West Coast MoM

[jemagirl (imported)]

I got mine and I am working out how I can get there. The trip down on Amtrak isn't expensive.

[plix (imported)]

I have sent out an e-mail with information about accomodations. Let me know if you are on the list but did not get it.

[tugon (imported)]

It is with heavy heart I share this news. I received a notice inviting me to jury duty for the grand jury. I will be reporting every Thursday for three months. My plans of attending the MoM were to travel on Thrusday to see a few sites and be rested for the wine and cheese party. Not knowing if I will serve I am hesitant to buy a plane ticket. At least now I have proof the government is interfering with my pursuit of happiness. I will miss everyone.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

It is with heavy heart I share this news. I received a notice inviting me to jury duty for the grand jury. I will be reporting every Thursday for three months. My plans of attending the MoM were to travel on Thrusday to see a few sites and be rested for the wine and cheese party. Not knowing if I will serve I am hesitant to buy a plane ticket. At least now I have proof the government is interfering with my pursuit of happiness. I will miss everyone.

tugon-

Fill the darn form out with a crayon and send it back, works every time!

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[kristoff]

tugon-

Fill the darn form out with a crayon and send it back, works every time!

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

Last time I got called for regular jury duty, I just ask em where the gallows is.... Grand jury? Tell em to come on, bring on the politicians we're gonna get.

[sag111 (imported)]

I think they dont want this Republican there because I never got one hahahahahaha what fun I am having now.

[tboyer (imported)]

I live in San Francisco, is any one going to be driving

I could help out on the gas

[jemagirl (imported)]

I live in San Francisco, is any one going to be driving

I could help out on the gas

Hi tboyer,

If I can manage to go at all, I will be taking the train

. It's only about $65 round trip

and they do the driving for you. My problem right now is covering the cost of the hotel and meals while I am there.

Any way I though briefly about driving down but my old Porsche has no air conditioning and only gets about 25-28 mpg. It's about 1,000 miles round trip so I estimate the fuel bill would be around $167. So it looks like a car would have to seat at least three people before reaching the break even point, and then you still have to do the driving. Anyway the train kind of sounds like fun.

[homptydumpty (imported)]

Thank you everyone for the card~ it means allot!

[stevenoo (imported)]

i'm new to this and would love to attend MoM.

[Daughter (imported)]

Jema, do you want to split a hotel room with me?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jema, do you want to split a hotel room with me?

Hmmm Daughter needs a roomie. I'm sure I could talk Jesus into sharing with Jema so the two J's could be together.

Then Daughter and I could share a room

" in your dreams Mac, in your dreams." (River)

[jemagirl (imported)]

Jema, do you want to split a hotel room with me?

That would be great. Can you PM me and let me know the details?

j

[tboyer (imported)]

I have not received any email so far. I have check my bulk folder also but there's nothing.

[plix (imported)]

I have just sent out an e-mail to four people whose addresses I received since the last message was sent. The e-mail includes the original information as well as motel information. If you sent me your e-mail address since the last message was sent and you did not receive an e-mail, let me know.

[tboyer (imported)]

Would anyone be interested in sharing a hotel room?

I don't snore.

[randy (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

[tugon (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

Good luck Randy.

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

Liars will burn sizzle, sizzle. Didn't your mother teach you it was a bad thing to lie?

[The Lurker (imported)]

A lie for the sake of humor is encouraged by my God. Tell as many jokes as you want Randy, no penance required...

[nonuts (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

What no excessive flatulence?

[randy (imported)]

What no excessive flatulence?

not unless there is someone in the bed with me, i have been know to make a worldclass dutch oven (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tch%20oven). but i wont be sharing beds so i didnt mention it.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

Randy

I'll share a room. I'll wear plugs (in me ears), gay pillow fight with you if that's what your into, and not put porno mags between the matress. As far as tele, commercials are usually the best part, but I love whatever, as long as it's on! I'll rub your feet with secret deoderant even between your tootsies. I don't use shampoo as my hair is clipped short weekly. The bathroom could be an issue, but the maids will take care of that. The room key can be had downstairs and in case of evac, I have a flight nurse buddy in the airforce who can come pick us up.

Now for my issues....and there really aren't many

My psychologist put me on meds to help me cope. So no tearful drama there, yeah! However, the psych meds cause diarrhea. Those meds coupled with strong muscle relaxers (do to the accident, I was hit by a lady driving a large benz...thought I was headed into the afterlife, but no...she just sped off after shaking me down), anyway the combo of meds can lead to explosive incontinence of stool. These meds I'm supposed to ingest before bed. While the dreams have abated a bit, last week at 3 am I flashed back to her shiny metal grill (I'm supposed to take ativan for the that). Anyway I awoke coverd in shit, wraped in a white fecal floral cape (kinda a bird of paradise pattern) undermedicated bouncing on the bed screaming I'm superman and ready to tackle the first person I saw.

the lonely disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[tugon (imported)]

You guys sound like so much fun I hope the court releases me from jury duty. This may be the most photographed MoM if I can make it.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Liars will burn sizzle, sizzle. Didn't your mother teach you it was a bad thing to lie?

Hmmm..... I never suspected for a minute that Randy might be lying. What tipped you off?