Yoli's Dream re Gloryholes

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Sooooo...How are all y'all's tiny and adorable little peepees this morning? I'll bet you didn't know that they were featured in a dream that visited me shortly before I awoke this morning. I wish I could say that yours, (state your name), in particular was the star performer therein but, truth be told, t'was but a cast member ("member"! get it?) although each peepee did have a nice solo scene. (Well, Moi621's morsel DID get mentioned when the credits rolled.)

I think I know what triggered the dream. You see, last evening I was nattering with another of the Kinky Kastration Koven members over drinkies and she mentioned that SHE'd seen some vids featuring women performing oral sex on anonymous penii ("Latin is a language, dead as it can be. It must have killed the Romans 'cause it's surely killing me."...Graffiti on many a high school restroom wall, including the one at my alma mammy.) which were presented through a small aperture in a wall.

Well, that caused us to develop a nice(?) little fantasy scenario wherein men who were to be castrated for some punitive purpose could, on their way to the place of castration, stop off at a little building where a woman or, I guess, some man would give them a last BJ before you-know-what ended or at least severely hampered their sexual careers.

I admit that we both got into the thing, to the point where we took turns kneeling before each other and pretending...never mind. (Where's a real live peepee when you need one?! Well...WHERE?!)

We thought about dragging out a strap-on she keeps around for certain applications but we passed on that since I had to get home to assist in preparations for the ginormous T'giving Eat-and-Drinkathon we're hostessing for a select group, including some office folk, members of the KiKaKo, Barry, Marlene and her "pet", and so on.

Soooo...somewhere circa early dawn, this dream began. I was on my fourth or fifth "snack", pleasuring some poor guy who would be ballsless within moments post my efforts, when a need to visit the litter box spoiled the fun. I need a larger bladder!!!

I do recall, most warmingly, that the hole was large enough to access each guy's baggie as I dined so that I was able to caress it as well as stroke downwards so that his balls would hang low and be an easy harvest.

As for "happy endings" I THINK that I skillfully managed to elicit two orgasms from each client; The first directed into a small vessel (to be provided to the authorities,) and the other, less copious, one serving as a tasty little reward for a (blow)job well done.

I'm halfway hoping that the next castration-related dream (and I've had several. Some have become favorite reruns,) will feature a similar theme (See: Wall, hole, Yoli kneeling on a comfy cushion, etc.) 'cept that the facility will be one where men leaving the "clinic" can, if they wish, place their newly-nutless peepees through a hole in order to receive a consolatory oral soothing. Believe me; As Barry AND our Asian "ladyboy" will attest, if anyone can coax at least a little dribble from a castrated person's peepee...it's none other than Good Ol' Yoli. Why me? Well, 'cause I'm sincere about it!

Well, that's what happened this early AM. I can't wait to call the other lady and share this account (maybe I'll Email it!) AND I'm looking forward to bedtime.

If my >^..^< doesn't stop dripping sweet Yolihoney I'm gonna be a poster child for dehydration! More kawfeeeee! (and either a cold shower or an attack on Ash[leigh])

Yoli

Your Raving...errrr...Roving Reporter, coming to you live from Scenic San Antonio (See: Texiz)

PeepeeEss: One of the cast was to lose more than his ballsies...guess whom.

Y.

[blue_plow (imported)]

Hey Yoli, I'm about to get castrated surgically and would like to know if you would like to have my balls/nuts if I sent them to you to enjoy!! I'd love to know that my manhood would continue to serve a good woman like yourself even after they are dead and gone. To know that they would be used to pleasure a good woman that is into castration would be my last request, and would be a fantastic rush knowing that they would be giving you a rush!!!!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Hey Yoli, I'm about to get castrated surgically and would like to know if you would like to have my balls/nuts if I sent them to you to enjoy!!

Errrrr...noooooo....but thanks anyway. I think I'd react negatively to such a delivery.

On the other hand I can imagine the look on our UPS lady's face if I chirped "Oh boy, the balls are here!" before I signed for them. She was cool when she delivered our second Sybian (She knew what it was.) so she might just want to have a peek...I won't!

Thanks again...just post lots of pics on the Yahoo Orchiectomy group. It needs more material.

Y.

And now, back to the kitchen in the big house!

[BossTamsin (imported)]

PeepeeEss: One of the cast was to lose more than his ballsies...guess whom.

Y.

I dunno, but I'm betting you'd have volunteers lined up 'round the block in here.

[emasculateme (imported)]

Errrrr...noooooo....but thanks anyway. I think I'd react negatively to such a delivery.

On the other hand I can imagine the look on our UPS lady's face if I chirped "Oh boy, the balls are here!" before I signed for them. She was cool when she delivered our second Sybian (She knew what it was.) so she might just want to have a peek...I won't!

Thanks again...just post lots of pics on the Yahoo Orchiectomy group. It needs more material.

Y.

And now, back to the kitchen in the big house!

Yoli, if you have a link to the Orchiectomy group, i'd love to see it here.

[A-1 (imported)]

Errrrr...noooooo....but thanks anyway. I think I'd react negatively to such a delivery.

On the other hand I can imagine the look on our UPS lady's face if I chirped "Oh boy, the balls are here!" before I signed for them. She was cool when she delivered our second Sybian (She knew what it was.) so she might just want to have a peek...I won't!...

When she delivered the Sybian did she have it naturally?

just curious...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

When she delivered the Sybian did she have it naturally?

just curious...

Steak Sauce,

I'm a little foggy this AM due to wretched excess involving imbibing, gustatory overconsumption, and some rather strenuous "calisthenics" somewhere around 10PM(start)-1120PM(finish) involving Barry T. Eunuch and another female.

Soooo...Could you explain what you mean by "it" in your query?

Re THE dream. No recurrence so far but I'm hoping for better luck in the next few nights.

Someone among those who know about the dream (a T'giving guest) suggested that some mary-joo-wanna or a recreational pharmaceutical might help trigger, even enhance, the next "chapter" but I do NOT do drugs or smoke weed NOR do we allow such on the premises...NO exceptions.

I neglected to mention what might be called "details" when I first posted.

While the dream WAS a first I have, more than once, fantasized about a place where men are drained, pre-castration, in a purely anonymous setting. I envisioned women (or, I guess, men) being allowed, for a fee, to provide the oral ministrations and that all "clients" must be shaved and scrupulously scrubbed before submitting to the attentions of those on the other side of the wall. No males afflicted with phimosis will be "treated", having to settle for handjobs instead.

It really tingles me to imagine women of means and higher social and financial status actually paying to participate in the process. There'll be no street whores involved.

The setting will be luxurious, at least on MY side of the wall and the place won't smell like a gym. There will be a carafe of good wine to "rinse" with between sessions, and the lighting will be intimate yet sufficient to afford visual appreciation of each man's goods as they are presented. (NO ugly peepees need apply.)

Well, time for b'fast, as if ANY of us need more food after y'day's excesses.

There are TONS of leftovers and of such a variety and quality that any gourmand/gourmet would think he/she had died and entered Valhalla should he/she enter the Big House's kitchen and open the huge fridge or enter the walk-in cooler. Of course, the more delicate might suffer a fainting spell at the sight of deer and wild hog components a-dangle therein.

As for your loving Yoli, however, she'll settle for two poached ova, OJ, and an English Muffin...and maybe later, Ash(leigh)'s muff. She has regrown her blonde pubic patch...some sort of winter thing, I guess. Tasty, nonetheless, though it tickles my nose.

Our guests will remain until Sunday, so there're more fun 'n games in the offing, and, best of all, the Thai ladyboy is due in with the nicer of the Houston eunuchs later today.

Life is good. I hope yours is too...all of you, especially Uncle Wolfie.

Love.

Yoli

Fresh from an astounding "delivery/deposit" in the poopatorium. I though I was in labor!

Oh, don't be so squeamish. We have a bidet...G'day!

[moi621 (imported)]

Mentioned in the credits, hhmmm.

[Kangan (imported)]

Yoli, you are every eunuch's wet dream.dong:

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli, you are every eunuch's wet dream.dong:

Eunuch/Wet dream; KanganRoo/Stiffie:dong:

Now THOSE are two mighty fine oxymorons, mighty fine indeed!:D

Hmmmm...let me ponder for a moment...OK, ready;

Yoli's Practical Pocket Dictionary defines "Oxymoron" as a really stupid bovine that's easily tricked into pulling a plow.

Really! It's right here on front of me and I just spilled kawfee on that page. (See: Yolimoron.)

Y.

Admiring the EA's empty baggies and soft sweet widdle peepees since...Ummmm....When DID I start reading over the original FUBG's shoulders, anyway? The first few times were eye-popping to say the least.

[tugon (imported)]

Yoli when I would dream of gloryholes I always dreamt that they were padded at the top. This would save me from explaining a bruised forehead.

[coinflipper_21 (imported)]

Yoli, I'm still trying to get past the idea that you have dreams with credits!

[calmeilles (imported)]

Yoli, I'm still trying to get past the idea that you have dreams with credits!

Don't you? Only the best Technicolor dreams by MGM, UA and so on are worth paying attention to.

[coinflipper_21 (imported)]

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The setting will be luxurious, at least on MY side of the wall and the place won't smell like a gym. There will be a carafe of good wine to "rinse" with between sessions, and the lighting will be intimate yet sufficient to afford visual appreciation of each man's goods as they are presented. (NO ugly peepees need apply.)...

Yoli,

Got to love your description of your side of the wall. One thing I have never seen depicted in porn is a glory hole with all the comforts of a Turkish harem. No problem finding staff, either, with all those fresh eunuchs. Hey, it's your dream! But Yoli, what about the other side of the wall? There ought to be some comforts for the guy having his last BJ. At least some thin padding on the wall an maybe an ass strap to hold him tightly to the wall so he can give his full attention while enjoying you working your magic.

[A-1 (imported)]

Steak Sauce,

I'm a little foggy this AM due to wretched excess involving imbibing, gustatory overconsumption, and some rather strenuous "calisthenics" somewhere around 10PM(start)-1120PM(finish) involving Barry T. Eunuch and another female.

Soooo...Could you explain what you mean by "it" in your query?

Re THE dream. No recurrence so far but I'm hoping for better luck in the next few nights.

Someone among those who know about the dream (a T'giving guest) suggested that some mary-joo-wanna or a recreational pharmaceutical might help trigger, even enhance, the next "chapter" but I do NOT do drugs or smoke weed NOR do we allow such on the premises...NO exceptions.

I neglected to mention what might be called "details" when I first posted.

While the dream WAS a first I have, more than once, fantasized about a place where men are drained, pre-castration, in a purely anonymous setting. I envisioned women (or, I guess, men) being allowed, for a fee, to provide the oral ministrations and that all "clients" must be shaved and scrupulously scrubbed before submitting to the attentions of those on the other side of the wall. No males afflicted with phimosis will be "treated", having to settle for handjobs instead.

It really tingles me to imagine women of means and higher social and financial status actually paying to participate in the process. There'll be no street whores involved.

The setting will be luxurious, at least on MY side of the wall and the place won't smell like a gym. There will be a carafe of good wine to "rinse" with between sessions, and the lighting will be intimate yet sufficient to afford visual appreciation of each man's goods as they are presented. (NO ugly peepees need apply.)

Well, time for b'fast, as if ANY of us need more food after y'day's excesses.

There are TONS of leftovers and of such a variety and quality that any gourmand/gourmet would think he/she had died and entered Valhalla should he/she enter the Big House's kitchen and open the huge fridge or enter the walk-in cooler. Of course, the more delicate might suffer a fainting spell at the sight of deer and wild hog components a-dangle therein.

As for your loving Yoli, however, she'll settle for two poached ova, OJ, and an English Muffin...and maybe later, Ash(leigh)'s muff. She has regrown her blonde pubic patch...some sort of winter thing, I guess. Tasty, nonetheless, though it tickles my nose.

Our guests will remain until Sunday, so there're more fun 'n games in the offing, and, best of all, the Thai ladyboy is due in with the nicer of the Houston eunuchs later today.

Life is good. I hope yours is too...all of you, especially Uncle Wolfie.

Love.

Yoli

Fresh from an astounding "delivery/deposit" in the poopatorium. I though I was in labor!

Oh, don't be so squeamish. We have a bidet...G'day!

,

...it was a BAD joke...

...The Sybian...

...most women I know with a bidet are ALL WASHED UP...

Oh hell! just shoot me now! :shot191:

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

,

...it was a BAD joke...

...The Sybian...

...most women I know with a bidet are ALL WASHED UP...

Oh hell! just shoot me now! :shot191:

Yoli takes aim....

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Finally! THE dream recurred, but during an afternoon nappy I took in order to be all bright-eyed and perky for a Christmas party Ash(leigh), Marlene (and prospective eunuch beau) and I attended last evening.

But first...I stayed relatively sober 'cause I had to take a friend's car home to our place for safekeeping while he's away for a few months...not in jail! It's called a Mangusta and it's...it's...WOW! See here:

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and here:

http://www.englebretson.com/eric/images ... 80x960.jpg

The car in the pics is NOT his...His is dark blue. I don't know the person who owns the silver one but I'd like to

Anyway, I get to use it while he's away but will do so sparingly and NEVER unless sober. Fast car! The top is not cloth and disappears nicely when down...which it was as I drove it home.

Oh, right...the dream.

Well, not much has changed around Miss Yoli's Pre-Castration BJ Parlor except that in this episode I mostly watch as others perform the act of charity AND I get to go on the other side of the wall and "supervise". I instruct the poor guys on the procedure and see that their goodies are all squeaky clean. As well, at least in one case where the "client" was having difficulty in achieving orgasm (fear factor, it seems,) I aided by stripping and embracing him from the rear while murmuring encouragement and reminders of what was soon to occur, alternating that with reaching under from behind and fondling/tugging-to-loosen his baggie. He was a mousy little guy, maybe around 50 in age, with a little pot belly and a bald spot. His peepee and ballsies were not exactly overwhelming either. I WOULD draw HIS number, *&^@X$!, but I think he spuzzed...finally.

I was only asleep for maybe 45 minutes so one might say I maximized my time:D Woke up VERY moist and squirmy and since Ash(leigh) was on an errand I consoled myself by throwing the saddle on "Ol' Sybian" and rode the range while viewing some of my largish collection of castration-related "visual aids". including a home vid of our castrated Asian ladyboy friend doing a great strip tease and close-up "expose'" of her lonely little peepee.

Just as I was tidying up Ol' Sybian Ash(leigh) came home and muttered that our electric bill was gonna bankrupt us if I didn't ride less often. Well, since all bills here, save for our personal fuel, groceries, booze, and shopping binges, and other stuff, in Shangri-La are paid from BG's accounts we need not worry

Well, gotta wait for Episode Three. Soon, SOON! I say!

And now, to kiss/caress Miss Ash(leigh) awake so we can shower and join friends for breakfast at The Cracker Barrel...Yummo!

More KAWFEEEE!

Yoli

A very, VERY bad girl, and loving it.

[A-1 (imported)]

Electric Bill, ahh....

Just put a generator on a windmill and plug it into a bank of batteries with a AC inverter, that way, when the wind dies down you still ride for free...

...seems that there is always a lot of wind in Texas...