Uncle Flo is how old?

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sag111 (imported)
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Uncle Flo is how old?

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Wow it looks like Uncle Flo has cought up with me have a good one my friend
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Hey Happy Birthday. Hope it is the best. Looking forward to seeing you in August.
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Wishing you a very Happy Birthday today my friend. I hope there will be many more to come.

Take good care and have a wonderful day celebrating!

🎶 :balsmilie 🎶
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I hope you have a Wonderful Birthday. I look forward to meeting you in August.
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Uncle Flo

I do wish you the happiest of Birthdays today but I think someone listed your age incorrectly. It says you're 62. As I recall your birthdate was June of 1862 making you almost as old as Sag or me 😄

If you lived closer, I'd take you to a senior citizen bar for a tall, cold glass of Geritol and prune juice.
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Happy birthday, you old bastard!

How 'bout as your birthday gift I cut off your testicles, put them in a jar and display them on the shelf of my piercing studio?

Ha ha, just kidding but it's the thought that counts, right?
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Happy birthday, Uncle Flo. I hope it's been a very merry one, surrounded by friends.
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Many Happy Returns of the day, Uncle Flo. Remember, birthdays are good for you. The more of them you have , the longer you live. 🙄
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Both you and Talula are in trouble with me, I see you this morning and nobody says a word.

Happy Birthday old guy 😄😄😄😄😄
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There are some folks who rue their birthdays, because it marks another year past and gone, never to be touched again. While they may have a point, for the most part, I think they are full of SHIT. Birthdays are a milestone of survival, accomplishment, a marker of joy, acknowledgement of the opportunity to have lived and enjoyed life, particularly with those we love and with whom we wish to share it. I hope such is yours. I will look for you soon on the Geritol Circuit!
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Thank you all! I saw a movie and went to dinner with my girls, always a good time. I sometimes wonder how I've managed to live this long, there have been so many possibilities of me coming to a bad end that it staggers the mind! All in all I'm doing fine and looking forward to another 20 or 30 years of annoying everyone around me, if I can just get enough cheesecake to keep me going. --FLO--
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happy birthday flo
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happy birthday mr!!! Its good to be that old(u rnt that old!!!, that came out wrong !!), it means like kristoff says u have survived! i hope to see it and more one day..be proud you are still here :)

cheesecake, cheesecake is so yummy!!!!
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Post by sapient (imported) »

Sorry to be late, and since you've already said you had a good borthday I feel I would waste my wish if I repeated that. So I wish a good year instead. There's 364 more days to fill with happines and good memories.
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Happy belated birthday. I hope you got a huge package where you want it most.:D
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Awwww Uncle Flo, Im sorry I missed your Birthday. I hope you had a nice one. 😊 Also, Thanks again for the message. :)

"Birthday hugss" Lilac
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I had a wonderful birthday, went to a movie and dinner with my girls. Thanks are unnecessary. --FLO--
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