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Help! I'm drowning!!!

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Yoli here, give a cheer...

Will someone, perhaps a member of the Apache tribe, please do a REVERSE Rain Dance?🙋

If you can't do that, then please tell me how to convert "Cubits" to "Feet" so I can make use of these blueprints for building an Ark.

Let's see...I'll need two Zebras, two Rabbits, two Eunuchs...noooo, no point in THAT:-\

These rains are getting out of hand. I decided to stay and "work"😄 at home rather than risk self and new car.

Rain, rain, go away!

Yoli

Soggy Lil' Girl in San Antonio
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Yoli

I'll search for a Apache/Commanche reverse rain dancer if you can send me a pix of you and the other two so I can finally see what you three look like.
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Yoli,

It's good to hear from you. I was thinking about you last night during the 6:00 news and again this morning with the photos in the morning paper. I'm glad to hear that you've managed to keep your head above water - at least of the liquid sort. I have no idea how you're doing on the cellulose sort.

I hope you manage to keep dry (unless you choose to swim). And, as skipper of the Ark, I see no reason why you shouldn't take on board a pair of eunuchs to keep the captain happy.

J.
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after you have finished with him can we borrow him its no fun in south yorkshire ( in the uk ) less than a mile from me they still have flood water over 3 feet its one hell of a mess !
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lookinginuk (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:27 am after you have finished with him can we borrow him its no fun in south yorkshire ( in the uk ) less than a mile from me they still have flood water over 3 feet its one hell of a mess !

And more to come according to the forecast!
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JesusA wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:47 am And, as skipper of the Ark, I see no reason why you shouldn't take on board a pair of eunuchs to keep the captain happy.

J.

Male and female eunuchs, of course!
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Yoli, I wish I could trade some of my ultra dry Arizona days for some of your saturated San Antonio days! It is DRY here, has been one very long dought.

Somehow, I am sure that some fundamentalist preacher could make a sermon on how gays caused a hurricane to hit Orlando, and it was the sinful behaviour that brought the drought to Arizona... (I wonder WHAT I did to cause that) and of course, the deluge of rain on San Antonio... what have you been up to Yoli that caused all that rain?!? (Wish I could have watched - whatever it was!)
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Oh it was obviously all the wickedness and perdition of the San Antonio Riverwalk plus Octoberfest and Hippy Hollow didn't help matters either. And then there's that Austin bar scene and those state fairs. Oh my God! Are you ever going to get it now. Yes God is coming and she is very pissed. At least the rain is warm over there and you can wash your hair directly from the clouds. And that old song about all the telephone lines being down no longer applies since everyone has cell phones anymore. But then again the signal towers could go down. Good luck.
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The rain has been a mixed blessing, here in Dallas. Last year the lakes were about 20 feet below normal. We had tough water restrictions and i got a $250 fine after my sprinkler system malfunctioned. Now the lakes are ABOVE normal.

I will be at the Alabama-Cushatta (sp?) indian reservation tomorrow and I'll see if I can find someone qualified to do an anti-rain dance for you..
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The pattern is shifting

here in oregon we have had no rain in 2 months

we got a inch the last 2 days

the pattern that has been stuck is finally breaking down

get rid of that hot high in the southeast and things will return to a better weather pattern.

global warming??
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Yoli,

It has been so hot up here I have been doing a rain dance for a week, now I know why nothings happening, the map I have been using is in leagues not miles.

River
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Hay everything is in the indian guide book dosent everyone have one.Thats where Al Gore got all his answers.
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Blame El Nino or La Nina

Yoli..you won't drown....as I recall you have a built-in Mae West than can be used as water wings.
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Yoli,
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:10 pm It has been so hot up here I have been doing a rain dance for a week, now I know why nothings happening, the map I have been using is in leagues not miles.

River

Didnt know you could dance....
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Didnt know you could dance....

Of course he can, the question is who swapped his tube of preparation H for chili paste?

LOL
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Yoli
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:24 am I'll search for a Apache/Commanche reverse rain dancer if you can send me a pix of you and the other two so I can finally see what you three look like.

Yoli is in the house!

Will someone PLEASE stop me the next time I decide to catch a little afternoon nap? So, here I sit, in jammies and slippers, unable to sleep. DAMN!

Mr. Wolf,

Funny you should ask, since I've been trying to figure out a way to honor such a request without risking job and the good life. I'm certain you can understand that.

However, there is a web site that shows a ton of pics of gatherings at Devil's Cove (Lake Travis, TX) wherein I appear in some shots. Ash(leigh) is in one or two, I think, and Barry AND one of his buddies in one or two.

You see, on some weekends, such as Memorial Day, more boats than you can count congregate in a tightly-packed group and much merriment ensues. As the day progresses things get increasingly rowdy...booze, beer, stripping, and even sex.

Sadly, all too often, tragedies occur. There are drownings and other mishaps, some involving human bodies vs. propellers. That's why we've decided not to attend any further such events. Frankly, alcohol and boats (or guns) are not my idea of fun.

The State of Texas authorities have, BTW, declared Travis as the most dangerous lake in the state.

Anyway, there is this web site...Problem; I viewed it on someone else's 'puter and don't have the link, but I AM looking. What I'm hoping is that you might be able to laboriously plow through the zillions of pics and guess who-is-who.

I will give you hints, of course but will NOT specifically ID myself or the others and you can understand why.

Even if you miss the guess, you will be treated to a wealth of near-naked (or naked) bodies, men and women alike, not to mention an array of some pricey boats.

I AM looking for it, but have had no success thus far and the other party has "gone off the air" due to a transfer to elsewhere (Middle East.) There's another person in Austin who is looking for it in my behalf so the search goes on.

The first hints are (in the hope that I can find the &%^@%!~ thing.):

Remember that I have longish dark hair and am curvy...NOT a BBW!

Ash(leigh) looks younger than she is and is the "tawny lioness" type. She's taller than I as well.

Barry is a little "soft"-looking, but not any moreso than some intact guys. His Houston buddy that attended is rather nondescript but is, to be charitable, a bit pudgy and has dark hair.

Barry, if I recall correctly, was wearing something like a Speedo(?) The best part of that was the way his lil' peepee looked like a largish nipple under the material. The other guy was wearing baggy trunks, maybe so HIS empty baggie would be less apparent.

Maybe the most amusing aspect of these gatherings is answering Nature's Call. Some of the larger boats have potties but even those tend to get rather full as the day wears on.

Most people slip into the water and, well, you know🙄

I'll keep trying!

Love,

Yoli the Mermaid
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MORE RAIN!!!

Well, at least that means I get to stay home and work(?) here.

You see, there are some dangerous low spots I'd have to negotiate in order to get out of our neigborhood. Now isn't that just terrible?;)

Besides, I left my umbie at the office and so I'd be all wet...wet...wet...

Mmmmmmmm...

Here's one of my secrets, revealed! I sometimes go out in the VERY private back lawn and dance in the rain...without my tutu. That's your Yolanda, the shameless bacchanalian.

Love and life jackets to all,

Yoli The Lil' Fishie
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MORE RAIN!!!
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:05 pm Here's one of my secrets, revealed! I sometimes go out in the VERY private back lawn and dance in the rain...without my tutu. That's your Yolanda, the shameless bacchanalian.

Love and life jackets to all,

Yoli The Lil' Fishie

So when do we get to see the video.
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FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:05 pm Here's one of my secrets, revealed! I sometimes go out in the VERY private back lawn and dance in the rain...without my tutu. That's your Yolanda, the shameless bacchanalian.

Love and life jackets to all,

Yoli The Lil' Fishie

Gee, my wife and I do that all the time! We have 60-acres of private wilderness and my wife prefers to make love outdoors in the open. One year, it was during the deer rut season, and a big buck was attracted by the sound of our lovemaking and stood nearby watching us. We only saw him after we had finished.
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Kangan (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:45 am Gee, my wife and I do that all the time! We have 60-acres of private wilderness and my wife prefers to make love outdoors in the open. One year, it was during the deer rut season, and a big buck was attracted by the sound of our lovemaking and stood nearby watching us. We only saw him after we had finished.

In some parts of the country, big buck, means different things. I assume your talking about a deer.😄
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It seems no one answered the question about a cubit.

It is the measurement from the tip of your middle finger to the end of your elbow. There you go in case you still need to build that ark and float away. 😄
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