see" is what you get.

Someday I may post a pic...gotta win the Lotto first, and maybe some of you will wanna keep your balls, or get them back, as the case may be.

Sorry for the sermon. I stretched it to have more time away from work.

As ever,

Your Loving Yoli

[truly committed (imported)]

prada and gucci i prefer the trash look! you are intresting lady!!!!

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Hey Yoli! Don´t worry about turning 40. Rosie is now 41 and has the bod of a treintona. Take a look at the photos of Cecilia Bolocco and you can see 40 is sexy. Rosie is even sexier and sex is better than ever.

Speaking of Latin culture(we were?), there is a publication down here in Chile called The Clinic. It is a real counterculture kick. A couple of issues back the front page featured ¨Yolanda Cachanda.¨ It had the face of Bachelet stuck on the image of a famous fortuneteller. The subheadlines states she know ¨quien funciona.¨I wanted to scan and post it here, but that cannot be done.

You have me on the edge of my seat. You mentioned the boat with the gal that was falling all over herself to meet Barry. One guy on the boat started to get a boner, implying he either liked you or was turned on by the idea of castration. I was hoping you´d fill us in on how that is developing and if eventually you can get the boner guy with your little group.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Too bad she's a lousy shot with her pistol and shotgun! And maybe she can back a boat down a boatramp. But can she pilot the thing in a storm? Or, does she have trouble bringing said craft into a slip in a crowded marina or gas dock on a windy day?

She might be able to sew on a button - I'll she can. Can she sew up a live scrotum? I'm certain she can if she CONCENTRATES!

Can you do all that girl? If so, come and get yer testicles!

Yoli here, waiting out the rainstorm before heading to the office.

You misread my post. I a considered a VERY good wingshooter. Yes, I CAN back a trailer and CAN drive a boat ONTO the trailer and put the bow right into the roller.

Buttons? Nope! Tried a few times and wound up whimpering for the sympathy vote, with a pricked finger.

Scrotum? Though I THINK I wanna witness a 'stration, I'd probably either faint or run squealing out of sight. That pretty much eliminates any chance of "sewing"...so you'll have to "Suture self".

I see another post deserving of a response, so off I go.

Yoli

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Hey Yoli! Don´t worry about turning 40. Rosie is now 41 and has the bod of a treintona. Take a look at the photos of Cecilia Bolocco and you can see 40 is sexy. Rosie is even sexier and sex is better than ever.

You have me on the edge of my seat. You mentioned the boat with the gal that was falling all over herself to meet Barry. One guy on the boat started to get a boner, implying he either liked you or was turned on by the idea of castration. I was hoping you´d fill us in on how that is developing and if eventually you can get the boner guy with your little group.

'Rab,

I Googled C. Bolocco and I will state, unequivocally, that if THAT is what I'll look like at Forty, I will swallow poison one day before my fortieth birthday.

She has mousey boobs (I don't! ), no ass (I sure have a round tushy!) and skinny legs (Mine are curvy.) In short, there's more of me to adore, and all in proportion.

Re the people that we encountered on the lake; We've (including Barry) not been together as a crew since that event. There has been some activity, all verbal, involving the lady you mentioned and I will fill you in as time permits.

The guy with the stiffie? No further knowledge save for what that woman told me during telephone contact. Again, later, but now have to face wet roads and scoot to the office for a brief planning session and traditional Friday luncheon with the bosses and fellow slaves.

Will try to find time this late afternoon through tomorrow AM to elaborate re those folks.

Luv,

Yoli,

Soggy in San Antonio