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Translated that means older then dirt.

You must watch out for these OLD guys that would rather walk a mile then smoke a pipe.?????

I think something got lost in the translation, back to the dirt.

River

Bees, Bees, Bees:

Today I was siting on my driveway in the shade of my Oak Tree when the world began buzzing. I looked up and saw several thousand bees in a swarm attacking my tree. Actually, I think the swarm was making a raid on an existing nest. 20 minutes later there were dozens of dead bees on the ground and on me.

I decided to go back into my house when the neighbor next door said he was going to squirt them with the hose. A good soaking might have turned ordinary peaceful honey bees into a Killer Bee Swarm.

Unlike suicidal National Geographic photojournalists, I was not about to watch the mayhem close up.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:11 am Bees, Bees, Bees:

Today I was siting on my driveway in the shade of my Oak Tree when the world began buzzing. I looked up and saw several thousand bees in a swarm attacking my tree. Actually, I think the swarm was making a raid on an existing nest. 20 minutes later there were dozens of dead bees on the ground and on me. [cut]

Unlike suicidal National Geographic photojournalists, I was not about to watch the mayhem close up.

Meanwhile in the Heartland, markle was weeding a flower bed and inadvertently proceeded to destroy a recently built condo of 'ground hornets.'

One got him on the side about belt line under the shirt, and another tagged the left jaw bone.

Toward evening, the condo was in undated with a commercial spray and is believed to be unlivable by any previous inhabitants (which markle watched with some small satisfaction despite a few Zen-like notions.)

markle -seems- fine save for the beastly itching at sting sites.

Glad you escaped stings, MacThe Wolf,

markle

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:20 pm I posted my new avatar today. Plix is on the left hugging me . The pix was taken by my friend tugon

And a fine likeness it is, as best i can see. Could you move a it closer to the lens ???

Good Job tho nonetheless,

markle

The next time I have a bee problem, I'm calling "Markle Are Us Insectoid Service."

YARD SALE

Liz is holding a yard sale for me today. Knicknacks, cookbooks, mom's dresses, mom's blouses, her winter coats, her record albums, etc

By 6:30pm, our Yard Sale had netted $4.00.

The Cable Guy

The Time-Warner Cable Guy arrived at 10:00am to change my phone service from Verizon to Time-Warner. By the time he was almost finished he said, "you now have phone service." However, the new modem and my computer couldn't agree on an IP number.

It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

As long as they are not charging you more for the extra modem, it is no big deal...

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:25 am The Cable Guy

The Time-Warner Cable Guy arrived at 10:00am to change my phone service from Verizon to Time-Warner. By the time he was almost finished he said, "you now have phone service." However, the new modem and my computer couldn't agree on an IP number.

It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

You should only need one modem. You will need a router to make the computer to run.

MacWolf, if it works and your not being charged for two modems, for you DON'T TOUCH IT.

River

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:25 am It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

Modem? for a phone? ????

Hmmm.... it brings to my mind only a joke about REAL perversion - dial-up through IP-telephony.

PS. I second Riverwind here (after spending an hour and a half trying set up video conferencing and failing).

I am the most computer/VCR retarded person I know. Believe me, my friends in chat will back me up on this

Well, on the 1 of September, I paid all my utility companies what I owed them leaving $50 for food, pet chow, etc.

Then, recently I realized, "OMG I'm out of bath tissue." LOL

What a revolting predicament.

Finally, a neighbor donated one roll for me and one for my guests.

Next month, I buy food before paying the bills.

I need either more income or a rich wife.

Any suggestions on the rich wife?

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:39 am YARD SALE

Liz is holding a yard sale for me today. Knicknacks, cookbooks, mom's dresses, mom's blouses, her winter coats, her record albums, etc

By 6:30pm, our Yard Sale had netted $4.00.

Woot Woot you almost made enough to go to McDonalds for one of there value meals.

But you know what they say, You planted them to deep or not deep enough or you watered them to much or not enough or its Location Location Location

River

I stopped using toilet paper years ago, it does not clean shit. I use the wipes, they are a lot cheaper and cleaner and oh yes they do clean shit.

How about a part time job, like at McDonalds, now don't laugh or think I am putting you down my friend. There are a lot of seniors and we all know your old, that work a couple hours a day at MickieD's. It might be just enough to put you over the top and it would not hurt that big retirement check you get every month.

River

Well, Ladies & Gentlemen,

Found this blog today, and yes, I read all 90 pages.

Sure feel like I know the Wolf and a lot of others here.

My head is kinda swimming.

I'm still trying to figure out how I got to this website to begin with.

(Dang that dangling preposition. Please forgive me.)

River

Bad News: Liz accidently let my cat outside. Knowing my cat, she'll go under the house and get laid, the slut. She'll come home in a few days.

Good News: Liz and Jeanette are moving out in a few days. Monty, my garage guy, is Liz's husband and he has been bugging her for months. She and Jeanette decided tonight to move over the next few days to her friends place in the next town.

I'll miss the house cleaning and cooking but I'll save a fortune on food. Woo hoo.

JimInPhila (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 am Well, Ladies & Gentlemen,

Found this blog today, and yes, I read all 90 pages.

Sure feel like I know the Wolf and a lot of others here.

My head is kinda swimming.

I'm still trying to figure out how I got to this website to begin with.

(Dang that dangling preposition. Please forgive me.)

All 90 pages, you need some points for that.

Welcome to the zoo.

River

Thank you, River. Appreciate your comments.

This site is,,,,,,ah,,,,,ah,,,ah,,(what's the word?),,,ah,,

oh yes, "interesting," yeah, that's the word, interesting.

GOOD NEWS:

* My kitty was in my yard after a night of wild cat sex. I got her by the scruff of the neck, took her in the house and gave her milk and cat chow.

* My boarders move out today.

Yes, borders moving out, I know how that feels. My son and his wife and there baby moved out on the first of this month, I love them more then they know but god it is wonderful to have my place back with just me, Rupert and Nelly.

Lets see, its about 6 weeks tell you have a full house again and 10 weeks tell those little paws are into everything.

OH JOY,

I am glad both my pets are fixed,

River

JimInPhila

I remember when I found this particular thread. It was mezmerizing and, like you, could not stop reading. It was 53 pages at that point. Amazing stuff...

Hoorah, only five days till the first.

I bought 24 cans of DietCoke today: enough to last me till then.

As long as I have my soda, pipe tobacco and taters, I'm set to take on the world:)

On a negative note, nature hates me. It was 113 F. here in San Bernardino today... that approxomately 44.8 C. for the European advocates.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:18 am Hoorah, only five days till the first.

I bought 24 cans of DietCoke today: enough to last me till then.

As long as I have my soda, pipe tobacco and taters, I'm set to take on the world:)

On a negative note, nature hates me. It was 113 F. here in San Bernardino today... that approxomately 44.8 C. for the European advocates.

Please send the warmer weather this way. We could use some HEAT!

Next week it will be in the 50's for a high. I want summer back.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:18 am Hoorah, only five days till the first.

I bought 24 cans of DietCoke today: enough to last me till then.

As long as I have my soda, pipe tobacco and taters, I'm set to take on the world:)

On a negative note, nature hates me. It was 113 F. here in San Bernardino today... that approxomately 44.8 C. for the European advocates.

Living out in the High Desert usually is hotter where we are at 100 F looks like for the next ten days will be in the 80ies he...he...he... LOL if the weather man gets it right...

Would like to say hi and get to know all of you my spelling is not that good I think they said 7th grad level what ever that means thank God for spell checker !! I have three small Dogs very Cute and Loveable anyway I have my Dad (70 years young) and a Great uncle (from my moms side ) he's turning 80 in November living with me sometimes it's rough trying to be a care taker Dads got CHF (Congestive Heart Failure) and my uncle is schizophrenic but he can take of him self but they both have needs enough of my problems...

I am glad to have found The Eunuch Archive there a lot of good people some nuts but that's OK adds a little spice to it

Rock

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