Xmas idea for eunuchs.

[incuse (imported)]

I had an idea yesterday that I wanted to spread and see if anyone will pull it off.

I live in a one bedroom apartment aka "Box". Its not big enough to have a Christmas tree... so I want to pass on my idea to anyone else who is willing to try it with their tree.

Instead of balls on their tree, how about small bags. I'm thinking crown royal bags because they are so pretty. Put these on hooks, and hang on the tree. Instead of balls hanging from a tree, it could be a tree full of scrotums.

Thats in poor taste.... I know. But an idea.

Anyone willing to give it a shot ?

[Hash (imported)]

Well, if you're going to do that, why not get some "kangaroo scrotums" to hang from your tree or rubber bulls balls. I can't give the web sites because that's against the rules, but google them both and you'll get plenty of web sites.

[tugon (imported)]

Talk about bad taste one year while attending college a straight friend made ornaments by soaking tampons in water. Once expanded they were allowed to dry. The next step was to cover with glue and roll in glitter.

We also used to have bad taste parties where we could demonstrate our bad taste and enjoy others bad taste. One woman brought her laundry and spent the night in the basement washing her clothes except for trips upstairs for drinks and snacks.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--

[incuse (imported)]

The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--

If using the crown royal bags, as I suggested, it'd cost a pretty penny. Once your done emptying that many crown royal bags though, cost should be the least of your worries.

[DonFL (imported)]

The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--

Well, when i was a vet surgical tech, we took the whole scrotum off to make it look neat, could get a good supply at your local vet if they use the same method I did.. lol.

[mrt (imported)]

I had an idea yesterday that I wanted to spread and see if anyone will pull it off.

I live in a one bedroom apartment aka "Box". Its not big enough to have a Christmas tree... so I want to pass on my idea to anyone else who is willing to try it with their tree.

Instead of balls on their tree, how about small bags. I'm thinking crown royal bags because they are so pretty. Put these on hooks, and hang on the tree. Instead of balls hanging from a tree, it could be a tree full of scrotums.

Thats in poor taste.... I know. But an idea.

Anyone willing to give it a shot ?

For those with Faux Nuts - Put two large superballs in the one from me!

[eunuch46 (imported)]

Great Idea,

You can buy kangaroo scrotums here in Australia in almost every tourist shop. Not that expensive. They have been treated and the skin is smooth and pliable.

Eunuch46

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I asked, but there seems to be a shortage of kangaroos in Minnesota. --FLO--

[Falcon (imported)]

Well I can see some people who are on the "naughty" list this Christmas !!

Falcon

[Riverwind (imported)]

I have lights and garland on my tree but NO BALLS.

River

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Riverwind presents: The first Eunuch Tree. --FLO--

[tugon (imported)]

This year I thought I would buy lifelike dildos with the scrotum attached. I would hang the dildos form the trees and lay the severed scrotums around the base of the tree.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

A first class idea! --FLO--

[Hash (imported)]

Uncle Flo,

Were you/are you a stand-up comic? You have me laughing so hard sometimes I can hardly breath. If you're not a comic, you should be. Hash

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Not a comic ---- just an old guy with a warped sense of reality. --FLO--