Substitute for cum

[VeeJay (imported)]

Can anybody tell me what readily available substance most resembles cum in colour and consistancy. I need this information for a story I am thinking of writing in which a man seems to have... Oops! I nearly gave away part of the plot.

VeeJay

[theGelded1 (imported)]

Devon cream I should think, then again any heavy cream would be close in apearance

[tugon (imported)]

Plain yougurt. I also though Ivory dishwashing liquid in water looked like cum. On the other hand I do no think there is a true substitute for the real thing.

[Losethem (imported)]

I'm with Tugon. The porn industry uses Ivory liquid detergent as a substitute.

[Eunuken (imported)]

I would think that some Hair Conditioners would also look like it.

Ken

[randy (imported)]

invisible ink.

[The Lurker (imported)]

I knew a guy once who would go to porn theaters with a warm bottle of ivory Liquid Soap. When the scene would get hot he would pretend to be excited an then shoot the soap into the hair of the guy in front of him. And then quickly exit...

[BernadetteTS (imported)]

Egg white mixed with salt and a drop of clorox bleach. The taste says "I can't believe it's not cum."

[VeeJay (imported)]

Thanks,

I think I'll go with Ivory liquid in my story - if I ever get around to writing it.

[Falcon (imported)]

"Corn Huskers Hand Lotion" if you can find it.

[ramses (imported)]

I'd try whipping water, sugar and corn starch. Maybe even heat it til it almost boils then let it cool. It should have be thick, sweet and translucent. You may add some half and half after it cools then mix to proper color and consistency. You can salt to taste...

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Why a substitute when the genuine article is so readily available? --FLO--

[tugon (imported)]

Why a substitute when the genuine article is so readily available? --FLO--

I am here to tell you it is not as readily available at 52 as it was at 22. That and I do not make my own.