Kristoff is 83 today

[sag111 (imported)]

Wow you look almost as young as that old wolfe we have sleepin in the corner of the archive.It must be your habbet or something like that or maybe the pope has blessed you who will ever know.But happy birthday hmmmm 83??

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I've heard that Kristoff was 83 when the Eunuch Archive first started so he must be closer to 90. Honestly though, Kristoff, you don't look a day over 80.

It must be all that good, clean, straight *cough* Catholic *cough* living.

Here's to the only Flaming Nun we'd like to see gang-banged by the Minnesotta Vikings.

Happy Birthday sister....get fruckin plastered.

psst guys...I "think" is true age is one or two dice rolls behind me....probably around 47.

[truly committed (imported)]

happy birthday, what is the name of your plastic surgeon>??? or any life style tips for us young people...?

[snookie (imported)]

:redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce

Happy B-Day Sister!

[sapient (imported)]

Oh my, 83 huh? I think I've heard so many different ages for Kristoff, that he could probably claim every day of the year as his birthday. ('Cause reason tells you that if you have two different ages, you must have two different birthdays. The chances that you are born twice - on the same day! - must be astronomical...)

But anyway, grattis på födelsedagen!

[dometoo (imported)]

83, is that in dog years?

Either way, Happy BDay!

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Happy Birthday. At 83, you must have one foot nearly in the grave. Sure hope Eunuch Archive gets all your will so IEunuch can have all new expensive equipment and training. Ha. Hope it is really good today.

[tugon (imported)]

Have a wonderful day. Remember you are only as young as who you feel. Treat yourself to an injection of youth. Happy Birthday.

[EricaAnn (imported)]

Krister,

A very very happy birthday to you my friend with wishes for many more to come!

I'm looking forward to seeing you again in August. Now go out and party like you were 18 again!

:balsmilie

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

And here I was under the impression that the fabled Red Nun appeared miraculously on the earth to guide us poor mortals onto the right path. Could that explain the confusion about birthdays and age? Enjoy your day today as much as I enjoyed mine yesterday. --FLO--

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Happy Birthday, Kristoff!

From you-know-whom:boobies:

(Will there be cake?)

[Paolo]

Birthday spankings will have to wait until the August M.O.M. I think...

[Daughter (imported)]

Happy Birthday, your holiness! I've ordered the most beautiful hunk of man-stripper to your house this moring for a birthday show. He's tall, dark, handsome and has a body that makes even the straightest of straights weak in the knees. Oh hold on my phone is ringing... It's the stripper.. I must have forgotten to give him the address.

Oh well, maybe next time.

[bobbie (imported)]

Birthday spankings will have to wait until the August M.O.M. I think...

Hummmm 30 plus members all getting a chance to spank the old red sister at the MOM's meeting. Just that thought should increase the attendance greatly.

All kidding aside I want to wish you the very best on your birthday. Hope you will be around a good many years to come. You bring so many different opinion's and ideas to the site.

[Kangan (imported)]

If the flaming nun is 83, then I'm over 110!

Anyhow, happy birthday - if that is your birthday.

[numnuts (imported)]

Why you old dog, you! Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday with all the trimmings. May you have the very best of everything this world has to offer, on your special day and always. And may you live in peace & harmony, with health & happiness all your live long day. May they be many indeed.

So 83 in dog years is what........ 12? Good Lord, you're about to start puberty!

[micropenis (imported)]

Happy Birthday!!!

I hope you get another tool to add to your arsenal.

[mrt (imported)]

As my ol' man used to say HAPPY BIRFDAY!

[Bagoas (imported)]

Gratulerer med dagen.

[Hairless (imported)]

I didn't think you were a day over 39. With 30 members at the MOM meeting, you won't need your red habit to be red, at least where you sit.

Happy

[Riverwind (imported)]

Happy Birthday my friend, hope you had a hell of a good time.

River

[plix (imported)]

Happy Birthday Kristoff! Looking forward to seeing you again at the meeting!

:balsmilie

[kristoff]

There was / is a cake! I have had ONE piece. Can't have any more - Paolo can tell you why. Giving the rest away! Gladys the neighbor, sweet wonderful soul, baked me a DEVIL's food cake, with Bing cherries on top!

On my 30th birthday, my friends all showed up at the door at about 10 PM with a garbage pizza and 3 huge decade candles on it - I had completely forgotten. They really didn't want to celebrate - they really came to just make sure I got shoved over the crest of the hill. This time they showed up with Geritol and a walker - beyotches!

Of course, one who is being respectful never asks a lady her age - why the fuck that is, I don't know, but oh well. So, I lie, WTF? The truth is, I have always admired the legacy left by Jack Benny - geez, does THAT statement ever blow the bull out of the water... Truth is, I am I little bit older than my kids, 5 months younger than my older brother, 6 months older than my sister, and my mom is my aunt; NO, I am not from Tennessee. The triplets are 33. No, I did NOT give birth to them.

A youth injection?! I can deal with that, but can the youth? Course, last time I tried that (not that long ago...) I got a dose of livestock for my ranch. We'll wait a bit longer to make sure we get a purebred strain, eh? I suspect Brandon (who is as myopic as I am) just couldn't see what he was getting in to. My good luck, sans the livestock (he's out of quarantine now...), and fun while it lasted...

On top of all that, I get threatened with a good time, but then I am forced to wait till August. Who will remember by then, with all the old farts around here? Geez, beat me, whip me, just don't take my credit cards... other discussions held elsewhere... Damn, and a stripper in the wings as well. Give an old wench a heart attack, will ya?

Someone asked me recently if I was born again. I told them once was enough. Dog years? My neighbor once had a sheep dog. Had to shave its butt so we would know which end to feed. With that in mind, and my bald knob in the mirror, I don't think we're going there....

Whatever the case may be, thank you one and all for good wishes; looking forward to meeting some of ya'll at August MoM, fearful of others, and....well, go there...!!

[jemagirl (imported)]

Happy Birthday Kristoff, but I don't believe you are 83. :balsmilie

:redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce :redbounce

Huggggggs Jema :hearthrob

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jema

He's really 183 but don't spread it around as it isn't common knowledge. He was born in 1824.