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yesterday i came up with my own improvised method of castration based on the concept of the Burzzido, it involved a C clamp, a flat steel bar, a table top, and a little imagination. Basically i placed my testes on the table, then used the C clamp to press the thin side of the steel bar into my scrotum just above the testes in an attempt to crush the cords. My question is, how will i know if it was effective? And if so, how long will it take for the testes to diasappear?
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I can say from experience that the probability of success is small. --FLO--
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i figured as much, but it was worth a shot..
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Once upon a time so did I. Nice avatar. --FLO--
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If it hurts like hell, you might succeed.
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yeah, i dont think it hurt enough...
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please AmberBliss, think about what you are attempting to due. im sure you know what your doing but think of the after math! allot can go wrong when you are crushing blood vessels.

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My advise is to go ahead and "blow" a few thousand dollars for an orchiectomy and expenses. It is well worth it and I have heard of people blowing that much on cruise ships and then finding out they're not really having fun afterall. Even if you are like me and money does not come in too easily and it figures out to be about nine months rent for a seven by twenty-seven foot box in a trailer court (but a very nice one), it is still worth it and then you can truly, honestly say that you have nothing (male) holding you back. Really.
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Easiest way for self castration, and it is based on a true story...thanks to DrawinAwards.com

Go to a golf course or golf range walk up to the ball washer, put some money in to start then drop your balls in! You will most likely wake up in the emergency room and it will hurt like hell! But its quick and effective.😄:dong::D

Note: I wont be held responsible if your stupid enough to actually do this!
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AmberBliss (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:09 pm yesterday i came up with my own improvised method of castration based on the concept of the Burzzido, it involved a C clamp, a flat steel bar, a table top, and a little imagination. Basically i placed my testes on the table, then used the C clamp to press the thin side of the steel bar into my scrotum just above the testes in an attempt to crush the cords. My question is, how will i know if it was effective? And if so, how long will it take for the testes to diasappear?

Amber you have a mainstream reason (transexuality) for getting surgery but for God's sake do it with a real surgeon.

Check out http://marcibowers.com/grs/history.html

*As one example. I think Dr Bowers suggests you not get an Orchiectomy but go straight to GRS. Money wise, recovery time? I'm not all clear because thats not my deal but email her. She does answer emails - Tell her your situation and see what she suggests.
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With a letter from a Doc stating GID your orchidectomy should not cost as much as the $2000 for the no-questions-asked castration. Shop around. :)
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You should NOT crush the scrotum straight across as you risk stopping the blood supply to the lower half of the scrotum. If that happens it will necrose (die) and become dangerously infected. Advice with the Burdizzo method is to hold the spermatic cord for one ball against the side of the scrotum and nip as little scrotal tissue as you need in order to crush the cord. Then you go to the other side and repeat. That way you do no damage to the main blood vessels that supply the scrotum; you only damage the vessels that supply the balls. Having said that, it is not considered to be a reliable way to castrate a human male. It is also very very painful. One of my balls was Burdizzo'd back in 2000 and it hurt A LOT for several days. I'd have volunteered the other ball except my memory of the pain always seems to prevent me.
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AmberBliss (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:09 pm yesterday i came up with my own improvised method of castration based on the concept of the Burzzido, it involved a C clamp, a flat steel bar, a table top, and a little imagination. Basically i placed my testes on the table, then used the C clamp to press the thin side of the steel bar into my scrotum just above the testes in an attempt to crush the cords. My question is, how will i know if it was effective? And if so, how long will it take for the testes to diasappear?

Nice try but I doubt that it worked. Crushing the vas deferens is difficult and if it doesn't crush flat, then the blood vessels won't either. You have to destroy the blood flow to the testicles to get real results.
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I still have my nuts but way back when I was young I almost lost them.

I had a transexual lover and we were into some way out things.

She placed a very wide tornique aroung the top part of my scotum and we gently make it tighter and tighter.

She then was able to take the two balls into her mouth(She had a big mouth) and she sucked and sucked and sucked.

We were play acting out some B & D so I was enjoying this. Because the tornique was wide and her sucking was gentle it did not hurt and I was getting really turned on.

She was under instructions to do with the intention of softening them up for a ritulized gelding.

Well after about 15-20min of this she released my balls from her mouth and said, 'My goodness your testies have have gone blue, do you want me to continue?' Even though it was not hurting I said lets be on the safe side and release the tornique. So that was the day I almost became nutered.

Amber you try something like that with a lover and see what happens.

My advise it would be OK so long as it did not hurt.
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Is their a name of a doctor here i California who casterates people and what price.
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